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Clips from The In-Laws (1979)

"- They really said that? - Oh, yes."
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"You don't have a heart condition or anything, do you, Shel?"
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"- Get off of me. - Listen to me."
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"- What do you think they're going to tell you? - I don't know and I don't care."
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"You could be a foreign agent, so they tell you that I'm washed up,"
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"I'm out of the business, I'm nuts."
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"They did the hundred percent correct thing telling you that I was nuts."
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"Do you understand that it was simply a fabrication?"
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"Then the answer is yes."
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"I knew you'd understand."
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"- Let's go. - No way."
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"- What's this no way? - No way is no way."
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"I'm off the case here. I'm done with this nonsense."
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"Sheldon, now, I just explained to you it was a fabricated ‒"
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"No, you see, it makes no difference if you're sane or if you're crazy"
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"or if you're with the agency or not with the agency."
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"It has no bearing on my life. I hate all of this."
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"- From here on in, it's cut and dry. - It's not cut, and it's not dry."
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"It is. We go to the general. Drop off the engravings."
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"Sheldon."
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"Vince, if it's so cut and dry, you don't need me, right?"
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"If the Treasury Department is waiting for me, I'll tell them what little I know."
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"Chances are they'll probably just feel sorry for me."
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"I can understand a person with your background,"
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"it's difficult, it's not easy."
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"If you like, I'll wait here at the hotel for you."
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"From here on in, I'm a bystander."
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"Okay."
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"When you're right, you're right."
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"Just don't go home without me. Huh, Shel?"
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"Geez, I couldn't take that kind of rejection."
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"- You gonna be long? - I'll be back within an hour."
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"That's kind of you, Shel. I really appreciate that."
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"- Taxi, señor? - Sí."
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"501 United Fruit Boulevard."
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"Pronto."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Vince!"
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"Jesus Christ. What the hell was that?"
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"Imposible."
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"- Vince! - Shelly!"
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"It's me up here, Vince."
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"- Can you stop the car? - Maybe you're right, Sheldon."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Nice work, Sheldon. Piece of cake."
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"Piece of cake, Sheldon."
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"You okay?"
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"You can't blame me for this. You volunteered."
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"And a wonderful gesture it was."
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"Let's go."
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"Stay low, Sheldon. Stay low."
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"Sheldon, come here. Come here, Sheldon. Come on."
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"- All right. - Stay down, Shel. Stay down."
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"Stay low, Sheldon."
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"- That was a magnificent thing you did. - It was instinct. I went crazy."
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"It was pure heroism."
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"And don't think I don't know how deeply you feel about me, Shel."
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"It gives me such a warm feeling."
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"They make a chicken sandwich here. They serve it on a hard roll."
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"They heat it up with orange juice. You know, grande, a big one."
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"Or pineapple juice."
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"And coffee. Do you take coffee, Shel?"
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"Espresso with that beautiful foam."
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"Oh, Jesus, pigs."
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"You know, I'm such a great driver,"
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"it's incomprehensible that they took my license away."
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"Okay."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Again?"
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"Okay."
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"Holy shit!"
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"Coming through. Emergency."
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"Out of the way, please. Emergency."
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"- Jesus Christ! Oh, my God! - Out of the way. Police emergency!"
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"Coming through!"
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"Okay. Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself."
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"I gotta give you credit, Vince. You son of a gun, ya!"
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"- What's the story on this guy? - The general?"
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"Two things, Shel. Don't say anything about his scar."
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"His scar? What do you mean? What scar?"
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"You'll see it, but don't see it. You follow my drift?"
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"The other thing, be sure to compliment his art collection."
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"Vince, my good friend."
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"My general."
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"- Hmm. - A Z?"
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"Uh, General, I'd like you to meet Dr. Sheldon Kornpett."
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"Uh, Sheldon has provided invaluable assistance to the success of this mission."
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"Really? Dr. Kornpett."
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"Please, gentlemen, enter."
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"Oh!"
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"You noticed my friend, eh?"
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"This is Señor Pepe."
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"Hello."
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"Señor Pepe, do you like this man?"
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"Oh, sí, sí. Very much."
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"Uh, shall we invite these men to sit down?"
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"Oh, sí, sí. Sí, sí."
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"Señor Pepe, would you like to give this man a kiss?"
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"Oh! Sí, sí, sí."
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"He's nice?"
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"Very nice."
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"- He's nice? - He's nice."
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"He very handsome."
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"All right, all right, that's enough."
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"General, that's a hell of an act. You're a very gifted man."
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"We go in."
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"- Jesus, he's a raving fruitcake. - Don't underestimate him."
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"General, your art collection never fails to take my breath away."
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"Oh, the toreador's wonderful."
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"- Jesus, what a schmuck. - Shut up."
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"but I believe it is one of his best."
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"Note the plasticity,"
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"the almost Renaissance use of the perspective."
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"- Yes, he got the stripes almost perfectly. - That's right, Shelly."
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"Notice the whiskers. My God, you could almost reach out and touch 'em."
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"Not everybody appreciates genius."
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"- There are a lot of boors in the world. - Ah, you can say that twice."
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"Ah, I show you, hmm?"
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