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Clips from The In-Laws (1979)

"You robbed the United States Mint on your own?"
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"No. I'm out in the cold on this one, Shel."
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"You were sensational, Shel,"
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"Listen, I've been in tougher jams before."
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"The Bay of Pigs."
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"You win some, you lose some."
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"I want to make sure we get that engraving out of your house."
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"What engraving?"
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"- Stop with the soup! - All right, relax."
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"A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes."
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"I gotta run, Sheldon."
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"He's had his own practice since 1960."
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"Um, please, could you tell me what this is all about?"
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"- BMW pulling out! - Let's go!"
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"What's going on here?"
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"Let's go!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Check the corner."
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"Uh, you can pay me. My dad's having supper."
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"- Well for me, Vince. - You asked for it, you got it."
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"Shel, you're very excited. I don't know what you're saying."
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"Shel, what I would very much like for you to do the minute you hang up"
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"It's near Lodi off Route 46."
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"Ah."
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"Okay."
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"Ah."
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"Uh, Billy."
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"Isn't he a sweetheart?"
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"You know, if Chiang Kai-shek had ever made it back to the mainland,"
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"That's how beloved they were."
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"He's the head of the Latin American syndicate."
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"Jesus!"
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"If he's alive, he's putting on a hell of an act, ain't he?"
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"No."
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"Jump!"
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"- They must be in his pocket. - I'll get 'em."
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"Shel, you don't know what you're saying."
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"Ha! Ha!"
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"¡Basta! Basta, basta."
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"No, that's very kind of you, General,"
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"but we're really anxious to wrap this up and get home."
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"Oh, good."
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"Now, exactly where are you located, General?"
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"Attaché."
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"Operator, uh, habla usted inglés?"
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"and I'm a normal and patriotic American citizen."
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"Oh, Christ, no."
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"A mental. You heard me right."
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"and just improvise, you know?"
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"- You made a call. - Yes, I did."
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"You're a total stranger. You called the agency."
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"- Are you going to get off me? - Not yet."
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"- If I say yes, will you get off me? - If it's a sincere yes."
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"I believe it was simply a fabrication to get me off the trail."
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"Go in peace. I'll take a commercial flight home."
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"Okay. Really."
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"Okay."
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"I can't."
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"Stop the car. It's Sheldon."
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"- Vince? - Maybe you're right."
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"- Vince, stop the car! - I'm trying."
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"Grab him by his shoulders, Shel. And pull."
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"What a guy."
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"Get in the cab, Shel."
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"Okay, hang on. This is gonna be a little rough."
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"Next time we're in Tijada, Shel, don't let me forget."
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"No, the pig is alive, Shel."
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"Now that was a little close, I admit it. I cut it a little fine."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"- Yeah. - Very interesting gentleman."
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"- What? - A Z?"
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"Muchas gracias."
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"- The art. - The art."
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"Ah, I paid $50,000 for this."
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"That's the tip-off to a great work of art."
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"I commissioned this great man to do a new flag for this country."
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"And it incites screaming."
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"- Ah. - Now, this is a flag."
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"this flag would already today be flying at the UN."
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"Little pocket comb."
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"Five million bucks. Just hang on to it."
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"Oh."
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"- When are you gonna arrest this guy? - Relax."
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"- Nobody is arresting nobody. - Why not?"
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"Just go with the flow, Shel. Just go with the flow."
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"Oh, that'll do it. That's more than enough."
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"It will bring the Western punks to their knees."
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"- It's a wonderful thing, General. - I don't know when I've felt so proud."
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"We celebrate."
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"♪ A tree that looks at God all day ♪"
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"Bravo. Bravo, bravo."
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"This guy may be a dictator, but there's something still very innocent about him."
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen, come!"
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"♪ And dance by the light of the moon? ♪♪"
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"I would like to present you with the coveted General Garcia Medal of Freedom."
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"May I share something with you?"
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"¡Apunten!"
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"General."
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"This man, Sheldon Kornpett."
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"And this man's death, I'm afraid,"
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"would be a crushing blow to whatever small hopes they might have"
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"but I could have told you he was gonna blow sky high."
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"- This is not right. - I have no drugs."
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"General, I insist on at least a blindfold for Shel here."
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"If you know my heart, as you say you do."
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"My cigarette ‒"
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"Ooh! Ooh! Am I shot? Am I shot?"
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"- Shel, get down. - I can't hear you."
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"Wait a minute. You made all that up about him on the phone?"
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"I'm tired. It's over."
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"I mean, it used to be like cowboys and Indians."
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"We want him out of this."
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"I'll give it a shot."
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"Well, you look so pretty."
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"Tommy, why do you always assume it's your father's fault?"
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"- What'd you say? - I said it's such a shame."
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"Holy shit."
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"- Thanks for waiting. - Shelly."
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"Just give the orchestra five minutes to tune up."
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"Barbara got one too."
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