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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken at the Concert (S01E01)

"I'm gonna take Molly and her friends."
Dr. Ken
"I've been looking to do more stuff with her,"
Dr. Ken
"and this is stuff!"
Dr. Ken
"Damn, Gina!"
Dr. Ken
"Damona. I got you a chai latte."
Dr. Ken
"Don't worry about it."
Dr. Ken
"So, I know it's not going great for Carlos,"
Dr. Ken
"but how are things with you and Pat?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"At first, it was exciting,"
Dr. Ken
"but now it feels like the wind has kind of died"
Dr. Ken
"and the anchor is dragging"
Dr. Ken
"and I think I've been spending too much time on his damn boat."
Dr. Ken
"I got to end this."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Here's what you do."
Dr. Ken
"Give him a reason to break up with you."
Dr. Ken
"and then subtly hint"
Dr. Ken
"that you are the police's number-one suspect."
Dr. Ken
"Or... you could just rip the band-aid off"
Dr. Ken
"and end it for good."
Dr. Ken
"That's what Topher and I do every time we break up."
Dr. Ken
"- Yeah, I think you're right. - Okay."
Dr. Ken
"They all believe I killed my grandmother,"
Dr. Ken
"and they all dumped me because of it."
Dr. Ken
"So... who is the relationship expert now?"
Dr. Ken
"Girls, boom."
Dr. Ken
"Well, the race for Father of the Year"
Dr. Ken
"is heating up,"
Dr. Ken
"and I'm the early favorite to bring home a daddy."
Dr. Ken
"You know, that's what they would call it"
Dr. Ken
"if they had an award show."
Dr. Ken
"Anyone mind if I take another run at this?"
Dr. Ken
"Thank you. Okay. Great."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Mol. Guess what?"
Dr. Ken
"Tomorrow afternoon, you're gonna see Emblem3!"
Dr. Ken
"What?!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"That's right."
Dr. Ken
"I'm taking you and your besties"
Dr. Ken
"to see what Tiger Beat and I call"
Dr. Ken
""California's most kissable band.""
Dr. Ken
"Wait. You're taking me?"
Dr. Ken
"It's gonna be stupid."
Dr. Ken
"Our squad?"
Dr. Ken
"Mom, can't you take us?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm taking Dave to a birthday party."
Dr. Ken
"Legit or entire class?"
Dr. Ken
"Does it matter? Let's just savor the victory."
Dr. Ken
"Beggars can't be choosers."
Dr. Ken
"I'm trying to have a conversation."
Dr. Ken
"Keaton just Insta'd himself with his shirt off."
Dr. Ken
"I am dead."
Dr. Ken
"No way. Screen shot and text it to me."
Dr. Ken
"Basic."
Dr. Ken
"Lol!"
Dr. Ken
"He means L-O-L."
Dr. Ken
"Um, so, have you seen Emblem's new video?"
Dr. Ken
"Yes. Oh, my God. It's so great."
Dr. Ken
"Um, like 100 times."
Dr. Ken
"Am I wrong or does Wesley have, like, a Gosling quality?"
Dr. Ken
"Just put on Emblem3."
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"Why would you want to listen to a band we're about to see?"
Dr. Ken
"It's gonna ruin the magic."
Dr. Ken
"If you order steak for your entrée,"
Dr. Ken
"would you also order steak for your appetizer?"
Dr. Ken
"I wouldn't know. I'm a pescatarian."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, so fish are just garbage animals"
Dr. Ken
"Come on, Tammy. Let's be honest with ourselves."
Dr. Ken
"those pressed juices I got at the juicery"
Dr. Ken
"where all the cool, healthy teens hang out?"
Dr. Ken
"Ohmga!"
Dr. Ken
"He means O-M-G."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no! What happened?"
Dr. Ken
"Dave was chasing a butterfly at a birthday party,"
Dr. Ken
"and he stepped on a rusty nail."
Dr. Ken
"It wouldn't have gone through my shoe"
Dr. Ken
"if you'd let me wear the wedges."
Dr. Ken
"Ken's at a concert"
Dr. Ken
"and the emergency room is always packed,"
Dr. Ken
"so I brought him here."
Dr. Ken
"Good thinking."
Dr. Ken
"That's a very important Park."
Dr. Ken
"Ken would have loved that,"
Dr. Ken
"not because it's funny but because it's all about him."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, sir. Let's get you cleaned up."
Dr. Ken
"So, hey, does your dad ever talk about me at home?"
Dr. Ken
"- Nope. - Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Here's the deal."
Dr. Ken
"I know Dave needs a tetanus booster,"
Dr. Ken
"but he's deathly afraid of needles."
Dr. Ken
"I was one."
Dr. Ken
"That's what I tell them. They love it."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, just one more thing. Have you had your tetanus shot?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. Why?"
Dr. Ken
"He will bite if he feels cornered."
Dr. Ken
"If you don't believe me, ask our neighbor's dog."
Dr. Ken
"He knows."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, okay."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna get us some snacks, so stay in your seats."
Dr. Ken
"I don't want you getting into trouble."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, of course, YOLO and everything,"
Dr. Ken
"but stay aware of your surroundings"
Dr. Ken
"because, again, YOLO."
Dr. Ken
"I'll go with you."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, you will. My girl. YOLO!"
Dr. Ken
"Dad, if your behavior doesn't change,"
Dr. Ken
"you are no longer my father."
Dr. Ken
"Wow. Cold as ice."
Dr. Ken
"But hanging with our squad is my jam."
Dr. Ken
"- Geez. Anything else? - Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Here's a list of other things you need to never do again."
Dr. Ken
"no asking questions about boyfriends."
Dr. Ken
"No interacting?""
Dr. Ken
"Why don't I just go wait in the car?"
Dr. Ken
""Go wait in the car." Oh, okay."
Dr. Ken
"I'll text you during the encore"
Dr. Ken
"so you can put the seat warmers on."
Dr. Ken
"Make sure you turn Tammy's on high."
Dr. Ken
"First concert with your daughter?"
Dr. Ken
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