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Clips from Louie (2010) - Gym (S01E01)

"We'll be right back with the sports and weather."
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Oh. Oh, good, you're here."
Louie (2010)
"Just-- Here."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Hey, what are you doing this summer? You going anywhere?"
Louie (2010)
"There was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it"
Louie (2010)
"He's probably dead by now. It's a pretty old limerick."
Louie (2010)
"He's heading towards your Lilly."
Louie (2010)
"Give me that back! Give me that back!"
Louie (2010)
"Uh-oh."
Louie (2010)
"But I just was thinking that maybe--"
Louie (2010)
""Uh-oh.""
Louie (2010)
"Long day and...."
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"--and I was hoping that you would let me."
Louie (2010)
"See that guy?"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, could I have some carrots? Yeah, sweetie."
Louie (2010)
"...is take them into the John F. Kennedy Airport men's room."
Louie (2010)
"So I usher them past the parade of penises into a stall..."
Louie (2010)
"...the sanctity of an airport bathroom stall, number five out of ten."
Louie (2010)
"This foot. He's trying to get leverage so he can shit harder."
Louie (2010)
"...and the world fell out of it into the toilet."
Louie (2010)
"Jane. Jane. Put it down. Put it down. Put it down."
Louie (2010)
"I love you. I'm sorry. Let's just go."
Louie (2010)
"It's-- It's just-- It's 8:30 in the morning. I'm done."
Louie (2010)
"...eat something bad and jack off and pass out."
Louie (2010)
"You ever work with a trainer? Ha-ha-ha."
Louie (2010)
"That'd be good, yeah. When is good for you? When can you do it?"
Louie (2010)
"How about now? I'm not busy. Yeah, no. I gotta--"
Louie (2010)
"Here we go. We're gonna start out with a jog."
Louie (2010)
"Totally. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Forty-five more. Shit."
Louie (2010)
"Can you try?"
Louie (2010)
"Right. How you feeling?"
Louie (2010)
"Don't do that. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"I get it, okay? Not today."
Louie (2010)
"I just-- I got into this really bad place. I felt really, really bad."
Louie (2010)
"A lesson learned."
Louie (2010)
"Louie, I'm Dr. Drake. Hello."
Louie (2010)
"That's where I'd rather-- That's-- That's the only way I'm taking that face..."
Louie (2010)
"...this'll always happen. You'll always hit that ceiling. You're--"
Louie (2010)
"I think about killing myself sometimes. I'll be honest with you."
Louie (2010)
"I wanna kill myself and end the pain." It's not like that. It's like a fantasy."
Louie (2010)
"You know, just get all snuggly in a river and die in it.""
Louie (2010)
"...when somebody put baby diarrhea on a Mexican pizza."
Louie (2010)
"The mayor has scheduled a news conference today..."
Louie (2010)
"The state senate met today to discuss..."
Louie (2010)
"...to fill the seat vacated by Gerald Thompson..."
Louie (2010)
"...who died in November. The city comptroller commented..."
Louie (2010)
"...that no statistics released by the Oversight Committee..."
Louie (2010)
"...reflect a need for change in the budget plan."
Louie (2010)
"The mayor has scheduled a news conference today..."
Louie (2010)
"...where he is expected to smear his shit all over my fat natural boobs."
Louie (2010)
"Channel 4 will carry the mayor's news conference live tomorrow--"
Louie (2010)
"--for change in the budget plan."
Louie (2010)
"The mayor has scheduled a news conference..."
Louie (2010)
"...where he is expected to address concerns..."
Louie (2010)
"...that his office gave unfair advantage to private contractors..."
Louie (2010)
"...who shaved his balls and peed in his mother's mouth, because she likes that."
Louie (2010)
"She's a whore."
Louie (2010)
"Channel 4 will carry the mayor's news conference live tomo--"
Louie (2010)
"The mayor's mom drinks pee, and Jews are dirty."
Louie (2010)
"Hello. Hi."
Louie (2010)
"You mean Liz Ciani, on Channel 4?"
Louie (2010)
"Did you bang her?"
Louie (2010)
"No. What's wrong with you?"
Louie (2010)
"It was a dream. Idiot. Go back to sleep right now."
Louie (2010)
"Get back there and bang the hell out of her."
Louie (2010)
"Go back to sleep now."
Louie (2010)
"Hi. Hi. Uh--"
Louie (2010)
"Do-- Do you wanna have sex with me?"
Louie (2010)
"What? But you're just a little boy."
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy. Daddy."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy. Daddy! Daddy!"
Louie (2010)
"What? Can I have some ice cream?"
Louie (2010)
"No."
Louie (2010)
"How come you get to have ice cream and I don't?"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie"
Louie (2010)
"Louie, Louie, you're gonna die"
Louie (2010)
"I so don't wanna be here right now."
Louie (2010)
"Where do you wanna be?"
Louie (2010)
"Twenty-five years old and all my mistakes ahead of me."
Louie (2010)
"I was thinking about taking Serge to visit some friends in Nantucket."
Louie (2010)
"Whose dick was so long he could suck it?"
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Really? What happened to him?"
Louie (2010)
"I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"Mm."
Louie (2010)
"Look at that kid."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, Jesus. Whose kid is that? I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"Somebody's gotta get that stick away from him."
Louie (2010)
"Hey! Hey!"
Louie (2010)
"Little douche bag. That was awesome."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, listen, um...."
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"What?"
Louie (2010)
"Nothing. Go ahead."
Louie (2010)
"Look, I just...."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know what your situation is with your kid's dad, and while I--"
Louie (2010)
"You know, we're friends, and I value that."
Louie (2010)
"Why? Because you wanna sleep with me."
Louie (2010)
"Well, or dinner. Have dinner or something. I don't know."
Louie (2010)
"Let me ask you a question. What?"
Louie (2010)
"Why would I sleep with you?"
Louie (2010)
"Why? Why would I get into a bed with you?"
Louie (2010)
"Because you're very tired."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know why. Maybe because you're very attracted to me."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, really? Yeah. You are dying to sleep with me."
Louie (2010)
"And you've been praying to Jesus every night that I would ask you."
Louie (2010)
""Please let him ask me.""
Louie (2010)
"Really? You really think that?"
Louie (2010)
"No, I don't."
Louie (2010)
"I don't think you would."
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