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Clips from The In-Laws (1979)

"We're whipping along South Factory"
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"Over and out."
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"What's goin' on?"
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"Wait a minute. Oh, Christ! Arabs!"
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"- What are you talking about? - For Christ's sake!"
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"Base, this is Alpha Beta. Come in. Come in, base."
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"- Goddamned Arabs! - They're lowering us now."
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"Jammed? Get somebody on that radio! We can't use no jammed!"
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"We're the US Treasury, for Christ's sake!"
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"This ain't no Wells Fargo truck!"
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"I'll get ya! Yeah, I'll get your ass! I'll get ya!"
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"Get outta there!"
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"That's the ticket. Let's go."
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"Vince?"
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"Hey, Vince."
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"Hey."
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"- Hey, Vince. - Gee, I can't believe this trade."
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"What the hell do the Mets need another pitcher for?"
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"All they got is pitchers."
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"Oh, there's reasons."
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"I mean, you know, I don't just do things."
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"There's always a valid reason."
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"Let me see."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- All right. Any problems? - None."
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"Fabulous. Fabulous work."
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"Now, what's the story on this? You gonna bill me or what?"
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"- He wants a million-five for this. - No sweat."
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"No, that's completely nuts."
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"My kid is getting married Sunday. How does he expect me to come up with that kind of money?"
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"Vince."
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"I haven't even met the bride's family yet."
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"If it was up to me, you could take two weeks. But that's what he told me."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Okay. I just have to work something out, that's all."
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"Thanks for everything."
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"- How's the wife? - She's fine."
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"You know she's taken up tennis?"
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"That's one game, I could never get the hang of it."
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"I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because you have to wear short pants to play."
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"- Take it easy. - You too, Vince."
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"Evita, give Acme a call. I'm not happy with the viscosity on these bibs."
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"Okay, here we go, Mr. Hirschorn."
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"Just open your mouth, please."
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"That's it."
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"Mr. Hirschorn, I cannot work this way."
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"Mr. Hirschorn, your tooth is not a he."
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"It's nerves, enamel, rotten, and it's gotta go. No big deal."
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"Seventy-two years. This tooth had steaks."
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"This tooth had just beans when I was poor."
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"including a second cousin of Sophie Tucker."
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"- Your tooth has had a wonderful ‒ - Dr. Kornpett?"
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"- Yeah. - Your wife is on the line."
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"- Tell her I'll be right there. - Okay."
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"Your tooth has had a wonderful life, but now it's time to say good-bye."
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"I understand. But I want you to know what kind of a tooth this was."
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"It's an extraordinary tooth. It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out."
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"Which I'm gonna do right after I answer this phone call. Excuse me."
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"Hi. How's it going?"
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"The tent up?"
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"Terrific."
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"Yeah, I'm getting excited. Is Barbara home?"
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"Yes, she's here being very domestic."
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"- Hi! - She says hi."
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"- And remember the wine. - Oh, and remember the wine."
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"No, not Beaujolais."
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"Get something fancier. Uh, a Saint-Émilion or a good California."
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"Julia Child says Cabernet's great."
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"- Will you be home early tonight? - Yeah, 7:00 sharp."
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"He's definitely coming over?"
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"Sweetheart, I'll believe it when I see him."
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"No, I'll behave myself."
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"I got somebody in the chair, so I gotta go."
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"Me too. Good-bye."
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"My daughter's getting married on Sunday, Mr. Hirschorn."
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"- Oh, no kiddin'. - Yeah."
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"Mazel tov. Nice boy?"
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"Oh, yeah. Second-year law student at Yale."
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"Oh. And the parents?"
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"Well, the mother's very nice."
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"The father does some kind of international consulting work."
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"He travels a lot, so we haven't seen him. He's coming to dinner tonight. First time."
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"- Call it off. - Call what off?"
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"- Well, it's Sunday ‒ - Call it off."
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"She's marrying the son, not the father."
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"I've been around a little. Give a listen."
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"Uh, by the way, here."
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"What's that, your tooth?"
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"I pulled it when you were on the phone."
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"You're a nice boy. You could hurt yourself pulling like that."
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"- Now do me a favor. - I can't call it off, Mr. Hirschorn."
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"It's not 19th-century Minsk. It's 20th-century Manhattan."
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"- I hope I'm wrong. - You're wrong."
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"- Best of luck to you. - Thank you."
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"- Forget I said anything. - I forgot already."
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"- False alarm. - I hope they haven't had an accident."
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"Hung up?"
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"- I have to take the roast beef out of the oven. - Just put it on the warmer."
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"- An hour late. Great start. - I'm sure there's a good reason."
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"- Why couldn't he call? - Well, if he's in bad traffic, he can't call."
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"- You're still in our family, Barbara. - Oh, God, Dad, don't lay this on me."
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"They're late, all right? Don't make it like a family issue."
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"Such a hotshot, how come he doesn't have a phone in the car?"
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"Who said he was a hotshot?"
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"You did. Travels all over the world. Hasn't got time to meet the new in-laws."
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"I had a patient today, Mr. Hirschorn, said I should call the whole thing off. Yes."
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"That's a brilliant solution to the problem."
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"Coupe de Ville?"
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"That's them. Are you okay, or are you gonna be totally hostile to them?"
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"- Please come in. Come in. - Oh, welcome!"
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"It's all my fault."
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"I had business in Canada and those damn Canadians, they never stop talking."
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"- Believe me, I know what it's like. - You must be the lovely mother of the bride."
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"- Aww. - I am ‒ Oh!"
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"Now I know where Barbara gets her good looks."
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"- Oh, thank you. - We're just very, very glad you're here."
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"- I'm Sheldon Kornpett. - Shelly, I'm just thrilled to meet ya."
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"Among the first in New York, I think. Why are we standing in the hallway?"
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"Shelly, have you ever had one of those days ‒"
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"I hate to say this, but if we don't sit down right away,"
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