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Clips from The Simpsons - Some Enchanted Evening (S01E01)

"- Now, just a darn-- - Aah!"
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"She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage."
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"- Oh. Okay. Well, thank you. - No, no, no, don't hang up."
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"Hey, Barney, am I a pig?"
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"Except for one difference."
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"If he doesn't start loving, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him."
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"- Who? - Oliver Klozoff."
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"The Simpsons."
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"All right! America's Most Armed and Dangerous."
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"stealing the valuable objects it took the family a lifetime to shop for."
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"Hmm."
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"Are you in... here?"
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"- I hope you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut. - He isn't."
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"You're crazy if you think you're gonna get away with this. You can't--"
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"Kidstuff!"
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"I suppose my work here is done. Heh, heh, heh, heh!"
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"- How come all the lights are on? - I don't like the looks of this."
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"Oh!"
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"- You got a domestic situation? - You might say that."
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"- Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba, ba ba, ba, ba-ba - Work that body, Homer."
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"- You don't have a clue, do you, Dad? - Out, boy."
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"All the elves dance around like idiots. I puke. The end."
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"Ho, ho, hoo!"
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"Maggie! Maggie!"
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"Cool your jets, man. We're comin'."
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"Where's your sense of humor?"
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"and not check out until the next morning, if you get my drift."
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"Listen, ya lousy bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I'll cut your belly open."
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"- Bye! - Yea!"
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"- You'll see. - Well, shake a leg, mama."
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"Your husband sees you as nothing."
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"My wife's gonna leave me 'cause she thinks I'm a pig."
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"Smooth as a baby's behind!"
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"Thank you for coming on such short notice."
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"A little predinner entertainment."
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"Homer, wake up! There's no answer at home."
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"1 -800-U-SNITCH.No, U-SQUEAL."
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"And you're gonna do what I say, or I'm gonna do something to you."
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"but I think I'll eat this one right there."
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"Oh."
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"Well, Maggie, it's just you and me again."
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"- Moe's Tavern. - Hello. Is Al there?"
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"Hey, you can level with me."
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"Once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop,"
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"Wait. What about a baby-sitter?"
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"Hmm! Hm, hm."
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"You are not the hot love object you deserve to be,"
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"Mmmwha! Bye, now. Mmmwha! Be good."
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"Barney's a pig. Lary's a pig. We're all pigs."
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"The defenseless youngsters were tied up and gagged in the living room..."
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"You know, Marge, this is just like when we were dating."
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"Relax. This is cinema verite."
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"-Aaah! -Aaah!"
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"went."
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"Ba, ba"
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"Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love."
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"Go ahead. Take 'em all."
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"Bart."
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"Oh, so you got out of your crib."
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh, Homer!"
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"Bart."
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"Whee! This is fun!"
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"- Ask if there's a reward. - Is there a reward?"
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"Now to our own pie in the sky-- Bill Pie in the KBBL trafficcopter."
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"- Hey, doughnuts! - Bart, there's one left, and it's mine."
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"- Aw, Homer! - Aw, Dad!"
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"Marge, it's what I call "harsh reality time.""
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"I'm not done. After dinner,"
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"We have some beautiful long-stem roses."
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"The pig has made you into his mother, his mother."
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"- Hey, Mom. - How 'bout some grub?"
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"I love you too."
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"- Yes. I am Miss Botz. -just don't stand there, boy."
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"They all look so tasty,"
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"Oui, oui. After you."
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"If you think you've seen him, call 1 -800-U-SQUEAL."
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"- 'Cause I'm so care free? - No, because you're wearing a bib."
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"We know who you are, Miss Botz."
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"wanna watch The Happy Little Elves again?"
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"Just a minute, young man!"
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"Run for it!"
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"Oh! Homemade pickled beets."
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"- Help Miss Botz with her suitcases. - I can handle my own luggage."
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"- They're $55 a dozen. - One, please."
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