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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken at the Concert (S01E01)

"How could you tell?"
Dr. Ken
"We overheard her giving you the list."
Dr. Ken
"We've all gotten the list."
Dr. Ken
"My daughter laminated mine."
Dr. Ken
"My daughter made mine the wallpaper on my iPhone."
Dr. Ken
"But you don't have to stand here and take it."
Dr. Ken
"Hells, yeah!"
Dr. Ken
"Who needs my self-absorbed she-devil of a daughter"
Dr. Ken
"when I could be absorbing some of that sauvy-b?"
Dr. Ken
""My jam." What a fresh expression."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, Damona. My professional co-worker."
Dr. Ken
"Hang on."
Dr. Ken
"Pat, listen."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. I think I know where you're headed with this."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that is such a relief."
Dr. Ken
"- We need to take a break... - Exactly."
Dr. Ken
"from this place, and maybe head up north"
Dr. Ken
"to wine country for a romantic weekend..."
Dr. Ken
"A B&B, air or regular."
Dr. Ken
"It's up to you."
Dr. Ken
"Pat here's the thing..."
Dr. Ken
"my grandmother just died,"
Dr. Ken
"and I'm the police's number-one suspect."
Dr. Ken
"Not a big deal."
Dr. Ken
"I can provide you with an airtight alibi."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, I get being scared of shots."
Dr. Ken
"I know a lot about kids. I was one."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Look, this will just feel"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I got stung once."
Dr. Ken
"See? Not so bad, right?"
Dr. Ken
"I was allergic, and my throat closed up."
Dr. Ken
"It was the most painful"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Ex-nay on the eesting-bay."
Dr. Ken
"I speak pig Latin."
Dr. Ken
"A meeting of the minds."
Dr. Ken
"Fine."
Dr. Ken
"Can I get a glass of water first?"
Dr. Ken
"Sure, kiddo."
Dr. Ken
"thanks to Dr. Julie Dobbs, child whisperer."
Dr. Ken
"What are you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"No one's jamming a needle in me!"
Dr. Ken
"See you on the flip side, fools!"
Dr. Ken
"He's not supposed to use that type of language."
Dr. Ken
"See? Isn't this so much more fun"
Dr. Ken
"than being shunned by your daughter?"
Dr. Ken
"- Ugh. - Oh, completely."
Dr. Ken
"and it never went away."
Dr. Ken
"That's nothing."
Dr. Ken
"Amy stopped calling me "Mom" and started calling me "Sheryl.""
Dr. Ken
"My name is Lynda."
Dr. Ken
"Well, on the bright side, they'll be off to college soon,"
Dr. Ken
"and we can turn their rooms into home gyms."
Dr. Ken
"Because she wrecked our marriage."
Dr. Ken
"All I know is"
Dr. Ken
"it's gotten a lot easier with Amy"
Dr. Ken
"since I've given up."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, wait. You've given up?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, God. Yeah. We all have."
Dr. Ken
"More wine?"
Dr. Ken
"Come on. They're teenagers."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, no. I know I'm hilarious, but I'm being serious."
Dr. Ken
"She's going through a phase."
Dr. Ken
"A phase? Adorable!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, face it, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"In their eyes, we're just chauffeurs, maids,"
Dr. Ken
"and ATMs."
Dr. Ken
"- Amen. - Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, you know what?"
Dr. Ken
"You guys may have given up, but that's not gonna be me."
Dr. Ken
"Because I love my daughter, and I'm gonna go be with her."
Dr. Ken
"And there is nothing that's gonna stand in the way"
Dr. Ken
"of us always having a lifetime bond."
Dr. Ken
"Little Gouda for the road."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, come out."
Dr. Ken
"There's... pizza."
Dr. Ken
"Please, Mother."
Dr. Ken
"Pizza is the last thing you should lie about."
Dr. Ken
"I have the nose of an Italian bloodhound."
Dr. Ken
"He does."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. I've got this."
Dr. Ken
"I know kids. I was one."
Dr. Ken
"He was a kid."
Dr. Ken
"I will pay you..."
Dr. Ken
"$51 to open this door."
Dr. Ken
"No, thanks. Mo' money, mo' problems."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Wishing on a star for your direction ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Thinking of a new and different life ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ 'Cause, babe, I know this world... ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Molly! Listen to me!"
Dr. Ken
"I definitely don't want to turn your room into a gym."
Dr. Ken
"I don't even work out."
Dr. Ken
"You didn't eat any food from a stranger, did you?"
Dr. Ken
"Just some cheese."
Dr. Ken
"That's it, Molly!"
Dr. Ken
"Don't throw us away!"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Look at the sky when you're alone every night ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ I'll leave my light so you can see your way home ♪"
Dr. Ken
"I am trying to watch a concert with my friends!"
Dr. Ken
"Just leave me alone!"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Wishing on a star for your direction ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Dave still in there? Where's his mama?"
Dr. Ken
"She went to get Juan-Julio."
Dr. Ken
"He has the master key."
Dr. Ken
"So you can't hide in there much longer!"
Dr. Ken
"I wish I had a hiding place of my own."
Dr. Ken
"- Still avoiding Pat? - No."
Dr. Ken
"I tried to break up with him, but before I could get it out,"
Dr. Ken
"he asked me away for the weekend."
Dr. Ken
"that he can't take a hint"
Dr. Ken
"or that he thinks that I'd like a bed and breakfast."
Dr. Ken
"I don't want some creepy-ass old people"
Dr. Ken
"watching me sign a guest book."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Have no fear. Juan-Julio is aquí."
Dr. Ken
"Dave, honey."
Dr. Ken
"I know you're scared,"
Dr. Ken
"I'll take him down. You give him the shot."
Dr. Ken
"So, this red key goes to Mr. Pat's office,"
Dr. Ken
"And this green key goes to Mr. Dr. Ken's office,"
Dr. Ken
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