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Clips from American Housewife - The Snowstorm (S01E01)

"and he just didn't get that his thing really wasn't my thing."
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"and Christmas at Katie's,"
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"Hey, I didn't ask."
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"- Oliver. - I'm not the one who bought"
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"You don't screw over your partner."
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"[Beeping]"
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"Where are your step-sons?"
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"Viv's going to keep Anna-Kat's fish safe."
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"Good. Now I won't have to find a sharp rock to kill myself with."
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"They're shirts with defective logos"
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"I think I can do this. Just... just give me another chance, okay?"
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"hanging out with someone you can't stand."
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"It'll just be like when you broke gender barriers"
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"Are you sure?"
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"We lived in this little house upstate."
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"[Sighs]"
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"to kids in Norwalk."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"No, no, no. I can do better."
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"But, evidently, camping with me is worse than"
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"It's just like Ed's cabin, but instead of having"
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"Should I feel bad that I don't feel bad"
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"Get that fixed. It's awkward."
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"Luz, as soon as I get back into town, I promise..."
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"We actually have it better than she does."
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"No. You'd hate it, complain the whole time,"
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"- We just talked about that. - Right, right."
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"When I go upstairs, everyone knows what I'm doing."
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"You're skipping town on me?"
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"You need to be there for your friend."
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"and it's not really even the trains,"
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"[Sighs]"
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"when she screwed up, can I just piggyback on that?"
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"I'm starting a fire utilizing nothing but steel wool,"
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"and don't say that you love it."
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"[Cellphone chimes]"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"We leave first thing in the morning,"
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"Remember how I turned my skirt into capris?"
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"Fair enough."
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"I have a business to run."
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"[Mexican accent] We don't need no stinkin' pillows!"
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"I really want to come with you guys."
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"You shouldn't be expected"
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"I was getting my lashes put on, and Alan bursts in the room"
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"It is?"
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"Oh. I'm so glad you came back."
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"- Don't take this the wrong way. - I won't."
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"Lasered. I'm like a seal down there."
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"But deep down, I love it!"
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"No. She likes doing it."
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"Camping... no electronics."
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"Anyway, I'd like it if you joined us."
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"Aren't you home here?"
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"trying to make the best of a bad situation,"
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"Yeah, for like five years."
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"and his stupid camping."
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"Look at that. See?"
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"♪"
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"[Music stops]"
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"Isn't that the exact definition of knockoff?"
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"It snowed all night, and I checked online,"
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"- The power's out. - You got to be kidding me!"
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"It was supposed to be a dusting."
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"[Sighs]"
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"I want to talk to the guy below you who's about to get your job."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"She clearly has a generator."
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"That is not the lesson, people."
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"The power's out, and I just wanted to make sure you're okay."
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"These are my survival skills."
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"There's my special girl."
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"I can teach you how to make a shovel out of a dust pan and a curtain rod."
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"I forgot the fish food."
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"Fine. Then I'm gonna need more champagne and more cookies."
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"- Ah. - Oh, my God... whole cashews!"
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"in any of those things,"
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"But I thought you said Alan brought you flowers yesterday."
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"Oliver, you haven't answered a single question."
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"You forgot how a mother-son relationship works."
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"so you turn your little ass around and go home."
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"Damn it, that's a fine woman."
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"Be right back."
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