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Clips from American Housewife - The Snowstorm (S01E01)

"- El Salvador. - El Salvador."
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"You stupid Westport boy."
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"Look who helped me dig a toilet in the cold, hard earth"
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"And I brought the fish back."
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"[Groaning]"
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"I'm really sorry."
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"I was being selfish, and whatever Mom said"
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"Taco in a bag?"
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"Ew."
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"[Laughter]"
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"[Laughs]"
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"It's a picture."
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"Why would she send you that?"
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"She wasn't lying."
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"Smooth as a seal."
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"to be the first male Den Mother."
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"Yeah, but Ed makes you pay for the cabin in the summer."
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"Some families are soldiers, some cops."
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"No, they haven't."
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"It's the one-year anniversary of her breakup with Celeste."
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"You know, I'm going to go to Second Breakfast"
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"But this year, Angela's divorce got you out of it,"
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"[Sighs]"
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"It really was."
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"You're so funny."
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"other than that he loves me."
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"Hashtag Lucky."
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"Hashtag How long are you staying?"
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"Well, now that I've spent Thanksgiving"
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"You guys are all hazing me before you let me in."
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"Ooh, that's a lot of carbs."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"No, I'm going camping."
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"- Knew it. - What?"
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"Why would you say that?"
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"Because we're not going camping."
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"We were gonna ice fish for hours"
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"You're snowed in getting massages."
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"I'm teaching the kids how to make lanterns out of water jugs."
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"If I'm dead tomorrow, Greg did it."
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"You don't know when our house is going to get its power back?"
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"[Beep]"
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"I have an idea."
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"I'll take the fish over to Viv's immediately."
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"You brought a gift."
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"Luz, bring us some hot cider!"
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"Being with someone I can't stand"
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"These are so good."
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"- They are? - Mm-hmm."
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"Goodbye, Viv."
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"Very. Okay, troops,"
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"and take the shoelaces out of your shoes."
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"Here's a great idea for a shelter."
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"Hey, where are you going?"
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"Oh, they've been fishing in the Bahamas all week."
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"Boys trip."
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"Right."
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"What do you think about that?"
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"to secure the Swiffers to the frame?"
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"- Power cinch. - Right."
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"because I thought it would be easier for Luz to care for,"
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"[Knock on door]"
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"I miss my family."
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"I have a 7-year-old granddaughter I've never met."
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"Oh."
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"I don't answer to you,"
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"[Door opens, closes]"
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"Viv: Luz, what's my biggest regret?"
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"Hey, we're whittling."
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"I've had enough of you today."
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"Yeah, but I'm interested."
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"I suppose it might have been a nice Prosecco."
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"No, don't get up."
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"I'm across the street with our kids"
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"I'm gonna let him cool down."
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"It's really not my fault."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"it would have meant the world to him."
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"in that crappy house,"
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"But we're partners."
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"What do you mean, No?"
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"We're partners."
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"I'll miss you, Luz."
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"I wish I could say the same."
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"I'm also gonna miss that."
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"Mind if I join you guys?"
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"Smart."
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"What? No."
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"Sorry I made you dig a fake latrine."
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"Yeah, it will die in two days instead of its normal life span of four days."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Hazing."
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"Bye!"
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"and catch nothing..."
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"A lot of people would think that that is too much information, but not us."
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"I'm just not interested in camping."
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"- My first husband... - Wait."
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"He kept them in the garage,"
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"- 100%. - Viv, look at you!"
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"Okay. Great. Perfect. What can I do?"
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"They said it was a dusting."
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"[Dramatic chord plays]"
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"Luz, coming in caliente."
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"[Laughter]"
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"You have to earn your keep around here."
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"They called me a modern-day FDR."
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"a death-obsessed 7-year-old a pet with a high mortality rate."
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"but the least I can do is help them"
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"He's got a good point."
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"I thought maybe I could join your little Second Breakfast Club."
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"Well, I just... I really don't like to talk about it."
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"Whatever happened to this not being your thing?"
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"How about I ask one?"
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"I know. I got pregnant with Anna-Kat"
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"Oh, my God, she is unbelievable."
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"Why are Viv's lights on?"
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"- Can I ask you a question? - Of course."
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"Katie: [Sighs] Kill me."
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"Don't worry, sweetie."
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"Couch kind of just swallows you up."
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