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Clips from Van Wilder (2002)

"All right, things to remember-- commerce and trade--"
Van Wilder (2002)
"Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion."
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"What? Come on. Hop in."
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"I am not getting in that thing with you."
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"If you want the story, you'll get in this thing with me."
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"What happened? Is everyone okay?"
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"Are we gonna get in trouble for being in here?"
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"It's cool. Equipment manager owes me a favor. I introduced him to his wife."
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"I hope you can skate."
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"So the deal is, I score..."
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"you cooperate and answer all my questions?"
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"- I miss-- - Dinner for two, me and you."
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"Maybe seven years of tuition..."
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"So how long have you and premed Richard been together?"
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"- Excuse me? - White, elastic band, constrictive."
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"Does that allude to me being the plain, boring type?"
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"I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears..."
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"Like what?"
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"want to get out of school so they can make money."
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"You're trying to make money to stay in school."
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"What about your future?"
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"He used to write for the school paper."
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"He kept babbling about the differences between light and dark beer."
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"obviously."
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"You actually read that article?"
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"She's smart, she's beautiful..."
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"she can skate."
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"She's not for you, dude. She's too high-strung."
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"Besides, babes that fine--"
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"they're way into themselves and shit."
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"After this weekend, we should have sufficient funds..."
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"to cover your next two payments."
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"Too bad she's dating Strapper John, MD."
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"I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light."
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"That's no bong! It's for my schlong!"
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"Hold on."
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"You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump?"
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"I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night..."
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"and I just wanted to bring my A game."
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"Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right?"
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"Now, follow my foolproof plan..."
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"All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles..."
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"massage oil..."
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"Write that down."
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"- Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump."
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"I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate."
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"I'm releasing my seminal fluids inside of you now!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"Damn it!"
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"You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams."
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"- I'm sorry. - Look, I'm sorry."
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"This semester's marks could determine the next ten years of our lives."
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"Do you realize that?"
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"You know..."
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"you shouldn't take life too seriously."
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"It's time to excise that cancerous lump."
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"Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up."
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"- It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo."
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"Hey, guys. Hey, Richard."
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"Is there anything I can do for you today?"
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"Dear Van--"
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"Here you go, Taj. Get your rave on, man."
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"This is big. This is very, very big."
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"- Doesn't she have a boyfriend? - Details."
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"Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant?"
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"because you have the potential to be great."
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"- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van--"
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"You made it."
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"Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us..."
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"And of course, Gwen's father."
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"I'm gonna go out on a limb here."
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"All right. So... am I here for a physical?"
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"'Cause I'm gonna need a few cocktails before I start coughing for you fellas."
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"- What are you doing here? - I don't know."
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"No, thank you."
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"Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian."
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"Lucky number seven, actually."
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"- What are you studying, son? - I dabble in a bit of everything."
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"I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer."
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"Not really."
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"Maybe you should start looking for that dare-to-be-employed situation."
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"for the school newspaper."
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"- That will be quite the page-turner. - It'll be a very well-written article."
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"Are you and Richard in the same fraternity?"
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"Oh, no."
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"- Richard, will you help me open it? - Sure."
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"Wow."
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"If he's here, who's running Hell?"
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"- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point."
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"You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together."
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"True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you."
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"You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight..."
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"- or C, all the above? - What's B again?"
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"Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize."
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"- Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van."
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"God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him."
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"Okay! All right!"
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"You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at?"
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"- Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right."
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"All right, Wilder, let's dance."
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"It's a good day to die, McDoogle."
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"Jesus! Criminy!"
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"You got an A in my freshman economics class."
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"You remember one thing--"
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"Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand."
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"I'll write that down."
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"You do that. You're not fooling anybody!"
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"You're only fooling yourself!."
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"My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week."
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"Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke."
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"It was a really immature stunt."
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"but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things."
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"It's go time."
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"Well, I'll be damned!"
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"Poor guy just needed a little TLC."
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"I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever."
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"Let the damn baby have his ball back."
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"It's not like he can see out of it anyway."
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"Loser."
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