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Clips from The In-Laws (1979)

"Ah, take your breath away. Shel, can you believe that?"
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"General, it's magnífico."
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"And is that Mrs. General there?"
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"Oh."
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"No, no."
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"This is a girl from the village. This is a prostitute."
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"If it was not for the church,"
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"But no, they stand in the way. They stand in the way!"
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"- See? See? - Ah, General."
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"You know, the world is full of reactionaries. People with small minds."
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"What's that? You are thirsty?"
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"Sí."
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"Ah, he wants ‒ he wants cold water, Shel."
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"That's what that means."
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"All right? Sí, sí. Sí, sí. Gracias."
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"Sí. Down to business."
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"That's right, sir. Do you have the money?"
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"These are the best security men in the world."
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"They used to work for JCPenney in Detroit."
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"You know, if I'm not mistaken, I once bought a comb there."
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"Ten million, exactamente."
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"And the other 10?"
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"These are small enough?"
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"They're fine. Perfect."
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"- Sheldon? - What's that?"
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"Five million dollars?"
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"Uh, General, it gives me great pleasure to present ‒"
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"Beautiful."
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"Oh, fantástico."
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"- Would you like to see? - Oh, love to, General."
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"Shel, you too. This is extremely educational."
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"What flow? There isn't any flow."
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"These are engravings from all over the world."
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"This is unbelievable. General, I'm very impressed."
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"Heat it up. We are ready."
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"- How much of this you gonna run off? - 300 billion."
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"- Sounds like plenty. - It's a lot, huh?"
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"Me and my good American friends."
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"In 72 hours, the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco."
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"A very fine analogy, sir."
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"Blood will run in the streets of Zurich."
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"German bankers will just throw themselves under the trolley."
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"- Sounds good to me. - There will be panic."
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"Fabulous."
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"And you, my dear, sweet American friends,"
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"you were here right at the start."
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"Come."
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"♪ I think that I shall never see ♪"
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"♪ A poem lovely as a tree ♪"
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"♪ A tree whose hungry mouth is pressed ♪"
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"♪ Against the earth's sweet flowing breast ♪"
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"♪ And lifts her leafy arms to pray ♪- ♪♪"
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"- ♪ A tree that may in summer wear ♪ - This chicken is really sensational."
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"- Do you want to give out the recipe? - No, no, it's all Tijada's secret."
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"The pollo must be marinated for six weeks."
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"Well, it's very, very good. You don't get this kind of stuff in New York."
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"Vince, you're not hungry? You just pick?"
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"Yes, yes, yes. He just pick."
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"It kills me, the way you do that. It kills me."
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"He no like the food?"
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"No, no. He no like the food."
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"No, no, the food is terrific. It's just that my stomach is a little upset."
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"And I have to stay away from all marinated birds."
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"Did I just hear a doorbell?- ♪♪"
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"Excellent, excellent. A new Red Army choir."
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"Gracias. Gracias. Vincent."
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"Oh, yes, extremely gifted."
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"♪ As I was walking down the street ♪"
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"♪ Down the street, down the street ♪"
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"And now, my friends, special surprise."
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"Please, follow me."
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"♪ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight ♪"
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"General, what's the traffic like this time of day?"
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"I gotta say I'm having a very good time."
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"Oh, yes, extremely innocent. You know, I think my hearing is shot."
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"- Did you just hear a helicopter? - Nope."
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"Vince! Vince!"
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"♪ Buffalo gals, won't you come out tonight ♪"
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"Oh, General, how nice."
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"To my wonderful American friends."
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"My brave American friends."
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"I am a pacifist by nature"
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"with a deep, Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life."
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"I wish I had the choice but to kill you."
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"- You heard right. - Vaya con Dios."
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"¡Presenten armas!"
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"Okay, what's our next move?"
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"- No kidding around. What do we do? - This is it, Shel. That's all she wrote."
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"- Come on, Vince. What's the plan? - I'm wide open."
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"What do you got in mind?"
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"How the hell do I know? You're the expert. Think of something."
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"- I'll give it a shot. - ¡Apunten!"
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"- General? - ¿Sí?"
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"May I interject for a moment, please?"
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"- Sí. - ¡Firmes!"
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"Spare this man."
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"Shelly, I call him."
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"He's a great dentist from New York,"
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"a city in which, as you probably know, General,"
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"there are thousands of Spanish-speaking people"
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"who stand in dire need of extensive bridgework."
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"for a healthier set of teeth and gums."
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"¡Preparen armas!"
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"This is it? My life is over."
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"Forty-three years."
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"I've only had four women, two of them my wife."
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"- Once before and once afterwards. - General."
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"Even in the army, I never fooled around."
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"General, I'm not one to pat myself on the back,"
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"- He's simply not equipped, General. - My father, that son of a bitch."
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"I never told him off. And now he's dead."
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"General, could we have a sedative for Shel here?"
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"- An aspirin then? - I have no aspirins."
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"- Only herbal teas. - Fine, get the tea."
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"There is no time for tea."
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"I have no blindfolds, señor. This is a poor country, please."
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"I really hate to be a pain in the ass about this."
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"- Don't care if I live or die! - But the Geneva Convention stipulates ‒"
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"- I've always loved this country. - that firing squad victims ‒"
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"and I'm afraid we fall into that category ‒"
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