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Clips from The In-Laws (1979)

"Hello, this is Alpha and Beta. Over."
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"and should be coming into the old minterooni in about nine minutes at 1100."
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"I bet it's Arabs. I saw a TV show. This is what they do."
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"Base, come in. Come in, base. This is Alpha Beta."
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"- Oh, Jesus Maria. - This is Alpha Beta! Come in!"
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"- What's happenin'? What's wrong? - I think we're jammed."
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"Hello! Base! Base!"
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"Look at this shit. There's nothin' but money in here."
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"Hey."
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"What are we doin' up here? I don't understand."
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"- By tomorrow. - What?"
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"Do you know how completely tied up I've been with this deal?"
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"So long."
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"Mr. Hirschorn, take your hand down, put your head back, open your mouth."
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"Doc, 72 years I have this tooth. He don't want to die."
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"Mr. Hirschorn ‒"
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"This tooth chewed on beautiful women,"
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"Cabernet's great."
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"The son is the acorn. You gotta look at the tree."
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"Mr. Ricardo's been out of town. Maybe he got hung up."
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"- What are you taking their side for? - I'm not taking anybody's side."
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"I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Tommy tells me you were the first dentist ever to use that drill that spritzes water?"
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"that roast beef is just going to be inedible."
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"I'm petrified."
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"Beaks? Flies with beaks?"
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"What did I do?"
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"As a consultant, what did you do about the flies?"
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"And if there are bad times, God forbid, we'll work that out too,"
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"but together."
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"- That was very lovely, Mr. Ricardo. - Yeah, I feel the same way, Dad."
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"Uh, I'd like to say that"
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"through many happy and peaceful years."
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"Excuse me. Where is the phone?"
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"- Through there? - Oh, I'll show you."
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"- Through there? - Yeah. First door to the left."
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"- Pull the string for the light. - Thanks a million."
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"he's been working very hard lately."
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"It's not like we're fencing some shit in the street."
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"No, they're not all in there."
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"Christ."
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"Sweetheart ‒ It's toothpaste."
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"It may be a little bit humiliating and a little bit expensive,"
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"but you are not marrying into that family."
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"First he's laughing, then he's crying, then he practically belts Tommy in the mouth."
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"which I'm not denying,"
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"All right, I'll ‒ I'll try to be more open."
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"Shelly, think how nervous he was to meet you."
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"Tommy's told him so much about you."
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"- It's 1270, man. - I said, keep going!"
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"This is gonna set fast, Mrs. Adelman, so just don't fight me."
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"All right, let that stay in there."
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"I'm watching a master at work."
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"- Is there anything I can do for you? - No, just wanted to say hello."
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"- I don't want to intrude. - No, no intrusion."
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"- Do what the doc says now. - Vince."
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"You know what all this means?"
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"Oh, that's very funny."
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"Impersonating a dentist."
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"That's very cute."
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"Well, I feel we're practically family now. I like to feel close."
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"I'm not one of those guys who you give him an inch ‒"
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"- Yeah, well, I have a good practice. - Yeah, it looks like an absolute gold mine."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Would it be terribly inconvenient? Please say so if it is."
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"I-I got a cab waiting downstairs. Five minutes tops."
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"Vince, I'd really like to help you out,"
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"but I have two impacted molars and a gold crown out there."
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"I'm all backed up."
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"It would be so helpful, you can't imagine."
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"- Where we going? - My office. I want you to break into my safe."
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"No, no, we missed him by a good foot and a half."
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"- With the bag. - With the bag."
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"Macy's and Gimbels."
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"- Shelly! - What?"
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"- Doc, uh, makin' a house call? - Yeah, it's one of those emergencies."
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"Shit! Emergency! Open the door!"
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"I can't believe you work for the CIA."
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"Oh, no, they all look like me."
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"Muscular, low to the ground, compact."
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"The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program."
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"Oh, God, don't let me die on West 31st Street."
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"Vince!"
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"- Are we square with you? - Yeah."
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"Vince!"
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"Hey, watch out!"
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"Shelly, I'm really sorry it turned out this way. I had no idea ‒"
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"Just get out of my life!"
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"I understand that you are a raving lunatic and I want you out of my life!"
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"I would like to oblige, but I have a conscience."
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"- I feel terrible. - Go away!"
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"I'm very sorry for the delay."
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"There's so much to do."
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"Oh, be careful."
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"- Oh, are you okay? - Yeah."
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"One day we're gonna have to get around to getting it fixed."
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"It's 500."
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"I just can't imagine."
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"Huh. What do you think I should do with it?"
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"- I never seen one of 'em. - Take it to the bank, honey. They'll know."
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"My husband's the jumpiest one of all right now."
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"There's just some things that men don't handle as well as we do."
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"In a second."
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"Look at this."
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"I thought maybe all this excitement had gotten to you."
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"Okay. Let me ask you a question."
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"I read the newspapers."
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"Okay, try and follow me, Shel."
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"This whole thing has to do with a conspiracy that originated in Central America"
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"then the German mint, and then the Swiss mint."
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"Now, what you have to understand is that we have information ‒ the agency has ‒"
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"they all owe billions of dollars to the West, and they can never pay it back."
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"- You use it for wallpaper. - Mmm."
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"- the ones that I robbed yesterday ‒ - Yes?"
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"It's Germany before Hitler."
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"- You think I'm bullshitting, don't ya? - No, I don't. I don't."
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"The CIA."
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"With real gangsters and real guns."
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"smoke out the action and nail those bastards."
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"Wait a minute. W-Wait a minute. The CIA turned this down?"
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