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Clips from Community (2009) - Asian Population Studies (S02E02)

"Ha. At one point we found a finger."
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"Is it the guy who looks like Vince Vaughn"
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"Is it the guy that looks like Anderson Cooper?"
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"You know what I mean. I am sick of the runaround."
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"Take your time. Sleep on it."
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"I agree with brown Jamie Lee Curtis."
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"But you can't tell anybody."
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"Uh... Fat Neil. The Bronze Age?"
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"I train seeing-eye dogs and today was graduation."
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"We found... A finger, yeah. Hmm."
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"You don't think he's too old for me? No."
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"No, come on, by that logic I wouldn't have a shot with anybody at this table."
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"I could go on and on. There's a process. It takes time."
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"All in favor of tonight? Oh, I am."
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"Well, I hope you give me a chance"
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"Sometimes it's rent money, sometimes it's Chili Peppers tickets."
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"And, yeah, I'll admit it, one time it was a gym bag full of nickels."
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"Nature's Viagra, right? I guess."
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"Hey, guys, I want you to meet someone."
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"Works every time."
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"Jeff, I think we should vote now. Most people left after we ran out of Skittles."
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"it's time to "Chang" your point of view."
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"Looks like this is an open-and-shut case."
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"I heard you. I vote for Chang."
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"Pierce!"
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"Well, Annie, when a man loves food and beverages very much,"
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"Oh, come on, Jeff."
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"I didn't think I could ever change"
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"Looks like I'm gonna be a daddy again."
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"Yeah, but... Hey."
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"Well, it's a secret ingredient, a couple extra pinches of love."
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"- There are no cameras. - I know."
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"Who cares? Let's just study. We haven't had our first class yet."
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"We could talk about my love life."
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"Is it Jean Claude Van Overbite? We should learn people's names."
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"Duncan's late."
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"I hope he didn't drive his car into another marathon."
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"How can you wanna date your ex-husband after what he did to you?"
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"He apologized. Oh, he apologized."
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"I guess that completely un-bangs that stripper."
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"Well, forgive me for being forgiving."
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"Oh, that's right, you don't know how."
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"I'm relieved Shirley is seeing her ex-husband and not Chang."
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"Why would she be with Chang?"
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"Why do I have to say everything I'm thinking?"
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"I wish my mouth was further away from my brain."
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"I wish my brain had its own brain."
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"I wish Chang hadn't had sex with Shirley."
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"What? When?"
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"Where?"
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"How? I can't talk about it."
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"Troy, I'm your roommate. I can keep a secret."
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"Remember that Halloween party that none of us can remember?"
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"I don't remember anything we can remember."
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"Well, Chang left me a message that night saying they did it."
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"You have my word as your roommate, and that is a bond I will never violate."
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"You can't tweet it either. We never discussed new media."
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"Sorry all that stuff got dragged out about me having a crush on somebody."
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"Why would you be sorry about that? You know, awkward."
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"You don't think I actually care, do you?"
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"No, I just didn't want you to think I thought you cared."
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"Greetings, welcome to your second semester of anthropology"
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"where it is about to get real."
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"Now, I forget where we left off last year."
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"Thank you, Fat Neil. Neil's fine."
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"Not from an actuarial standpoint. Now, please forgive my lateness,"
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"but I wasn't sure how to find Greendale sober."
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"Yes, you heard me right, I have stopped drinking,"
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"mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection."
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"Now that I'm on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis"
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"to be more focused and rewarding."
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"Also, there's gonna be more than one diorama."
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"- Ugh. - Lame."
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"I am so sorry."
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"I couldn't leave without shaking all their little paws."
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"Rich. Jeff."
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"Rich. Annie."
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"Annie? Rich?"
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"You're taking anthropology? You made it sound so fun."
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"We spent the holiday break dredging a river together."
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"Because I'm a doctor. That's terrific."
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"You're valuable."
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"I can't believe Rich actually enrolled in our class."
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"It means he likes me, right? Why wouldn't he?"
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"He is so sweet. Yeah, sweet and wise."
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"He has lived such a long, full life. How old is he again?"
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"Ugh. Speaking of creepy,"
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"sober Duncan is worse than drunk Duncan."
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"This class is about to get really hard. I have an idea about that."
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"Rich is really smart and he knows a lot about anthropology."
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"If we start studying with him, it could help a lot, plus, you know..."
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"Heh-heh. Oh, you know what, though?"
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"I just realized. So unfair to so many people, right?"
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"Britta, you're always talking about how we have no one of Latin descent."
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"Pierce, you're looking for someone old enough to find your racism subversive."
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"Well, then I say we gather all the candidates"
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"and make an informed, democratic decision."
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"We can have a mixer, invite the people we're submitting for consideration."
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"Thank you, I'm finished."
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"No, I'd say you got about two more good years."
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"Oh, everyone, this is Andre. My ex-husband and boyfriend."
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"He came to spend the day with me."
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"Hey, nice to meet you guys. I've heard a lot about you."
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"We haven't heard a lot about you or what you've done or with who."
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"to make up for everything you haven't heard."
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"Hey, how about a round of soft serve on me?"
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"Isn't he handsome?"
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"Shirley, I've been fed a lot of soft serve by a lot of guys."
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"But it never lasts and they never change."
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"Britta, I'm a grown-ass woman and I made my decision."
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"How do you know it's the right one? Because I'm pregnant, okay?"
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"I was going to wait to share my exciting news,"
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"Which is a little surprising."
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"Halloween."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"Thanks for coming, fellow anthropology students."
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"For the first semester, you knew us as "that study group.""
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"But tonight, we wanna get to know you."
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"Please forgive the spread."
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"The vending machines haven't been restocked."
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