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Clips from King of the Hill - Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story (S05E05)

"But until that day, let's just make the best of it..."
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"of the mighty Brazos River--"
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"Okay, I'm putting you in charge..."
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"We're middle-schoolers. They hate us."
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"Connie, come back!"
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"We're not letting you pass until you give us a little song."
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"[Singing] If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"
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"BOY: Dude, there he is."
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"- Yup. - Yup."
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"What the heck?"
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"to let Bill use your bathroom got me thinking."
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"It'll be the best dollar a person could spend."
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"Not so fast."
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"A dollar buys the key. That's the friend price."
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"BILL: Oh! I feel like I'm a millionaire construction worker."
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"Hank, we are getting his bike right now."
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"Peggy, if we get his bike now, we'll be getting it for him until he's 16."
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"Then we'll be getting his truck."
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"No offense, Son."
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"All right. I'll go get the bike."
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"TLMSR."
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"Where's my bike?"
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"Look, I know it's tough in there for a freshman."
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"Scared the crap out of me."
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"I thought that was just an urban legend."
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""Godspell"? That was banned in middle school."
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"Bobby! Thank God you're alive."
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"It was like I was living in a dream."
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"But if it was all a dream..."
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"I gotta get back."
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"Hey, fresh meat, this is the senior bathroom."
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"Like that kid on that old TV show?"
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"Yes, exactly like that kid on that old TV show."
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"Anybody who says they remember that party wasn't really there."
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"- Oh, Dude. - Dude."
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"But I've been in dialysis the last couple of months."
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"with, like, every high school in Texas."
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"If we win, No Doubt's gonna play our prom."
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"Those chicks are tough."
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"Eat weird stuff?"
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"[School bell ringing]"
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"Okay, I just got the word from Wacky and Steve..."
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"There's no doubt we 're gonna win this thing."
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"Friends, I know you've used toilets."
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"I'll do it."
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"What about your kidneys?"
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"They're full of Arlen High spirit."
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"He's so cute... and helpless."
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"I've got something that is the size of a phone booth."
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"CONNIE: Bobby?"
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"weren't lying."
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"Well, then come with me to the high-school prom."
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"They're getting No Doubt to play."
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"Me at the high-school prom..."
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"hanging out with Arlen's best teachers."
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"- Who's the middle-school cheese? - Oh, no."
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"She's a high-school girl I know from the children's hospital."
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"Yeah, she has..."
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"It's not like a monkey..."
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"I like the bow tie. Lose everything else."
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"Check you out."
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"That is one fly tux."
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"What are you staring at?"
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"Yeah. Does it wag when you're happy?"
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"Why were you making fun of me?"
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"And now we can go to the high-school prom."
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"You've gotta keep this straight or we're never gonna pull it off."
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"Maybe. Well, I'm not going."
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"Hey, that means you can take Vivian."
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"thought maybe if you're not still creeped out by me..."
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"Everybody settle down."
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"Please, ma'am. We're trying to keep the line clear."
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"STEVE: Hey, you've been pranked by Wacky and Steve."
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"And I know I've spent more than a few nights thinking about her."
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"I'm Tony from No Doubt."
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"I really need someone to talk to."
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"wants to share one with us."
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"to refuse service to no one."
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"[Ride With Me by Nelly playing]"
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"KIM: Oh, thanks."
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"Run, Dooley."
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"Well, you're just jealous because it's Friday night and we have dates."
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"They thought middle school would be less stressful after..."
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"Okay. So, you're, like all normal now?"
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"If you want to hit a middle-schooler, you might as well hit me."
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"I am a middle-schooler."
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"Bobby is my boyfriend. You know that."
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"Cool."
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"I don't really think he does."
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"It's actually a bit of a mess."
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"ANTHONY: Hey, kidney boy."
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"- A prom ticket? - Yeah."
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"And No Doubt heard about the kidney boy."
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"Hey, aren't you kidney boy?"
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"Kidney boy is gone for good."
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"I just got some terrible news."
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"- Hank, can I use your bathroom? - No."
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"No."
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"Can I use your phone to call a locksmith?"
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"and respect one another's privacy."
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"From the lukewarm headwaters..."
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"Well, it is his cooler."
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"I have to break it to Kim and Dooley they're out of the limo."
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"- Yeah. - Come on."
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"We can't cut through the high-school parking lot."
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"High-school students are far too busy with their studies..."
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"Oh! You are forcing me to protect you."
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"Hey, Shorty. Where do you think you're going?"
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"We don't want any trouble, gentlemen."
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"This is crazy."
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"- What? - Hey!"
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"I'm gonna beat the crap out of you."
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"If you're not gonna help, be quiet."
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"Oh, man!"
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"the premium port-a-potty market."
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"Nobody's gonna want to pay good money to use..."
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"the Port-a-Gribble will be a 4-by-5-by-8-foot slice of paradise."
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"Finally a vacation I can afford."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, man, look at him running around with that flabby little..."
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