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Clips from Seinfeld - The Limo (S03E03)

"O'Brien? Why would he wanna be called O'Brien?"
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"And the Jews steal our money..."
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"...through their Zionist-occupied government..."
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"...and use the black man to bring drugs..."
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"...into our oppressed white minority communities."
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"You're not gonna open with that, are you?"
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"Said so many things."
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"They're shooting! They're shooting!"
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"All right, get down."
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"I'm ready to die for you."
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"Oh, that's really very nice of you, Eva, thank you."
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"But of course, you know, I would."
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"Anything."
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"But rest assured..."
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"Nice-looking Luger."
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"I'm at The Paramount, adjacent to Madison Square Garden..."
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"...gather to protest the first public appearance of Donald O'Brien..."
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"...leader of the Midwestern regional chapter of the Aryan Union..."
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"...and reputed to be their most charismatic spokesman."
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"Mr. O'Brien advocates the violent overthrow of the government."
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"He has openly professed a deep admiration of Adolf Hitler."
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"Even David Duke has denounced him as a dangerous extremist."
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"There is a full house inside awaiting his arrival from the airport."
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"Sources tell me he is en route and should be arriving momentarily."
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"Police have set up barricades, but, quite frankly, Bill..."
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"...I don't think they're any match for the emotional fuse that has been lit."
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"From The Paramount, I'm Jodi Baskerville. Back to you in the studio."
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"Something's very strange here."
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"They come back in a limo with four tickets to the basketball game..."
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"...and wanna be called O'Brien and Murphy."
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"O'Brien. O'Brien. Why O'Brien?"
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"Elaine?"
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"- Dan. - Excuse me a minute. Hey."
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"- Oh, this is Kramer. - Oh, Kramer."
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"What's going on?"
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"We're headed down to protest this big neo-Nazi rally."
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"The head of the Aryan Union is speaking. He's in from Chicago."
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"- You should come. - Oh, we can't."
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"We're going to the Knicks-Bulls game."
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"Oh, well, that's where the rally is. At The Paramount, right next door."
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"- Oh, well, maybe we'll run into you. - Yeah, it's really gonna be something."
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"First time he's appeared in public. No one knows what he looks like."
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"- Who? - The head of the Aryan Union."
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"O'Brien."
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"What's taking them so long out there?"
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"Did you see the way she was looking at me?"
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"- She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi. - I know, I know."
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"Kind of a cute Nazi, though."
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"We gotta make a plan."
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"- What are we gonna do? - I don't know."
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"- How'd that happen? - I hurt it in a hotel room."
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"Know how they tuck the covers in real tight in those rooms?"
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"I can't sleep like that. I tried to kick it out and pulled it."
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"Why do they make that bed so tight? You gotta sleep with your feet like that:"
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"911."
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"She said she'd do anything."
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"Yeah, hello. Police? Yeah, listen..."
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"...we're in the back of a limo in Queens-"
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"AstroTurf?"
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"You know who's responsible for that, don't you?"
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"The Jews!"
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"Oh, the Jews hate grass. They always have, always will."
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"Would you excuse us a minute, Tim Boy?"
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"We're in the middle of something here."
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"With all due respect, Mr. O'Brien, we're just about to leave."
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"Tim?"
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"Who's the head of the Aryan Union?"
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"And who is responsible for making hatemongering..."
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"- ...and fascism popular again? - You are."
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"Okay?"
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"I think you forgot something."
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"- I'm sorry. - Good."
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"Now get out."
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"- All right, what are we gonna do? - I don't know."
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"How's this: we wait till we get to your street corner..."
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"...we see Elaine and Kramer, then we get out."
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"- They can't shoot us in the city. - No."
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"No one's ever been shot in the city."
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"I'm telling you, something is going on."
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"- I'm sure he was just joking around. - Oh, no, this is no joke."
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"O'Brien's coming in from Chicago. Jerry's in a limo, says he's O'Brien."
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"That's not funny."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What? What is it?"
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"Don't you see? There's always been something..."
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"...very strange about Jerry. Always so clean and organized."
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"- So? - Do I have to spell it out for you?"
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"The limo? The name?"
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"The rally at Madison Square Garden?"
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"Jerry and O'Brien are the same person."
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"Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union."
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"Jerry's a Nazi?"
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"I can't even believe I didn't see it."
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"Listen, you idiot, just calm down."
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"I know Jerry. He's not a Nazi."
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"- You don't think so? - No. He's just neat."
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"You know, it's funny."
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"Me?"
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"Yeah, right. Get a load of this guy."
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"- ...but I act like a Murphy. - He's extremely Murphy. To a fault."
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"Where are you from?"
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"Dublin. Originally."
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"Cereal famine."
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"Couldn't get a bowl anywhere. It was bad."
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"'Tis a beautiful country, though."
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"Lush rolling hills. And the peat."
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"The peat."
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"We were right on the border."
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"Maybe he's with the company."
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"- What? - The CIA."
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"Maybe they placed him in there to infiltrate the organization from within."
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"- What about his comedy act? - That's the perfect cover."
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"All that time on the road."
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"Look, Jerry, he's too normal to be a comedian."
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"These comedians, they're sick, neurotic people."
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"- Well, what about George? - What about him? He's part of it."
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"His whole personality's a disguise."
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"There's no real person can act the way he does."
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"Elaine, I'm telling you, they're with the organization."
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"They're all part of it."
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