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Clips from Seinfeld - The Limo (S03E03)

"I said, I can't."
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"If I could, I would."
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"Would you stop it? All right, look-"
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"No, I'm not telling you. How's this? I'm never telling you."
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"I don't care. No! Fine!"
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"Never!"
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"She happy for you?"
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"- Can he hear us? - No."
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"Why?"
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"Thought I saw him look in the mirror suspiciously."
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"Let's test him."
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"What do you say we stop off, pick up your sister..."
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"No. He can't hear us."
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"Where's he dropping us? Maybe we can get him to drop us at my house."
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"I'll ask him."
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"My dear fellow, where are you dropping us?"
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"At Madison Square Garden, of course. I have the four passes."
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"Of course, the four passes."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute. Of course."
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"The Knicks are playing the Bulls tonight!"
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"- What? - We are going to the Knick game!"
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"- Michael Jordan! - The Knicks!"
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"- Did I tell you? Did I tell you? - I can't believe it!"
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"- You may have hit with this one. - You see?"
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"You see, I see things as they are and I say, No."
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"Wait. You see things as they are not and you say-"
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"Wait. You see thing-"
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"What do you say when you see things?"
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"Let me call Elaine and Kramer."
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"If I see things as they are, I would ask, Why? or Why not?"
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"What are you doing tonight?"
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"...to the Knicks-Bulls game at Madison Square Garden."
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"Can you go?"
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"Great. Call Kramer, tell him to meet us on the corner at 7:00."
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"All right. We're gonna pick you up in a limo."
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"That's right, baby doll."
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"And listen, when we pick you up, I'm Murphy and George is O'Brien."
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"I am serious."
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"Okay. Okay, bye."
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"I know."
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"- He knows? - He knows?"
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"Where we going? Why are we pulling off here?"
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"Maybe it's a shortcut."
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"We're on the Grand Central. There's no traffic."
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"Excuse me, why are we getting off this exit?"
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"To pick up the other members of your party."
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"Right. The other members of our party."
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"What other members of our party?"
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"I didn't even know we were in a party."
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"I'm telling you, the jig is up."
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"It was a bad jig. We never should've started it."
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"What are we gonna do now? They'll know you're not O'Brien."
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"There could be more than one O'Brien who ordered a limo."
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"- First, you don't look like any O'Brien. - You should've been O'Brien."
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"- Yes, you have to be Murphy. - It makes no sense, me being Murphy."
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"- You're Murphy. - I'm Seinfeld."
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"You're Murphy!"
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"Let's just jump out of the car."
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"So we jump and roll. You won't get hurt."
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"Who are you, Mannix?"
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"Why are we slowing down?"
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"Are those the people?"
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"All right, put your hands up over your face. Pretend you're sleeping."
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"- Mr. O'Brien. - No, I'm Dylan Murphy."
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"Mr. O'Brien had a long trip. He's sleeping."
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"We're just really excited to meet him face-to-face finally."
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"We're faithful readers of his newsletter."
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"- Newsletter? - And, of course, his great book..."
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"...The Big Game."
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"Oh, yes, he's very proud of his work in The Big Game."
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"- So you've never met him before? - No."
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"- Never seen a picture of him? - Never."
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"Not even on the book jacket?"
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"There was no picture on the book jacket."
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"Well, hello. I'm O'Brien."
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"You took a cab?"
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"Yeah. So?"
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"- No. - I'll tell you how much I make."
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"I know how much you make."
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"I don't even know why I'm doing this. I don't even like basketball."
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"- You ever seen Michael Jordan? - Just in those commercials."
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"Maybe you'll see him do one of those 360 dunks."
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"- What's that? - It's like this."
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"- Here, you guard me. - What?"
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"Nobody cares who's in the limo."
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"You see a limo go by, you know it's either a rich guy..."
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"...or 50 prom kids with $1.75 each."
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"Being in the back of a limo, I'm sorry, it's just-"
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"It's not that cool. Most of the time, you feel like..."
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"...you're in some depressing single guy's apartment from, like, 1975."
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"All that maroon velour furniture..."
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"...couple of bottles of wine, three cassette tapes. There's stains."
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"- I don't think we'll make the tip-off. - Think someone's been tipped off?"
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"So..."
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"Well, this is sort of embarrassing."
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"But it's changed my life."
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"The way you analyse the game..."
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"...the way you identify the major players..."
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"Well, it left me breathless."
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"You're a brilliant..."
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"...brilliant man."
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"Well, it's... It's just a game."
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"Remember that, kids."
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"Just a game. He's so humble."
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"Don't forget what you wrote in the epilogue:"
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"Well, I was exaggerating a bit. Just for effect."
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"- He tends to exaggerate. - I mean, it's serious, but-"
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"We are really looking forward to your speech tonight."
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"My speech."
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"So, what's going on? How did all this happen?"
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"Jerry and George called me from this limo."
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"Limo?"
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"I thought that George went to pick him up."
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"He did."
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"Then why would they take a limo from the airport?"
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"I don't know."
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"Did he say anything else?"
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"Yeah. He said it's really important..."
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"...that we call them O'Brien and Murphy."
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