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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Chopper (S02E02)

Hey, Gina, you got that file I needed Captain Holt to sign?

"Hey, Gina, you got that file I needed Captain Holt to sign?"

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Mm.

"Mm."

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First person to make her look up wins the pot.

"First person to make her look up wins the pot."

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A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score.

"A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score."

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Sorry, guys. I got this in the bag.

"Sorry, guys. I got this in the bag."

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Mid-morning dance party.

"Mid-morning dance party."

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Terrence Jeffords, are you kidding me?

"Terrence Jeffords, are you kidding me?"

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Changed my relationship status to "it's complicated."

"Changed my relationship status to "it's complicated.""

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Hey, baby.

"Hey, baby."

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No! No, no, no. It was a mistake.

"No! No, no, no. It was a mistake."

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Guess who just got murdered!

"Guess who just got murdered!"

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She had it installed at that height so she'd,

"She had it installed at that height so she'd,"

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Sir, with all due respect, this is an epic case.

"Sir, with all due respect, this is an epic case."

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It's called a chopper, and the knife is in my mouth

"It's called a chopper, and the knife is in my mouth"

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And that's how it's going down.

"And that's how it's going down."

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Okay, reminder, tomorrow we are hosting

"Okay, reminder, tomorrow we are hosting"

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My girls are on the wait list for their preschool

"My girls are on the wait list for their preschool"

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"most likely to befriend a school administrator."

""most likely to befriend a school administrator.""

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Preteens are my people.

"Preteens are my people."

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They are gonna have an amazing time.

"They are gonna have an amazing time."

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Thanks, guys. That's great.

"Thanks, guys. That's great."

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That's a boudoir photo I'm having framed for my wife.

"That's a boudoir photo I'm having framed for my wife."

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That's me underneath the mask.

"That's me underneath the mask."

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Oh, God!

"Oh, God!"

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You did it before I showed up?

"You did it before I showed up?"

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No, no, no. We can't let that happen.

"No, no, no. We can't let that happen."

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Sir, we have to do something.

"Sir, we have to do something."

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Fine. I'll seduce her.

"Fine. I'll seduce her."

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No. No. That's not what I meant.

"No. No. That's not what I meant."

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Tell me you got that zinger.

"Tell me you got that zinger."

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are impressive to a school admissions officer.

"are impressive to a school admissions officer."

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They can count to 20 in English and Mandarin.

"They can count to 20 in English and Mandarin."

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Let me guess.

"Let me guess."

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How did you know?

"How did you know?"

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Hello, Raymond.

"Hello, Raymond."

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without a broom under you.

"without a broom under you."

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No, it's actually the opposite.

"No, it's actually the opposite."

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and solving this murder could lead us to the money.

"and solving this murder could lead us to the money."

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It's probably not even good anymore.

"It's probably not even good anymore."

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This is a very important case, Raymond,

"This is a very important case, Raymond,"

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to me, and to the city of New York.

"to me, and to the city of New York."

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I'm not sure the Nine-Nine has the resources

"I'm not sure the Nine-Nine has the resources"

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What?

"What?"

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Unless he's innocent...

"Unless he's innocent..."

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Either way, this case is gonna be awesome.

"Either way, this case is gonna be awesome."

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You know how to fly a chopper?

"You know how to fly a chopper?"

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It's just a big fan that goes in the sky.

"It's just a big fan that goes in the sky."

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She let us keep this case because she wants us to fail.

"She let us keep this case because she wants us to fail."

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time and resources turning this investigation

"time and resources turning this investigation"

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Oh, you know it's John McClane.

"Oh, you know it's John McClane."

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I've made my decision. End of discussion.

"I've made my decision. End of discussion."

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I signed out that drug dealer's Lamborghini from the impound.

"I signed out that drug dealer's Lamborghini from the impound."

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Oh, great job, kids.

"Oh, great job, kids."

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I stocked their fridge and cleaned up after them.

"I stocked their fridge and cleaned up after them."

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I am terrible with kids.

"I am terrible with kids."

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as a function of demographics and time?

"as a function of demographics and time?"

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Bludsoe lives at the end of his hall.

"Bludsoe lives at the end of his hall."

