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Clips from Seinfeld - The Rye (S07E07)

"Go to any office building on Seventh Avenue..."
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"Seventh Avenue?"
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"We gotta stop off and pick up a marble rye from Schnitzer's."
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"It's out of our way."
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"Why can't we pick up something at Lords? It's right over here."
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"No, we have to go to Schnitzer's."
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"Hey, you'll never guess who I bumped into. This guy Clyde..."
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"- What did he have to say? - Nothing."
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"I told him you two were pretty hot-and-heavy."
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"- You said hot-and-heavy? - Yeah."
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"What did you do that for?"
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"Then John's gonna think that I think that we're hot-and-heavy."
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"I don't want John thinking I'm hot-and-heavy if he's not."
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"I'm trying to get a little squirrel to come over to me here."
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"I don't wanna make any big, sudden movements."
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"Hey, Kramer, I wonder, could you do me a favour?"
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"I'm taking the family to Disney World next week."
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"In fact, you know what, how'd you like my hansom-cab for the week?"
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"I'll split it with you."
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"Giddyup."
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"This is delicious, Mrs. Ross."
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"- What is this thing anyway? - It's Cornish game hen."
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"- What is that, like a little chicken? - No, it's not a little chicken."
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"I couldn't help but notice, but you have quite a library in there."
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"If I had a dime for every book he's actually read..."
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"- How do you like the merlot? - Merlot? I never heard of it."
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"You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster."
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"So who's having sex with the hen?"
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"You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken."
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"- That's perverse. - So has anybody seen Firestorm?"
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"Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture."
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"Hey! I haven't seen it yet."
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"- It has nothing to do with the plot! - Still, I like to go in fresh!"
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"Oh, Mother of God."
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"This was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone..."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Thank you. Now I'd like to play something that..."
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"The mother seems to hit the sauce pretty hard. I didn't like that."
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"And who doesn't serve cake after a meal?"
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"So they didn't give you a piece of cake. Big deal."
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"It is a big deal. You're supposed to serve cake after a meal."
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"I'm sorry, it's impolite."
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"It's not impolite. It's stupid, that's what it is."
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"We're sitting there like idiots..."
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"What is this?"
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"Oh, dear, I forgot to put out that bread they brought."
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"They never put it out."
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"- Where is it? - I don't know. Where'd you put it?"
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"- Right over there. - Well, it's gone."
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"What do you mean? It's my bread. They didn't eat it."
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"- Why should I leave it there? - Because we brought it for them."
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"Apparently it wasn't good enough for them to serve."
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"Is it possible they took it back?"
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"Who would bring a bread and take it back?"
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"- People take buses to get that rye. - Maybe they forgot to put it out."
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"No, they didn't forget to put it out. It's deliberate."
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"- He stole back the rye? - Yeah."
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"- Why? - Why? Why?"
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"Because he's off his rocker, that's why."
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"- So do the Rosses know? - They're all very suspicious."
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"Why wouldn't they be? Rye bread doesn't just disappear."
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"Now because of that rye, I gotta keep them separated for the rest of my life."
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"Bad situation."
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"- What do you mean, replace it? - You know, go out, get another rye."
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"Of course, it would have to be the same one from Schnitzer's."
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"You put it in the kitchen somewhere and say, Oh, there it is."
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"Well, there you go. What's so hard about that?"
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"What's so hard about that? I can't just walk in with it."
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"Let's just think about it."
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"The Rosses out of the apartment. Can't be so hard."
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"Wait a minute. Wait a second. Wait a second."
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"- So? - He'll take them around for a while."
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"And it's their anniversary Friday night."
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"I can send them for a hansom-cab ride."
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"- You think they'd like that? - People love it."
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"So they go. When they come back, the bread is there."
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"- What about Susan? - She's working late."
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"- Beautiful. - You think Kramer will do it?"
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"...and ride around for half an hour. - Sounds easy."
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"And I got 50 cans."
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"- Well, do you want some? - No. No, thanks."
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"Jerry, I think I bought too much at that Price Club."
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"- Put it under your shirt. - Have you seen a Schnitzer's rye?"
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"Oh, well, this is all locking in now. It is all locking in."
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"Why, he's outside? Come on, I wanna see him."
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"- Let's go. I'll show you the horsie. - Laney, wanna see the horsie?"
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"You really did me in this time, didn't you?"
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"First guy I like in a really long time. I mean, we're getting along..."
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"... everything is just..."
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"- great. I mean, all right, so he doesn't do everything..."
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"- Well, maybe it's a good thing. - No, it's not a good thing."
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"Do you know what this is like, to have no control over a relationship?"
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"And you feel sick to your stomach all the time?"
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"- Do you know what that's like? - No, no."
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"But I've read articles, and I must say, it doesn't sound very pleasant."
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"You know, one of these days..."
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"...something terrible is gonna happen to you."
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"But as far as your situation, you're seeing him tonight..."
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"...so talk to him about it. - I can't."
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"He's got a big showcase for record producers at his late show tonight."
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"I don't wanna upset him. Oh, what the hell, I'll upset him."
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"- We really appreciate it. - Well, it's your anniversary."
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"It's the least I can do."
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"I just want you guys to go out and have a good time."
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"So you think we should get downstairs?"
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"We got about 20 minutes."
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"You seem a little nervous, George. Anything wrong?"
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"Oh, no. No, no, no. Nothing. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Fine."
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"Just get a little nervous on the weekends, that's all."
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"- Could I get a glass of water? - We've got water."
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"I don't think we have any bread, but we've got water."
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"Nice night for a hansom-cab ride, eh, George?"
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"You know, George, we haven't done anything..."
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"...romantic like this in years."
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"Oh, my God. It's 7:01."
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"Have I learned nothing?"
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"There he is. Right on time, as usual."
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"- Fifty-three. - Fifty-three."
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"I'd like a marble rye. No plastic. In a bag."
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"You're lucky, it's our last one."
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