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Clips from The Simpsons - Some Enchanted Evening (S01E01)

"Phone call for Al, Al Coholic!"
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"Is there an Al Coholic here?"
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"If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya!"
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"Is everything okay? Usually you have a quick one,"
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"some peanuts, beef jerky, pickled eggs, and you're outta here."
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"- Homer. - What?"
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"- Marge is right. You are a pig. You can ask anyone in this bar. - What?"
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"Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town."
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"Candles, table cloth, the whole nine yards."
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"Gee, a romantic evening. Nah, she's too smart to fall for that."
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"the two of you are going to check into the fanciest motel in town..."
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"Wow, a quarter past 6:00."
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"- What's keeping Dad? - Yeah, who'd possibly be late on meatloaf night?"
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"Uh, I'd like some flowers."
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"- What kind of flowers? - You know, pretty ones, not dead."
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"Aaah!"
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"Your husband sees you as nothing, as nothing."
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"Marge, I, uh-- love you."
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"No, that's not good."
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"Marge, honey, I love you."
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"Oh. Um--"
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"Marge, I love ya, baby."
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"Marge, sweetie,"hooney," honey--"
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"Ah, this'll never work."
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"- I love you, Marjorie. - Oh, Homer."
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"Mmmwha!"
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"- Moe's Tavern. - Is Oliver there?"
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"Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff!"
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"And I made reservations at the Chez Paree."
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"But, Homer, it's so expensive."
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"It matters not, mon frere. And after desserts,"
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"we'll adjourn to our second-floor room at the Offramp Inn."
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"- Oops. - Not to worry."
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"- Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baby-sitting Service. - This is Marge Simpson."
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"Lady, you've gotta be kidding!"
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"Hello. This is Mr. S-Sampson."
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"- No, I said Sampson, not Simpson. - Thank God!"
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"- Especially that big-ape father. - Doh!"
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"Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours,"
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"Mom, you look so glamorous."
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"Well, tonight is a very special night."
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"Your father is taking me out for dinner and dancing."
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"- Dad dances? - Like an angel."
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"Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba"
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"Son, there's not a woman alive..."
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"who can resist a man who knows how to mambo."
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"- Out! - What a grump."
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"Hm. Hm."
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"I think you're right, dumplin'. Bart! Get the door!"
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"Aye, aye, mambo man."
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"Oof!"
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"- Ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-ba ba-ba, ba, ba - You must be the baby-sitter."
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"You'll have to put Maggie to bed now, but Bart and Lisa can stay up for another hour."
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"Oh, the Elves! The Elves!"
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"Bye, kids! Watch out for the boy."
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"Come, children. Let's go watch The Happy Little Elves."
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"- Maybe we can watch some real TV. - We're gonna watch the tape."
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"Mom lets us watch what ever we want."
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"I said you're gonna watch this tape."
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"And I don't know what that is, because everybody has always done what I say."
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"- Why don't you pick one that's a little more frisky, sir. - Why?"
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"it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster."
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"Excellent choice, sir. May I lead you to your table?"
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"And I'll be seeing you later."
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"They find Captain Kook's treasure."
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"Oh, no! Bart! We'll have nightmares!"
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"The Cue Ball Killer should be considered extremely armed and dangerous."
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"Homer, you look just like a little boy."
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"- More champagne? - Mmm."
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"Whoops. Time for a fill-up."
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"while the bandit roamed through the house at will,"
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"across the continental United States."
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"In a moment, we will show you a picture of the real Baby-sitter Bandit,"
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"Miss Lucille Botzcowski."
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"And should be considered armed and dangerous!"
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"Don't forget to tell me when you see the Offramp."
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"Time to brush your teeth, wash your face..."
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"Finally!"
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"I'm calling to report the Baby-sitter Bandit! She's in our house right--"
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"Okay, but watch out. Don't slam my head like last time."
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"Sheesh! Eleven years ago, and you've never forgotten it!"
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"- Don't muss my hair! - Ohh! Oh! Oh!"
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"Or should I say Miss Botzcowski?"
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"- You're the Baby-sitter Bandit. - You're a smart, young man, Bart."
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"you guys can watch the rest of your favorite videocassette."
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"Quiet, Bart! Let's make the best of this."
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"Oh! Your blue thing with the things?"
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"Lotta junk."
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"Soileds."
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"Stupid Sampsons."
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"Maggie! Maggie!"
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"Maggie,"
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"Okay, but you have to untie me first."
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"Oh, Homer!"
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"Maggie, where are you?"
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"Heh, heh, heh."
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"Homer, would it spoil the mood if I called home,"
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"you know, just to check on the kids?"
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"- So? -So I'm worried. I think we should go home."
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"All right."
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"Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?"
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"We caught her! We caught the Baby-sitter Bandit! She's tied up at our house."
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"Miss Botz!"
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"Good Lord!"
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"What have those little hellions done now?"
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"Please turn off the TV."
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"I can't tell you how chagrined we are about all of this."
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"Just so there's no hard feelings, here's double your pay."
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"Don't turn your back on that boy for a second."
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"This way to the scene of the crime, men! I got her tied up in the den."
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"I don't know what kind of shenanigans you've been pulling this time,"
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"but I just had to untie your baby-sitter and pay her off so that--"
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"Excuse me. Are you saying to the world that you just aided and abetted..."
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"Uh, well, I wouldn't say I aided her. This is on, right?"
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"Because actually it was quite a struggle."
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"But now I know her moves. So, if you're listening to me, lady,"
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"you'd better think long and hard before tying something like this on Homer Simpson again!"
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"The way I see it, if you raise three children..."
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"who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."
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"Yeah."
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