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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Chopper (S02E02)

I'm royalty.

"I'm royalty."

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Sorry, I thought it looked cool.

"Sorry, I thought it looked cool."

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Hey, over here, over here.

"Hey, over here, over here."

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This rules.

"This rules."

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Wait... Why would you say that?

"Wait... Why would you say that?"

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I was looking for an excuse to promote you to a desk job,

"I was looking for an excuse to promote you to a desk job,"

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I'm making you head of NYPD Public Relations.

"I'm making you head of NYPD Public Relations."

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Go ahead. Smile for the cameras, Raymond.

"Go ahead. Smile for the cameras, Raymond."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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with our arms crossed and a cocky smirk.

"with our arms crossed and a cocky smirk."

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Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh."

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all the time when we were smooshin' booties.

"all the time when we were smooshin' booties."

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- Ugh. - Yeah.

"- Ugh. - Yeah."

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Hey, girl...

"Hey, girl..."

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Oh, my God, did you hear that George W. Bush died?

"Oh, my God, did you hear that George W. Bush died?"

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Who dat?

"Who dat?"

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Ooh.

"Ooh."

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Oh, I don't know about that.

"Oh, I don't know about that."

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Pony up, y'all!

"Pony up, y'all!"

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Whoo!

"Whoo!"

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It's my wife.

"It's my wife."

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My thumb slipped and... I have to go home.

"My thumb slipped and... I have to go home."

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That's right... it's Carl Mather.

"That's right... it's Carl Mather."

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Guys, Carl Mather? Did 25 years in Attica...

"Guys, Carl Mather? Did 25 years in Attica..."

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Sor... sorry.

"Sor... sorry."

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Will do.

"Will do."

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Mather is part of the Fulton Street Four.

"Mather is part of the Fulton Street Four."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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They stole $21 million from an armored car depot.

"They stole $21 million from an armored car depot."

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Feds caught them but they never found the money.

"Feds caught them but they never found the money."

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- Until now. - You found $21 million?

"- Until now. - You found $21 million?"

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Oh, God no. Not yet.

"Oh, God no. Not yet."

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I'm sorry. But I'm going to.

"I'm sorry. But I'm going to."

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Over the past six months,

"Over the past six months,"

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all four of these guys have been released,

"all four of these guys have been released,"

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and now one of them shows up dead.

"and now one of them shows up dead."

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and they're willing to kill for it.

"and they're willing to kill for it."

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You don't know that Mather's death

"You don't know that Mather's death"

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is connected to the money yet.

"is connected to the money yet."

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Don't turn this into something bigger than it is,

"Don't turn this into something bigger than it is,"

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not with Madeline Wuntch watching us at all times.

"not with Madeline Wuntch watching us at all times."

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Ew. When'd they put that in?

"Ew. When'd they put that in?"

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I quote, "always be looking down at me," unquote.

"I quote, "always be looking down at me," unquote."

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It's the reason I became a cop.

"It's the reason I became a cop."

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I mean, hunting down a murderer,

"I mean, hunting down a murderer,"

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recovering millions in stolen money,

"recovering millions in stolen money,"

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rappelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth.

"rappelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth."

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Why would you jump out of a helicopter

"Why would you jump out of a helicopter"

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because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns.

"because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns."

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a field trip for the Brooklyn Park Magnet School.

"a field trip for the Brooklyn Park Magnet School."

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Sorry, Sarge, I can't be around magnets.

"Sorry, Sarge, I can't be around magnets."

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Pacemaker.

"Pacemaker."

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I'm actually not gonna correct you on that.

"I'm actually not gonna correct you on that."

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and it's twice as tough to get in with twins.

"and it's twice as tough to get in with twins."

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Why don't you just get one of them in

"Why don't you just get one of them in"

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and then let them take turns going to school every other day?

"and then let them take turns going to school every other day?"

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Diaz, that's crazy.

"Diaz, that's crazy."

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I asked my wife and she said no.

"I asked my wife and she said no."

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This field trip has to go well.

"This field trip has to go well."

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This is my chance to impress the principal.

"This is my chance to impress the principal."

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Sarge, you're in luck.

"Sarge, you're in luck."

