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Clips from American Housewife - The Snowstorm (S01E01)

"No wonder you left."
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"I didn't leave, and he really didn't leave me."
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"- Mm. Mm. - Or swing dancing."
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"Damn."
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"if I'm involved in his life or not."
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"And go home to my crappy house, my sweet husband,"
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"[Dramatic music plays]"
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"[Laughs]"
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"Where'd you get it?"
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"Looting is legal in time of crisis."
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"Good thing I bought all those Swiffers."
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"What happened to your hand?"
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"Ah, whittling accident."
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"Happens."
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"We bandaged it with tree sap and a maxi-pad,"
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"That is amazing."
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"You know, you don't have to be here."
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"No. I do."
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"And there's good stuff and there's crappy stuff, like this."
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"The fact that Viv is the one that made me realize that"
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"is really freaking me out."
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"Yes, we do."
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Door opens, closes]"
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"This is all my savings. I want you to have it."
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"Why are you doing this for me?"
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"with a plastic dustpan."
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"Oh, power's on."
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"That was good stuff."
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"Sorry I actually used it and the neighbors saw me."
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"- Oh, Viv sent you a text. - Oh, what does it say?"
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"Okay."
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"I'm bringing my axe."
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"Don't be negative, Oliver."
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"Don't most people go camping in the summer?"
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"But this is gonna be great."
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"Anna-Kat's finally old enough to camp with us,"
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"and you might just like it."
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"Eagle Scouts."
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"Well, I've been dying to wear a red kerchief"
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"around my neck and have no friends."
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"I don't have time for off-season family bonding."
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"They're not knockoffs."
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"that I improve and re-sell."
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"I'm providing a service."
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"Those Norwalk kids are just happy they can get"
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"an expensive shirt for 40 bucks"
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"Ugh! I wish I could go."
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"But I hate the thought of you guys being on an adventure without me."
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"He actually thinks that I want to go."
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"Am I that good, or is he that dumb?"
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"and ruin it for Greg."
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"Besides, your whole life is camping."
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"You have suffered enough."
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"Your stove only has four burners,"
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"there's weird pockets of sand everywhere in your house,"
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"I love you guys."
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"You always make me feel so right about doing the wrong thing."
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"Thank you so much for cheating on your wife"
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"and ruining your marriage."
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"It was a pleasure."
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"I wish I could go up with you guys tonight,"
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"get out the door tomorrow morning."
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"Where are we going? [Laughs]"
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"- Ooh. - That chair's for our purses."
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"Hey, guess what happened to me yesterday."
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"Wow."
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"Well, you don't eat first breakfast, so..."
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"You see how that wouldn't work?"
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"- I love it. - She loves it."
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"Right."
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"Now you go home and mislead the ones you love."
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"but I flipped off that switch years ago."
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"I took our profits and re-invested in more shirts."
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"You didn't ask me."
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"Mom, tell her I'm going camping."
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"We're not going camping."
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"Viv: Luz, do you think we should get a cat?"
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"Coming, Miss Viv!"
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"all the roads are closed."
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"I was really looking forward to this."
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"but memories."
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"Wait."
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"This is great."
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"the word great wrong our whole life."
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"No, don't you see? We can do our camping trip"
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"right here in our living room."
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"It's all coming together."
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"Everybody wins."
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"Okay, let's move the couches so I can create a base camp."
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"Katie: We've got three feet of snow."
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"I'm stuck here, and Greg is forcing me"
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"Right there."
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"Is that champagne?"
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"This is the meanest FaceTime ever."
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"Greg: Hey, Katie, come on."
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"No, I don't want to talk to your supervisor."
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"a nine-volt battery, and a small pile of cheese puffs."
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"Why don't you just use one of those long matches?"
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"'Cause you married an Eagle Scout, baby."
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"Come be amazed."
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"That's fantastic."
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"Hope the power never comes back on."
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"The lesson here is marry money, people."
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"She's not learning how to start a fire"
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"or build a shelter or make her urine more drinkable."
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"Now, who wants to tie some knots?"
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"Did he just say we're drinking our own urine?"
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"My fish is starting to shiver."
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"Katie, what brings you here?"
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"I didn't even realize."
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"No, this is actually my daughter's fish."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Are your floors heated?"
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"Of course they're heated."
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"Come in."
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"in order to stay warm and well fed?"
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"And I'm not afraid of cookies, Luz!"
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"Here. It must be so cold out there."
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"Ahh. [Gasps]"
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