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Clips from King of the Hill - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story (S05E05)

"BILL: What? What did I miss?"
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"If we move fast, maybe we can still find his pants."
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"Just make sure you videotape my chef programs while I'm in the coma."
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"promise me you'll take care of Connie."
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"Make sure she goes to the prom."
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"It's really important to her."
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"Me and Connie at the prom?"
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"Wow!"
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"I won't let you down."
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"Bobby? Tom Landry Middle School rules."
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"Okay. But did he say whether or not he likes me?"
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"Yeah."
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"They're animals."
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"I saw a gorilla do it on a nature show."
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"Now, go on."
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"Taco Bueno in school?"
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"I was in high school."
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"how did I get this burrito wrapper from Taco Bueno?"
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"BOBBY: That's right."
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"Taco Bueno, in the food court, at the high school."
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"Did you notice what the teacher-student ratio was?"
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"Oh! My mind is just racing with questions."
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"The Colonel's cooking up something tasty for lunch..."
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"in the food court, at the high school."
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"Put me down. My growth is stunted."
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"My kidneys are broken. I'm really a senior."
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"You know, you do look kind of familiar."
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"Didn't we see you at Conklin's party?"
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"Okay. So, what's the deal with all the "No Doubt" posters?"
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"I do."
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"Lefty shut down and I just got him working again."
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"Sucks for you."
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"Well, anyway, we're in the middle of a big radio contest with..."
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"We're in fifth place behind a Catholic girls' school."
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"No Doubt rules."
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"All we've got is some Vegas theme at our dance..."
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"at the hospital."
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"We listen to Pig 106 every morning."
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"Wacky and Steve tell us what to do."
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"Yeah! it's pep-rally time."
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"Yeah. Even junior varsity has them."
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"Okay, settle people. Settle."
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"You're gonna want to hear this one."
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"Canklin I"
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"that Pierce High School lost their liability insurance..."
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"and can't do the Dishwasher of Doom."
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"So, they're out."
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"So that puts us in the top four with 296 points."
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"God, I love this school."
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"Yeah!"
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"Why just relieve yourself when you can reward yourself?"
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"Well, I might be able to conjure up a little something."
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"All right."
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"Dude..."
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"ANTHONY: Let me out. I can't breathe."
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"I taste soap."
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"Rosemary? She moved to Oklahoma."
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"Kidney boy. We call him that because of his bad kidneys."
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"Try any second."
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"I can't stop thinking about Connie."
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"They're not married. Go for it."
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"An estimate does me no good."
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"Pig 106 says Lubbock is getting a point a person..."
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"for cramming kids into a phone booth."
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"A phone booth?"
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"- How are we ever gonna beat that? - Wait."
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"And smells like a phone booth."
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"No Doubt is ours."
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"Please tell me you bought our prom tickets."
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"I've got a situation here, Connie."
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"Lubbock is cramming kids into a phone booth."
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"I'll get the tickets tomorrow."
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"Bobby, they're sold out."
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"The high-school prom?"
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"a little tail."
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"more like a hamster."
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"They can't operate."
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"So, they're dissolving it with Compound W."
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"Oh, that brave little hamster girl."
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"Is that hamster girl?"
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"She's very sensitive."
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"Oh. Because I was gonna tell you that Vivian wants to go to the prom with you."
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"Connie, why don't we try this tux on in the dressing room?"
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"Bobby, why do those guys think I have a tail?"
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"No. it's very romantic."
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"You have a tail. I have bad kidneys."
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"We met on a rainy day at hospital camp."
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"There are people who really have tails."
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"Fine! But I'm going to the high-school prom."
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"What's with hamster girl?"
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"Oh, she can't go to the prom."
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"- Dude! - Dude!"
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"Let's go, kidney boy. Come on. Suck it in."
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"you might go to the prom with me."
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"We're gonna find out--"
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"PRINCIPAL: Hello? WACKY: Yes. Hello."
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"I'd like to order a pizza."
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"She's really hot."
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"Here she is."
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"Steve's mom!"
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"STEVE: Dang, now I've been pranked."
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"There's someone that wants to talk to you."
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"GWEN: Hey, what's up? This is Gwen from No Doubt."
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"TOM: Hey, this is Tom from No Doubt."
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"ADRIAN: Hey, how're you doing? This is Tony from IVo Doubt."
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"GWEN: Sorry we can't talk. But we gotta call Lubbock..."
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"and tell them they lost to Arlen High."
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"Congratulations, you guys. See you at the prom."
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"You still in there, Peggy?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"LUANNE: Uncle Hank, is that you?"
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"Uncle Hank."
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"Okay, Dale. You win."
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"I need to use your port-a-room."
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"Here at Port-a-Gribble, we reserve the right..."
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"No shirt, no shoes..."
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"- Cows? - Even better."
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"Bowling's on me. We can steal shoes."
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"Hey, hamster girl, what are you doing here?"
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"- She's-- - In middle school."
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