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Clips from King of the Hill - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story (S05E05)

"Yeah. The Compound W dissolved the rest of my tail."
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"Yes. I'm cured."
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"Good. Because otherwise I'd feel bad about this."
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"Get out of the way."
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"What?"
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"This is my real school."
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"- Hold on, Joseph. - Oh, that's it."
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"What?"
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"Yes, but because you were such a jerk, I don't have prom tickets."
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"So, I'm going with Joseph."
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"Joseph understands that you only went to the prom with him..."
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"We got to thinking that you did help us win."
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"So, you had better be there. And you had better look sick."
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"Oh, I'll be there. On one condition."
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"Kidney boy died. He's gone."
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"What's up, Arlen High?"
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"This next song is dedicated to the memory of kidney boy."
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"Poor kidney boy."
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"Are you listening, Bobby?"
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"Connie, go!"
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"a stinky portable... washroom."
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"Stinky?"
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"Don't be a hero."
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"Listen, if anything happens..."
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"Okay, let's go, freshman."
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"That was the warning bell."
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"Freshman? No."
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"I got some advice for you."
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"Puff out your chest and walk like this."
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"Wand the uterine wall sloughs off..."
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"I have arrived."
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"I am so wassup."
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"Hey, wait. I thought you said you went to school here."
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"So, what do you do?"
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"Wow! Your cheerleaders really have boobies."
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"But I'll wager you've never truly experienced one."
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"Mr. Strickland, is it?"
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"All right, Anthony. The record's a minute. You ready?"
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"You mean, like, he could die any minute?"
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"A parka-PM“!-"
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"Nothing. I was..."
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"Can you pick up things with your tail?"
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"Like that shoe?"
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"Oh! I told them you had one."
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"not pitied you because you're a freak."
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"No! I have the medical condition. You're the freak."
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"I've got two tickets."
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"Let's just get to the get to."
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"Well, take a walk, toilet snob."
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"Hold on, Bill."
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"- No! - You got soaked."
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"you know, losing my tail and all."
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"He's so lame. Let's soak him."
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"ANTHONY: Yeah, soak in it."
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"Come on, Connie. Let's go inside."
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"to get back at me, right?"
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"If I let you use the phone, you'll sneak in and use the toilet."
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"Get him."
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"Curl up in a ball and cry if you have to."
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"Now, put me down."
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"I know she's Bobby's girl. But I love her."
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"She's having that problem with her DNA or something."
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"I'd be honored."
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"WACKY: Hey, we have a lady here who'd like to speak to you."
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"Middle school?"
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"Soak in your lies, kidney boy."
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"I can't take these mind games anymore."
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"No, sir. I'm not."
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"to care about us riding through their parking lot."
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"Cool."
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"of buying our prom tickets at lunch tomorrow."
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"[Don't Speak by No Doubt playing]"
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"It's kind of a tradition for high-schoolers to pick on the young and the weak."
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"What the..."
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"No, sir. I'm still in middle school."
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"Stop it!"
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"Yeah. So before I knew it, my entire bangs were on fire."
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"You know, Hank, your selfish refusal..."
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"Look, I'd prefer it if no one ever had to use the bathroom."
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"I'm gonna shove your head in the toilet."
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"I've never been more alive in my life."
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"Just because we go to middle school--"
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"I plan on creating and then cornering..."
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"Who is he?"
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"It turns out all those nerds who said they have girlfriends at other schools..."
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"Eat stuff, stack stuff, spray paint stuff."
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"I..."
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"TONY: That's not Tony, that was Adrian."
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"And you are so sweet to take care of her."
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"I am not gonna pretend I have a medical problem."
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"I don't know. it's bad."
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"I thought they liked you because you were so cool..."
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"[Any minute now I??? expecting a phone ca]! from Pig 706'."
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"He's a squatter."
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"All right, what are we water-ballooning?"
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"So, now Mr. I'll-Only-Share-A-Toilet-With-My-Wife..."
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"I'm still your boyfriend?"
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"But I locked myself out of my house."
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"and the most pleasing lighting design..."
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"[School bell ringing]"
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"Did they have a language lab?"
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"Come on, kidney boy."
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"STRICKLAND: Hank, pay the toilet man."
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"Do we have anybody short?"
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"Where's that petite kid who tumbles?"
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"BOBBY: Oh, yeah! Arlen High rules."
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"BOBBY: I need the latest hard numbers in the No Doubt competition."
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"- That's rad. - Yeah."
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"And she has super hearing."
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"Oh, probably because medical science..."
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"Tonight's the middle-school prom."
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"yes service."
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"BOBBY: As high-schoolers, we should be doing something way cooler than this."
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"Is it him or me?"
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"Really?"
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"PRINCIPAL: Conklin!"
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"DALE: With the finest lotions, the softest tissues..."
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"If you're not still, you know, creeped out."
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"You're gonna have to choose right now."
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"Flowers."
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