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Clips from Van Wilder (2002)

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Van Wilder (2002)
"and say hello to a few new student bodies."
Van Wilder (2002)
"As for me, well..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"I like to start off each semester with a certain time-honored tradition."
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"to get my head in the right place."
Van Wilder (2002)
"but she is just so damn good."
Van Wilder (2002)
"plus there is no substitute for decades of experience."
Van Wilder (2002)
"A pro."
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"Super."
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"because you'll die a lot of times."
Van Wilder (2002)
"I think you've got the balls to make it here."
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"Don't you? I mean, look around you."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Your mind will become a weapon."
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"I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Big finish."
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"- we can't handle. - And we mean nothing."
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"It's time you should go."
Van Wilder (2002)
"C-los, get your ass off my shirt."
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"Looks like we got one more."
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"Oh, Mommy."
Van Wilder (2002)
"I came here to study the great American art of muff diving."
Van Wilder (2002)
"To smack clam, munch rug..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"You'll need a copy of my class schedule so you can take notes."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Don't pick at it. Moving on."
Van Wilder (2002)
"I feel like going somewhere tropical. Tahiti. Are you writing this down?"
Van Wilder (2002)
"Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda."
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"That's the end of the first half..."
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"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Wilder!"
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"I'm only gonna go over this one more time."
Van Wilder (2002)
"In the event they switch to a zone defense..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"We gotta D up out there. Darius."
Van Wilder (2002)
"I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke?"
Van Wilder (2002)
"- The Matadors? - What?"
Van Wilder (2002)
"Relax, guys. They're just Doritos."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Fuck!"
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"Okay. Thanks."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Pack up your panties, son, because we are headin' home."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"There's got to be something that we can work out."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Being bad seldom is."
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"Go, baby, go!"
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"I don't have the resources to pay for your services anymore."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Okay."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Desiree is the foremost connoisseur of chili con carne..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"And just like that, Topless Tutors was born."
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"could use some extra income."
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"I'm looking for information on a current student here, Van Wilder."
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"until mid-sophomore year."
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"And it hurts when I--"
Van Wilder (2002)
"I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks."
Van Wilder (2002)
"But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Carry the two-- Yes, that's correct."
Van Wilder (2002)
"that I haven't already found out from your public records?"
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"Gwen, first dates are interviews."
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"You going out tonight?"
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"Rob's coming over. I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Good luck, ladies."
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"I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot."
Van Wilder (2002)
"- I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night?"
Van Wilder (2002)
"Bye."
Van Wilder (2002)
"- Take your clothes off. - I'm not taking off my clothes."
Van Wilder (2002)
"- I have a few questions for you. - In time. This is gonna be fun."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Yes, well, you haven't lived..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Who's a big boy?"
Van Wilder (2002)
"Those things could raise the Titanic."
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"You Van Wilder?"
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"so he came back for the starting lineup."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Topless Tutors was dead."
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"Write that down."
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"I admit I applied for this job..."
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"Indeed, but believe it or not..."
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"I am here to ask you to aid us in throwing a party..."
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"a party we can be proud of..."
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"a party people will actually show up to."
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"It's very scary stuff."
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"very valuable skill I'd yet to tap--"
Van Wilder (2002)
"I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition."
Van Wilder (2002)
"- Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child."
Van Wilder (2002)
"- Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile."
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"I see a bunch of party animals..."
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"I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri."
Van Wilder (2002)
"I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia."
Van Wilder (2002)
"A good writer gets her story no matter what."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight."
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"- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is."
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"Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie."
Van Wilder (2002)
"These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges."
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"This party so rocks, Richard."
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"- This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Where the hell is everyone?"
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"What do you think?"
Van Wilder (2002)
"As a story, I think..."
Van Wilder (2002)
"A dilemma has arose up front."
Van Wilder (2002)
"Oh, my God. Feel it!"
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"Graphic."
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"I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah?"
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"I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one."
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"Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue..."
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"And I quote, Van Wilder is a party pimp."
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"Lookin' good there, buddy."
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"- Hang on. - Unbelievable."
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"This is why I don't do interviews. You totally slammed me."
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"Let me get the other side."
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"- I'll be there. - It's a date."
Van Wilder (2002)
"At the Hillel House, I broke bread."
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"Oh, yeah, she came too."
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"Sounds serious. Threatened?"
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"You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo?"
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"Then you scratch it some more."
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"Then it's won."
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"for the story."
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"Wilder."
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"Life is all about developing relationships, Gwen."
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"Holy crap."
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"is a good way to remind him that you're still angry."
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