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Hmm... I would have preferred an abandoned lighthouse

"Hmm... I would have preferred an abandoned lighthouse"

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or a dilapidated barn, but I can embellish in my memoirs.

"or a dilapidated barn, but I can embellish in my memoirs."

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What are you gonna call it?

"What are you gonna call it?"

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No, yours is much better.

"No, yours is much better."

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"Case Closed, Jake Open."

""Case Closed, Jake Open.""

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- Or something. - Like what?

"- Or something. - Like what?"

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I don't know... I just thought it would help the intrigue.

"I don't know... I just thought it would help the intrigue."

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Come on, how many people have to get killed

"Come on, how many people have to get killed"

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Cagney is the intellectual one,

"Cagney is the intellectual one,"

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have an amazing experience here today.

"have an amazing experience here today."

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I'm so sorry... I tired to be myself and they hated it.

"I'm so sorry... I tired to be myself and they hated it."

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The McKenzie/Kelsey S. Beef is squashed,

"The McKenzie/Kelsey S. Beef is squashed,"

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- Dr. Susman... - Good-bye, Sergeant Jeffords.

"- Dr. Susman... - Good-bye, Sergeant Jeffords."

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I have a job bussing tables there.

"I have a job bussing tables there."

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of the Fulton Street Four.

"of the Fulton Street Four."

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And what's in the safe?

"And what's in the safe?"

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The $21 million.

"The $21 million."

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Okay, they're gonna have to raid the place without us.

"Okay, they're gonna have to raid the place without us."

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It'll take us two hours to get up there.

"It'll take us two hours to get up there."

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but a helicopter is exactly the kind

"but a helicopter is exactly the kind"

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of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use

"of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use"

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It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting.

"It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting."

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Your impression was better.

"Your impression was better."

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This is awesome!

"This is awesome!"

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my call sign will be Death Blade.

"my call sign will be Death Blade."

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If we don't get D'Angelo, my career is over.

"If we don't get D'Angelo, my career is over."

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But if we do catch him, your career will really take off.

"But if we do catch him, your career will really take off."

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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Nancy, if I may...

"Nancy, if I may..."

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I was gonna go with yucky...

"I was gonna go with yucky..."

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But these kids had fun today.

"But these kids had fun today."

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It's used to look for blood in a crime scene.

"It's used to look for blood in a crime scene."

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the iron in blood makes the chemical glow.

"the iron in blood makes the chemical glow."

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And, Bobby, what's enucleation?

"And, Bobby, what's enucleation?"

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this is exactly the kind of educational experience

"this is exactly the kind of educational experience"

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Wow, that's actually impressive.

"Wow, that's actually impressive."

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Good thing we got here in time.

"Good thing we got here in time."

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It's classified.

"It's classified."

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Actually, it was the 350B2.

"Actually, it was the 350B2."

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No, don't give him the "nice."

"No, don't give him the "nice.""

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I'll bet you at least one dove takes flight in slo-mo.

"I'll bet you at least one dove takes flight in slo-mo."

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Okay, tell your men if they find the money first,

"Okay, tell your men if they find the money first,"

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that I get to riffle it next to my ear and go,

"that I get to riffle it next to my ear and go,"

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- Already told them, Jake. - Love you, bud.

"- Already told them, Jake. - Love you, bud."

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I can feel it.

"I can feel it."

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He is. He's dead.

"He is. He's dead."

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Damn it! Bludsoe played us.

"Damn it! Bludsoe played us."

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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Bad news... Bludsoe escaped from the hospital

"Bad news... Bludsoe escaped from the hospital"

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The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.

"The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still."

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- You're so brave. - Thanks.

"- You're so brave. - Thanks."

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What you thinking about?

"What you thinking about?"

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who stole $21 million,

"who stole $21 million,"

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take a minimum wage job?

"take a minimum wage job?"

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Maybe we should take the chopper.

"Maybe we should take the chopper."

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Hey, Cagney and Lacey got off the wait list.

"Hey, Cagney and Lacey got off the wait list."

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Yeah, everyone should listen to me

"Yeah, everyone should listen to me"

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knowing what I know now.

"knowing what I know now."

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I'd be so cool.

"I'd be so cool."

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And update some book reports.

"And update some book reports."

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Oh, un, Gina, Dr. Susman said

"Oh, un, Gina, Dr. Susman said"

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