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Clips from Van Wilder (2002)

"Awesome work, sisters."
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"Special delivery!"
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"From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau. Dig in, guys."
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"Oh, they're still warm."
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"Oh, they're so creamy."
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"God, these are excellent."
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"Think I've had these before."
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"I love this song."
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"I know."
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"Is that for me?"
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"I long to rub you the right way."
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"No harm, no foul."
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"- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Take me."
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"Now!"
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"Shit!"
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"Don't tease me."
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"Tajy, I'm so hot."
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"- I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby."
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"- Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up."
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"You are most amazing to make me feel so..."
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"damn hot!"
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"Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White."
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"- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself."
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"Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out."
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"it'll happen."
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"I need to see the grade transcripts for Van Wilder, please."
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"I don't think so."
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"And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself..."
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"then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!"
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"we'll be accepting donations in the form of..."
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"Hutch, take over."
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"Bikini-clad judges for a fund-raiser? That's pretty ingenious."
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"I just came across a bit of interesting information."
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"You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters."
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"What's going on with you?"
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"You're actively trying not to get out of here."
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"Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in-depth reporter?"
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"I just want to know why you're putting off your life."
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"Posterior gluteal line."
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"- Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right."
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"Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia."
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"- What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine."
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"Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual."
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"Protein shake in the morning. Okay, very cute."
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"Van, you must listen to me."
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"We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal."
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"What if she's right, huh?"
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"What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared?"
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"This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good."
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"- Not good at all. - Hey, you!"
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"Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?"
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"You got all this. I'm gonna go--"
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"- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you."
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"I thought a lot about what you said, and--"
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"Well, just--"
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"I'm glad you went to all your classes today."
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"But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you..."
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"How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room?"
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"I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something."
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"I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed."
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"Then your mom can come."
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"It's gonna be a bachelor party."
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"One last night of debauchery with the fellas..."
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"before settling down with my fiancée, Gwen."
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"Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?"
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"That ought to be enough to get you started."
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"Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer."
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"She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message?"
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"Nope. That's all right."
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"Yeah, I'm happy for them."
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"They're gonna make a great married couple too. You know why?"
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"Because they love each other?"
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"Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type..."
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"and just the right chromosomal anomalies."
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"But that would mean one of them would have to be dead."
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"Gwendolyn Elizabeth Pearson..."
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"I'd be honored if you and I surgically and spiritually..."
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"Northwestern called this morning. They wanna interview me."
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"They're gonna send some recruit alums to campus for written and oral exams."
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"And then I am in!"
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"That's great. I'm so happy for you, Richard."
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"Be happy for both of us. The Richard and Gwen life plan is kicking in."
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"Northwestern. I am the shit."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I can't hold on"
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"Hey, Van, can I borrow--"
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"My God, what happened to you?"
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"- I got hit by a big truck. - Are you okay?"
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"I'm so lost without you"
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"Believing for so long"
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"Who's Air Supply?"
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"How old are you, Sally?"
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"I'm old enough to be jealous of that Gwen girl."
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"I'm all out of love"
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"I'm so lost without you"
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"You must be Gwen-- the truck driver."
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"Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here?"
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"What am I doing here? What were you doing in there?"
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"As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it?"
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"What was that girl, a freshman?"
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"This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving."
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"Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party?"
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"'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fiancé."
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"- My fiancé? What are you talking about? - When are you two tying the knot?"
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"That is none of your business. And you know what?"
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"You're none of mine."
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"First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms."
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"You do not call her that, gonad!"
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"Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 ."
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"I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter."
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"The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go?"
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"Anything at all?"
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"Tit wad!"
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"All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself."
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"- How you doing, my man? - What's up?"
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"I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian."
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"Man, you ever heard of Tiger Woods, bitch?"
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"You better get out of here before I hit you upside the head with a three iron."
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