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Clips from The In-Laws (1979)

"I finally impressed my son."
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"- This is it, Vince. This is it. - Let me do the talking."
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"- We counted wrong, Barr. - Dad ‒"
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"Your father-in-law and I worked for nearly 10 years, laying our lives on the line together."
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"It was so simple. We made a mistake in the counting ‒"
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"- Fifty dollar savings bond. - Oh!"
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"Okeydoke."
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"Fettuccine Szechuan."
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"- Very lovely. - Billy."
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"Billy and Bing would have been co-anchormen on the evening news in China."
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"You're furious at me, right?"
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"The amazing thing is how grateful you're gonna be to me"
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"when this is all over."
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"I'm very serious. From here on in, it's strictly routine."
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"We're out of the country. We're home free."
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"From here on in, all that happens ‒ Shelly, you interested in this?"
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"All that happens is that we're met at the airport by Senator Jesus Braunschweiger."
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"He's a corrupt member of the Tijadian legislature."
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"He checks out the engraving."
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"Late in the afternoon, we go see General Garcia."
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"We hand him the engravings."
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"He hands us 20 million bucks. Bingo, we got him red-handed."
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"Then what happens, another little shoot-out?"
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"Shoot-out? No."
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"You've seen too many movies, Shel."
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"What he said."
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"Vince!"
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"- This guy's a crook? - They're all crooks down here."
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"At least this one don't make any bones about it."
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"Welcome to Tijada!"
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"Is he dead?"
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"Roll over!"
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"They're taking off without us!"
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"- That's standard procedure. - What?"
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"- We gotta make a run for his car. - We'll never make it."
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"We'll never make it lying here, that's for goddamn sure. You ready?"
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"Now I'm ready."
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"- Serpentine! - What?"
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"Serpentine!"
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"Serpentine!"
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"- Where the hell are the keys? - Are you kidding me?"
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"Out of the car."
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"No! I'll get 'em."
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"I'd rather die running than be left here alone."
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"The idea of you out there dead and me all alone back here with the smoke and the bullets."
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"- I can't take it. - Are you ‒ Are you serious?"
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"- I can't stay here. - Okay, but remember, serpentine!"
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"- Absolutely. - What a guy."
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"You're dead, right?"
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"Good."
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"Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine!"
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"Got a little time now, Shel."
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"Why don't you lie down, grab yourself a nap?"
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"Well, you can imagine how I felt, General,"
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"seeing him dead on the runway like that."
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"No, I said, Hello, Jesus, and he said, Hello, Vince."
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"It came as a complete surprise."
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"Hookers?"
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"Out, out! Get out! Out!"
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"Shel."
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"As quickly as possible, General."
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"No, we'll take a cab. We had a little trouble with the car."
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"The windows weren't functioning properly. Isn't it always the case?"
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"Right. Shel, where are you going, Shel?"
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"All right. Stay close. We'll be leaving soon."
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"501 United Fruit Boulevard,"
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"via the General Garcia toll bridge."
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"Fine."
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"It's a very fitting monument to you, sir."
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"Now, do you have the money?"
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"Right."
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"It's 10 million in an attaché case."
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"And 10 million wrapped in two small packages of five million each."
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"Perfect."
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"No, the Treasury Department never knew what hit 'em."
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"Good. I need the American Embassy, please."
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"It's urgent. I'm in great danger."
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"Barry Lutz, Intelligence. Can I help you?"
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"Mr. Lutz, I may sound a little bit incoherent,"
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"but when you hear my situation, I think you'll understand why."
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"My name is Kornpett. I'm a DDS in the greater New York area."
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"I reside in New Jersey,"
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"Now, I'm in Tijada right now. I'm in Tijada, yes."
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"I'm here with a man who works for the CIA."
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"And the thing is, he's got me involved in some scheme of his"
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"concerning a general down here."
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"Well, my life has been in almost constant jeopardy for 24 hours now."
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"I keep getting shot at, and I-I can't handle it anymore."
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"His name is Vince Ricardo."
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"You're with Vince Ricardo? How much insurance do you carry?"
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"No, not anymore."
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"He was thrown out of the agency late last year on a mental."
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"He's a wild man, that's why."
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"He'd go into very dangerous situations without any rhyme or reason"
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"Totally ass-backwards."
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"The worst thing was that we lost a half dozen good men who had teamed with him."
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"Horrible, gruesome deaths too."
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"Yeah, real nightmare."
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"And you're with him right now, is that right?"
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"Yeah, he's got these engravings."
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"He says he's trying to crack this international currency thing."
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"I don't know, it's not my kind of ‒"
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"No, we're just related by a pending marriage."
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"His son is marrying my daughter Sunday."
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, he's a little strange, but I don't know,"
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"there's also something lovable about the guy."
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"Sure, he's lovable, but he's completely out of his mind."
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"I could tell you stories."
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"Listen, listen."
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"Do yourself, do your family, do me a favor."
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"Just stay the hell away from him."
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"Yeah. Sure. Glad to be of service."
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"I thought you were getting a magazine."
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"Well, all they had was Hustler in Spanish."
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"El Hustlero."
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"- You called the agency? - Yes, I did."
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"And what did they say?"
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"They said you were kicked out of the agency because you were"
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"A: dangerous and B: crazy."
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