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I went to a magnet school where I was voted

"I went to a magnet school where I was voted"

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Oh, Amy.

"Oh, Amy."

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I speak their language.

"I speak their language."

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If you want, I can show them some of the cool stuff

"If you want, I can show them some of the cool stuff"

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we have in the evidence locker.

"we have in the evidence locker."

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I'm pretty sure there's a bag of hands in there.

"I'm pretty sure there's a bag of hands in there."

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Whoa! No. No.

"Whoa! No. No."

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We got to make this place kid-friendly.

"We got to make this place kid-friendly."

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No crime scene photos lying about.

"No crime scene photos lying about."

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That's not a crime scene.

"That's not a crime scene."

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Ah, hello, Captain.

"Ah, hello, Captain."

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Another one of the Fulton Street Four

"Another one of the Fulton Street Four"

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was murdered here this morning.

"was murdered here this morning."

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Huh, I'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately.

"Huh, I'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately."

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Yeah, that is exactly correct.

"Yeah, that is exactly correct."

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So two of these guys murdered in the past two days?

"So two of these guys murdered in the past two days?"

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It has to be tied to the missing money.

"It has to be tied to the missing money."

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Admit I was right.

"Admit I was right."

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Circumstances do suggest a connection.

"Circumstances do suggest a connection."

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Admit it with more gusto.

"Admit it with more gusto."

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- You were right. - Yes! Did you get it, Boyle?

"- You were right. - Yes! Did you get it, Boyle?"

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but I look super proud of you.

"but I look super proud of you."

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Unfortunately, because this case has turned out to be important,

"Unfortunately, because this case has turned out to be important,"

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that she-skunk Madeline Wuntch

"that she-skunk Madeline Wuntch"

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has her hindquarters pointed right at it.

"has her hindquarters pointed right at it."

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She wants to see us in her office,

"She wants to see us in her office,"

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no doubt to give the case to Major Crimes.

"no doubt to give the case to Major Crimes."

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I'll just put on my bike shorts

"I'll just put on my bike shorts"

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and give her a glimpse of the quad cities.

"and give her a glimpse of the quad cities."

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I meant we have to fight her.

"I meant we have to fight her."

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We're not gonna fight her. She's the devil.

"We're not gonna fight her. She's the devil."

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And you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned.

"And you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned."

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Also, because in Madeline's case,

"Also, because in Madeline's case,"

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If she wants the case, it's hers.

"If she wants the case, it's hers."

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For the record, you're turning this murder scene

"For the record, you're turning this murder scene"

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into a real bummer-scape.

"into a real bummer-scape."

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Oh, the camera was in selfie mode again,

"Oh, the camera was in selfie mode again,"

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but I was really laughing hard.

"but I was really laughing hard."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Okay, kids, this is where my detective squad solves crimes.

"Okay, kids, this is where my detective squad solves crimes."

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- Wow. - This is my desk.

"- Wow. - This is my desk."

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You can tell by the framed 200-piece puzzle

"You can tell by the framed 200-piece puzzle"

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Is it? I wouldn't know what milestones

"Is it? I wouldn't know what milestones"

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Hi. Detective Santiago, magnet school alumna.

"Hi. Detective Santiago, magnet school alumna."

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Well, I appreciate that you used

"Well, I appreciate that you used"

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the proper declension of alumnus.

"the proper declension of alumnus."

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but I say it's just taking a long nap.

"but I say it's just taking a long nap."

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Okay, you two are obviously the alphas.

"Okay, you two are obviously the alphas."

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You're dating the blond kid and you like Filipino Bieber

"You're dating the blond kid and you like Filipino Bieber"

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but you're worried he's still into

"but you're worried he's still into"

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I know so much.

"I know so much."

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Hi, I'm Gina.

"Hi, I'm Gina."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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How do you like my new office? 20th floor.

"How do you like my new office? 20th floor."

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Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high

"Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high"

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Enough niceties. Have a seat.

"Enough niceties. Have a seat."

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I could stay in these bad boys all day.

"I could stay in these bad boys all day."

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So two members of the Fulton Street Four

"So two members of the Fulton Street Four"

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have been murdered... sounds like a big case.

"have been murdered... sounds like a big case."

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