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Clips from Community (2009) - Asian Population Studies (S02E02)

"So help yourselves to Tropical Skittles, cigarettes or mouth wash."
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"And have a good time."
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"Okay. I have to figure out if Shirley did it with her ex-husband"
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"the week after Halloween."
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"How are you gonna do that?"
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"I got moves."
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"So bun in the oven."
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"Guess it's no surprise, after working on it."
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"I wouldn't quite say working on it, just kind of happens."
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"Oh, yeah, I do."
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"Especially when the season's right."
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"Oh. Dead leaves. Pumpkins everywhere."
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"And then when all the pumpkins just start to rot"
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"and all the children have removed their outfits"
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"because they've already gotten their candy."
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"You know, I'm gonna go talk to some other people, all right?"
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"So? His mind is like a fortress."
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"Why not tell Shirley, "Look, you slept with Chang," and let her deal with it?"
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"If someone had sex with Chang and get to not remember it happened,"
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"that's a gift from God."
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"I'm not taking that away from her. Here's a good reason."
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"You ever find parsley in your teeth that your friends hadn't told you about?"
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"Now imagine your teeth are a uterus, and the parsley is a half-Chinese baby."
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"My name's Quendra, I spell it with a Q-U."
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"So maybe she would make a nice addition or two to our study group."
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"Something to consider."
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"Are you Abed?"
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"I love Star Wars."
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"That's Troy. I love footballs."
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"We're dealing with heavier things than your shameless lobbying."
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"Rich brought kettle corn."
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"Kettle corn? That's a fun-time snack."
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"I make it in my garage."
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"I spell kettle corn with a Q-U."
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"Well, don't."
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"What is this? What's going on? It's a mixer."
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"Why is everyone from anthro class here?"
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"Are you guys picking a new study group member?"
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"You didn't invite me? Didn't know how to reach you."
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"What are you talking about? I'm everywhere."
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"We didn't know how to reach you. That's not true. That's a lie."
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"We didn't know how to reach you."
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"It's a mixer. It's a mixer. It's a mixer."
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"This is so good."
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"- Fifty dollars? What a pig. - You can't make this at home."
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"And, come on, it's pretty obvious Rich is the best candidate."
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"Yeah, looks like he's our guy. I'll be right there."
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"This can't be happening."
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"I agree."
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"You can't talk, then do a slow clap. You don't know that."
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"But I know this."
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"Unless you want a front row seat to Annie loves Richie,"
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"It's not even clever. You keep using it as the word "change.""
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"Okay. Okay. Okay."
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"Just do me a favor."
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"Let me do all the talking and follow my lead."
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"Deal. Seriously, do you have brain damage?"
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"Rich is also board-certified in pediatrics."
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"Once a month he flies down to volunteer in the rainforest"
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"fixing children's cleft palates and teaching them acoustic guitar."
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"Other than that, well, his kettle corn speaks for itself."
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"I couldn't agree more."
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"Did someone say case? Because I haven't made mine yet."
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"What? What's your case?"
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"Ben Chang is my case."
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"You can't be serious."
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"Oh, I'm serious, baby."
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"Welcome to the World Serious of Seriousness."
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"Are you stalling right now? Stalling? Ha-ha-ha."
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"Stalling. No, Annie. In fact, you're gonna wish I was stalling."
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"Oh, I just got it. Thank you. Oh."
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"I wanna say some names to you. Want some?"
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"Jeffrey Dahmer."
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"Ted Bundy."
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"Rich."
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"What do they have in common?"
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"We don't know them very well."
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"What do we know about Ben Chang?"
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"We know he's nuts. Let him finish."
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"We know he's dangerous. Unpredictable. Selfish."
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"We know he uses his name to make bad puns."
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"Guilty as Chang'd."
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"When he talks, he over- and under-emphasizes words at random."
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"When he eats, he holds his fork like a murderer's knife,"
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"gnawing at its skewered payload like a deranged woodland rodent."
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"Bring it home. He smells like Band-Aids."
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"We know he dresses like a Cuban cab driver."
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"We know he exhibits..."
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"Nay, flaunts, proudly,"
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"obvious symptoms of over half a dozen disorders"
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"you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy's pets."
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"Feel the heat."
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"We know these things about Ben Chang."
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"And so much more than we ever wanted to know about him."
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"Why?"
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"Because it's there."
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"It's on the surface."
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"What you see may be what you don't want,"
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"but it's also what you get."
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"Wow."
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"Who is this kettle corn popping phantom?"
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"This human question mark?"
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"This number eight scoop of vanilla tapioca"
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"with a PhD in Being Swell and a masters in Everybody Loves Me?"
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"Who is it?"
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"We may never know."
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"I only know one thing."
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"Nobody is this good a person."
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"And nobody can get any worse than this."
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"He's horrible."
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"Now."
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"Who's voting for Chang?"
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"Who's voting for Rich?"
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"Uh... Shirley."
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"Shirley, this is the best kettle corn I've ever had."
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"If you don't vote for Rich, I'll shatter your world."
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"You gonna what? I'll shatter your world."
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"Yes, yes. In your face. Yes."
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"- No. No. - Yes."
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"Chang and Shirley had sex on Halloween."
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