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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken at the Concert (S01E01)

"Man, it's like she doesn't even acknowledge that I exist."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"I used to take her shopping at Forever 21,"
Dr. Ken
"but now she never wants to go with me."
Dr. Ken
"I don't blame her."
Dr. Ken
"Or I could just double down on Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Yo!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm lonely. You know this."
Dr. Ken
"- So, how much? - $50 each."
Dr. Ken
"Ah. This says, "Carlos.""
Dr. Ken
"Three reasons why my is better..."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, totally."
Dr. Ken
"Me, you, and our entire squad."
Dr. Ken
"No, they cannot."
Dr. Ken
"Tammy. Guess what."
Dr. Ken
"We're gonna go see Emblem3!"
Dr. Ken
"Dad, please!"
Dr. Ken
"Did you see his girlfriend?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, who's ready to crack open"
Dr. Ken
"'Cause that place is my jam."
Dr. Ken
"Around these parts, you will always be a V.I.P."
Dr. Ken
""No using terms like 'YOLO.'"
Dr. Ken
"Scroll down."
Dr. Ken
"Her butt runs cold."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. I don't know how to change it."
Dr. Ken
"A parents' lounge?!"
Dr. Ken
"That's my jam!"
Dr. Ken
"M'lady."
Dr. Ken
"like a minor bee sting."
Dr. Ken
"We are a go for the shot,"
Dr. Ken
"Dave?"
Dr. Ken
"This isn't Gouda. This is great-a."
Dr. Ken
"And that was three years ago."
Dr. Ken
"We're turning Kara's into an extra bedroom."
Dr. Ken
"No, wait. It's just temporary, right?"
Dr. Ken
"Dave, this is Clark."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Caught up in those pretty city lights ♪"
Dr. Ken
"I'm naturally toned. It's crazy."
Dr. Ken
"You're not making any sense."
Dr. Ken
"What I'm trying to say is I'm not gonna..."
Dr. Ken
"♪ All I ask is you don't throw us away ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Dad!"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Thinking of a new and different life ♪"
Dr. Ken
"but everything's gonna be okay."
Dr. Ken
"There's gonna be tears, but nobody goes soft."
Dr. Ken
"'cause it's the color of El Diablo."
Dr. Ken
"Which one opens the exam room?"
Dr. Ken
"You're Ken's kid, right?"
Dr. Ken
"Where's your dad?"
Dr. Ken
"Molly! I'm never gonna give up."
Dr. Ken
"That's so sweet."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'm waiting for the D.A. to call me about my grandmother,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and that one time on Ken's desk."
Dr. Ken
"Our fling has flung."
Dr. Ken
"A very expensive band-aid,"
Dr. Ken
"You're a really good guy, Pat."
Dr. Ken
"And Ken's chair."
Dr. Ken
"Right."
Dr. Ken
"No, this is for me."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, okay."
Dr. Ken
"So, how was it?"
Dr. Ken
"Also tased me."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Dave. Spoke to Clark."
Dr. Ken
"H-M-O."
Dr. Ken
"We're doing a fro-yo and blow."
Dr. Ken
"Hey."
Dr. Ken
"Dave got invited to a birthday party."
Dr. Ken
"Legit or entire class?"
Dr. Ken
"Does it matter?"
Dr. Ken
"No, it does not. Hmm."
Dr. Ken
"Let's savor the victory."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I need to be picked up at 3:00 sharp today."
Dr. Ken
"And bring a snack,"
Dr. Ken
"'cause you'll be driving me to yoga and waiting in the car,"
Dr. Ken
"and I know you get grumpy when you don't eat,"
Dr. Ken
"and that'll harsh my zen."
Dr. Ken
"- Thanks, Mom. Bye. - Yoga, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Maybe I should try that. I've been so stressed out."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Molly! Have a great day!"
Dr. Ken
"What's that, sweet pea?"
Dr. Ken
"Okay! I'll have a great day, too."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, a hug? You got it! Get over here!"
Dr. Ken
"She used to be all about me."
Dr. Ken
"Remember when she was a baby?"
Dr. Ken
"We used to hear her on the monitor saying, "Dada. Dada.""
Dr. Ken
"And then you would wake me up and make me go in?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I'm sorry, Al."
Dr. Ken
"I guess I should have breastfed her."
Dr. Ken
"I just miss how close we used to be."
Dr. Ken
"It's just a phase. She's a teenager."
Dr. Ken
"Her brain's telling her to only think about herself."
Dr. Ken
"So, she gets to pretend I don't exist,"
Dr. Ken
"and I just have to deal with it?"
Dr. Ken
"That doesn't sound very me."
Dr. Ken
"Well, why don't you try and do more things with her?"
Dr. Ken
"It's hard."
Dr. Ken
"When she was, like, 13,"
Dr. Ken
"Nobody wants to spend four hours watching you try on overalls."
Dr. Ken
"Look, if it really bugs you,"
Dr. Ken
"you could make more of an effort."
Dr. Ken
"Can boys wear wedges?"
Dr. Ken
"I thought it'd be cool"
Dr. Ken
"if I showed up to the party taller."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, I'll figure something out with Molly."
Dr. Ken
"- 'Sup? - Holla."
Dr. Ken
"What it do."
Dr. Ken
"some tickets to a boy-band concert tomorrow"
Dr. Ken
"'cause her daughter called her a bitch."
Dr. Ken
"So, you guys heard of a group called Emblem3?"
Dr. Ken
"E3?!"
Dr. Ken
"I remember when they were first on "The X Factor.""
Dr. Ken
"You got to get in here and see this now!""
Dr. Ken
"E3 is the best."
Dr. Ken
"Wesley and Keaton and Drew are amazing."
Dr. Ken
"And, fun fan fact,"
Dr. Ken
"Drew's favorite color is glitter."
Dr. Ken
"What?"
Dr. Ken
"Who wants the tickets?"
Dr. Ken
"Ooh! Ooh! Me!"
Dr. Ken
"Ha! Seniority! In your face!"
Dr. Ken
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