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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"My name is Barry."
American Dad! (2005)
"Time to take myvitamin."
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"That's it! Barry stopped taking his meds! He's unretarded!"
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"Thanks, but ifyou touch me again, I'll cutyour nipples off."
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"I got to get home!"
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"So this family ofyours, do they, uh..."
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"We're supposed to be studying this elitist subculture."
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"There's nothing wrong with a good time."
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"Never. You hear me? Never!"
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"Well, that's a shame, 'cause fraternities..."
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"really do represent virtue..."
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"charity and brotherly love."
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"Now, ifyou'll excuse me, I'll be playing foosball in the rape room."
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"[ Groans ] Move over, Stan. You're freezing."
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"- What did you do, you little- - Uh-uh. But sinceyou're up..."
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"- Your-Yourvoice. - Soothing, isn't it?"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"## [ Continues ]"
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"- And now to lower the speedboat. - [ Clicks, Klaxon Blaring ]"
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"[Man On Speaker]Alarm button next to the speedboat-lowering button pushed!"
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"- next to the speedboat-lowering button pushed! - [ Guns Cocki ng ]"
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"- That was amazing, Steve. - How'd you learn to do all that?"
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"- Um, my dad taught me. - Cool!"
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"[ Dolphin Calling ]"
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"- Well, lookwho stayed over. - Leave me alone, Roger."
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"I'm already ashamed."
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"You sure turned your back on me last night."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Well, ifI'm gonna be any fun at the luau tonight, I better hit the sack."
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"Uh-uh. No, you don't. Brothers sleep. Pledges clean."
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"E- Excuse me. Clean?"
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"Yeah. After a house party, pledges spend the day cleaning up."
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"[ Hawking ] Why don'tyou start by cleaning that up, bitch?"
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"- Steve, you're a jockey! - Had to play IdentityTheft to get home."
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"Had to do a lot ofthings you taught me to get home."
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"- I'm sorry I thoughtyou were lame, Dad. - That's okay, Son."
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"You're not in any position to be calling the shots, Steven."
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"I'm the one holding the gun."
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"Sure, you could kill me with your gun."
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"You choosewhich one, then we both drink."
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"I'll just make my decision based upon what I know aboutyou."
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"You escaped the work camp, so I knowyou're cunning."
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"I also knowyou're shy, farsighted..."
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"Grumpy in the morning- I knowyou've seen The Princess Bride."
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"- You're stalling. - And I knewyou were going to say that."
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"I know you're a handful at boy-girl parties. Your name backwards is Nevets."
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"We're going faster than people!"
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"Quiet, fatty, fat, fat, fatty!"
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"Sorrywe sent you to work camp, Son."
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"Barry really pulled one over on us. How'd you know he'd pick the right glass?"
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"[Stan ] Man, I'm gettinghungry."
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"Bye! Have a great time."
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"- How could I not be? - You couldn't. I was just making conversation."
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"- Can we go home now? - Go home?"
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"But the Eskimos? Their plight? That's the real stuffhere."
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"It's like Steve is America..."
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"to go to the Franklin Mint this weekend?"
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"The new Clara Peller commemorative plates are in."
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"Oh, you're offthe hook, Steve. I know you never bought into the whole Nicaraguans..."
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"- [ Fly Buzzing ] - He likes me and I like him."
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"Oh, well, thanks. [ Nervous Chuckle ]"
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"What plate will commemorateyou?"
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"Steve!"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"They all seem so slow."
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"- What pills? - The ones that retard your aggressive criminal minds!"
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"Retard."
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"## [Rock]"
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"We're not objects, Hayley. We're women."
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"Hear me- [ Retches ]"
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"[Wood Creaking]"
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"## [ Continues ]"
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"She's all yours."
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"- What are you doing? - Quick! Through here!"
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"[ Creaking ]"
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"There's no way out! We got you surrounded!"
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"- Let go! - [ All Screaming ]"
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"That's Tuk-Tuk. Good bro. Good for the house."
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"But it'll send you back to start."
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"But areyou willing to try something much more elaborate and unnecessary?"
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"shall we say, less than accurate."
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"Uh, yeah. That's great."
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"man."
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"##[Rock]"
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"- What's happening with that? - [ All ] Roger! Roger!"
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"Yourvoice, i-it's different."
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"- [ Buzzing ] - is going to stand in the way of our friendship."
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"And he made me sleep under the bed!"
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"Well, you tell Barry not to fill up on junk."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"- Let's get out of here! - [ On Speaker]Alarm button..."
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"You save three seconds by not putting your clothes on him!"
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"I don't care about his stupid commemorative plates anymore."
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"We got 'em! [ Laughing ] We did it."
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"Way to remember mywords, Barry."
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"You've lostyour objectivity."
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"- ##[Continues] - This is our chance. We're busting out ofhere."
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"Steve used to really look up to me."
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"- [ Watch Beeps ] - Time for myvitamin."
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"[ Crickets Chirping]"
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"And your aim at the urinal is..."
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"I'm Barry!"
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"All right, kids are dead. Back to work!"
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"- Uh-oh. - Go ahead. Play the card."
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"Good question. Where was that beef?"
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"- [ Gun Cocking ] - Playyour card!"
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"And so I madeyou a sandwich."
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"- [ Grunts ] - Time to takeyour pill!"
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"- [ Cable Snaps ] - [ Both Grunt ]"
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"- Delightful. - Careful, Steve! He's as mad as he is fat!"
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"Hey, aren'tyou supposed to be at the Mint with your father?"
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"- Listen, you girls like studying different cultures, right? - Uh-huh."
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"Who would do such a thing?"
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"Don't take that! It turns you into one ofthem!"
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"- All they everwant to talk about is mackerel. - Nonsense!"
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"- Go on. - Steve, doyou still want..."
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"- [ Metal Clangs ] - [ Screaming ]"
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"I accidentally shot him."
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"- [ Grunts ] - [RubberSqueaking]"
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