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Clips from Louie (2010) - Gym (S01E01)

"I just want to-- Mm-hm."
Louie (2010)
"Well, so...?"
Louie (2010)
"It's never gonna happen, pal. All right."
Louie (2010)
"Try hitting one of these other moms. Oh, God."
Louie (2010)
"Look at her."
Louie (2010)
"I bet she'd suck your dick just to break the awful pattern of her life."
Louie (2010)
"Maybe. - How about her?"
Louie (2010)
"I bet if you ripped off that puffy coat..."
Louie (2010)
"...she'd let you rub your smelly little cock all over her depressing tits."
Louie (2010)
"I could see that."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, how about that guy?"
Louie (2010)
"Wouldn't you like to climb on his head and rub your dirty bush all over his glasses?"
Louie (2010)
"I bet he'd be happy to cram his balls right in your puss hole."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, my God, his balls?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Like if he just gathered them up and just crammed them in your puss."
Louie (2010)
"Here. Share these with Serge, okay?"
Louie (2010)
"But how does he get his balls into my pussy?"
Louie (2010)
"Like-- It's like packing a pipe."
Louie (2010)
"Like, he just packs it in with his thumb, like this."
Louie (2010)
"See, I gotta admit, I don't hate that. Right?"
Louie (2010)
"I was at the airport with my kids. I was at JFK."
Louie (2010)
"They had to go to the bathroom. I had to go to the bathroom."
Louie (2010)
"So take yourself through that logically. What do I do? What do I do?"
Louie (2010)
"I can't take them to the ladies' room. I can't just go, "Go on in there, girls..."
Louie (2010)
"...into the public restroom of an international airport.""
Louie (2010)
"Just release my custody of them to whoever's in there."
Louie (2010)
""Go ahead. Good luck to you. Maybe I'll see you later.""
Louie (2010)
"I gotta take them into the men's room. That's what I have to do..."
Louie (2010)
""Look, girls, nine penises."
Louie (2010)
"Nine penises that are all peeing at the same time."
Louie (2010)
"Nine farting men from all over the world, with their dicks out..."
Louie (2010)
"...shaking off droplets of pee from their syphilitic penises."
Louie (2010)
"Look, three of them have foreskins. You can see the difference now.""
Louie (2010)
"What am I gonna do?"
Louie (2010)
"...the Shangri-la of a stall..."
Louie (2010)
"And we're in there like this..."
Louie (2010)
"...and there's a guy shitting, and there's a guy sh--"
Louie (2010)
"Right here, there's-- I'm looking at the foot of a shitting man."
Louie (2010)
"And he is shitting like-- Oh, my God. Just:"
Louie (2010)
"Pssh, plop, plop."
Louie (2010)
"It sounded like soup cans and pennies just tumbling into the water."
Louie (2010)
"Like his asshole dilated like this..."
Louie (2010)
"And he's going:"
Louie (2010)
"And then I hear him go:"
Louie (2010)
"So now I know..."
Louie (2010)
"...that he's spitting past his dick into his own shit and piss."
Louie (2010)
"And he's literally 14 inches away from my daughter's little face."
Louie (2010)
"And I get to know that that's what's going on in there."
Louie (2010)
"Wow."
Louie (2010)
"Girls, let's go. Let's go. Now. Please."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, Lilly. We're late."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry for yelling, but we're very late. I don't...."
Louie (2010)
"Jane. Jane. Jane."
Louie (2010)
"Just come on."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Bye, honey."
Louie (2010)
"See you later. Hey."
Louie (2010)
"All right."
Louie (2010)
"Come on. Come on. Let's go, honey, please. Let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, in school we're reading out loud-- Up. Honey, go up. Up."
Louie (2010)
"Hey. How you been, man?"
Louie (2010)
"I can't do it anymore, man. I just-- Seriously, I can't do it."
Louie (2010)
"Do what?"
Louie (2010)
"I barely got them to school on time."
Louie (2010)
"And now, what, I'm just gonna go home..."
Louie (2010)
"Then it's time to pick them up again. Yeah, the grind."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, man, I can't do it. I feel like shit all the time."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but look at yourself, man. Gotta get into shape."
Louie (2010)
"Seriously. Being a parent is like being an athlete, right?"
Louie (2010)
"Gotta train for it so it's not so hard."
Louie (2010)
"Pfft. Ugh."
Louie (2010)
"No. Dude, you should do that."
Louie (2010)
"Seriously. It'll change your life. I could train you."
Louie (2010)
"You're a trainer? I do a lot of things."
Louie (2010)
"This is what we do. We go down to your gym."
Louie (2010)
"Bring me in there. You let me give you a session."
Louie (2010)
"If you like it...."
Louie (2010)
"You know what? That'd be good. Yeah?"
Louie (2010)
"You gotta go home and take a nap, eat some bad food, jack off?"
Louie (2010)
"That sounds really busy. Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"No, you're right, you're right."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. Let's do it, man. All right."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Let's go. I-- Let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Okay?"
Louie (2010)
"You okay?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, totally. All right, Rocky."
Louie (2010)
"I'm good. No, I'm good."
Louie (2010)
"Feeling it? Yeah, I can do that."
Louie (2010)
"How you doing? You okay? Yeah, no, I'm okay."
Louie (2010)
"I'm okay. I'm okay."
Louie (2010)
"I gotta stop. I gotta stop. I gotta stop. No. Pain is a door. Walk through it."
Louie (2010)
"No, I really gotta stop. I'm serious. Okay. Okay. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"One, two, three, four, five."
Louie (2010)
"One, two--"
Louie (2010)
"Okay. Squat. Pick them up. Curl."
Louie (2010)
"Press. Above your head. Whew."
Louie (2010)
"Shoot your feet back."
Louie (2010)
"Pushup. Let's do it."
Louie (2010)
"You're an animal. Let's go. Yeah. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Good. Try to stand straight. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Good."
Louie (2010)
"Feel it, buddy. Feel the burn. Come on."
Louie (2010)
"I can't. You can't--?"
Louie (2010)
"What do you mean? I'm too fat."
Louie (2010)
"Push it out. Suck it. Suck that dick."
Louie (2010)
"Let's go. Eat it up. Okay. Okay. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Breathe and push it out. Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, baby! Yeah! Ah!"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. All right. All right?"
Louie (2010)
"Break yourself. Do it. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Aah! Aah!"
Louie (2010)
"Good. Nice."
Louie (2010)
"You're an animal. Do it."
Louie (2010)
"Looking good."
Louie (2010)
"Yes."
Louie (2010)
"All in the mind, baby."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, Louie."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, come on."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, buddy. Try and--"
Louie (2010)
"No?"
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
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