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Clips from Scrubs - My New Coat (S02E02)

"more like a, hell, I'll say it, a doctor."
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"Cos I'm a doctor."
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"I look doctorly."
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"- I was in the military. - Where did you come from?"
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"I'll make things uncomfortable for you."
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"That's right, Sasquatch."
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"We've begun to adapt to new situations."
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"I've got the outfit."
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"I've got the heart-hearing thingy."
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"Stethoscope."
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"Oh, sweet baby James."
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"- You're a frat boy with a back problem. - Yeah, I am."
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"Be careful about yelling that out in a bar."
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"The Dork, Jock, firecracker from the School of Hard Knocks."
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"- You're white. - The whitest."
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"OK, it's a tie."
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"Mr Blair, you have a sinus infection with orbital extension."
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"Finish that thought quickly. I'm not breaking my gait."
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"I don't know why he's an opera singer."
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"Listen, Tiny Dancer, I wouldn't be flapping my mouth"
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"if I'd forgotten to get a blood culture on Mr Blair."
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"But one thing's sure. You wound up at the dumb-dumb store"
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"And then I did something I've never done before."
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"Focus all energy on lip not quivering."
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"- Could be a long one. - Oh, that's great, Dr Amato."
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"Check that out."
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"It looks innocent, but Elliot was late this morning."
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"Mrs Bumbry, I wish I had better news, but you didn't qualify"
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"God, I miss one-night stands."
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"The best thing was, since I knew it was just a fling,"
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"You're a bit of slut, aren't you?"
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"Wait a minute, I'm Elliot Reid."
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"She slept with him and she hardly knew him."
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"That infection keeps hanging around,"
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"Got me through a lot of hard times."
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"So Mrs Bumbry here has inflammatory bowel disease, huh?"
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"But she doesn't qualify. You OK, Mrs Bumbry?"
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"I liked Bow Wow when he was Lil' Bow Wow."
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"- OK. - What the hell did you just do?"
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"What's up, fellas?"
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"I'm just as cool as those guys."
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"But my favourite attending here says when he was tuning in Tokyo,"
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"the reception was excellent."
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"My back's as swollen as Elliot's big-ass breasts."
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"- He doesn't. - I'm calling Dr Cox."
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"- Nobody needs to call Dr Cox. - This is only temporary, right?"
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"Just when you think you have this place figured out,"
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"- What are you looking at? - Nothing."
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"When she dated JD, she'd just wear a T-shirt in the morning."
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"I told you I didn't want these antibiotics."
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"call me and tell me how great it is."
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"Yeah, well you should be, it's your fault."
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"Damn."
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"I don't have the nose. Maybe you should calm down."
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"Imipenem."
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"imipenem has never been associated with anosmia.""
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"Yeah, it's because I... I had to..."
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"- I don't even know what that means. - Excuse me."
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"Maybe you want to call me a name like tramp, ho or slesident,"
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"which is half slut, half resident."
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"- I want to know where the G-spot is. - The what spot?"
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"The next step is to find out what did cause Mr Blair's loss of smell."
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"Oh, no, I'm not a doctor. I'm a janitor."
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"Right. Well, janitors wear white coats around here too."
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"You guys do a great job keeping this place clean."
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"- We thank you. - No, I'm a doctor..."
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"Look at the books, woman."
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"Is that a man's back?"
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"Check out who I have assisting Dr Rumpelsurgeon."
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"That girl you slept with, her name's Dr Reid."
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"Says me."
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"Mrs who is what?"
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"The patient Dr Cox got into the GI clinical trial."
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"She was disqualified because her chart said she was 63 and the cut-off is 55,"
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"She's actually a perfect candidate."
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"May I join you?"
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"By all means."
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"I couldn't help but empathise cos I'd been there and saw the signs."
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"And, of course, the wild, uncontrollable urination."
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"But he seemed a little distraught."
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"that goes along with wearing that fancy white coat?"
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"and after the two that I knew, I started naming insects."
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"That really sucks. I'm sorry."
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"I'm Elliot Reid, Tramp."
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"and... anyway..."
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"so fast it'd make your teeth fall out all over again."
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"When I stopped worrying how other people saw me I started to look better."
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"Laverne!"
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"See you tomorrow."
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"Good morning, people."
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"Doesn't change the fact you're gonna be fine."
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"Why in the hell are you wearing a coat?"
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"and tells everyone to call him Sarge. Nobody likes that guy. Not a soul."
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"If I find out you're wearing a bronzy without having served,"
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"- You were never in the military. - Yes, I was."
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"- Which branch? - The janitor branch."
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"You see, things have changed."
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"If Dr Amato was any shorter, I'd be passing him instruments with my feet."
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"Dr Turk, I need you down here."
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"Even other people are starting to see us differently."
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"Oh, me? Of course, because I'm a doctor."
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"I look spiffy. I'm trying to separate myself from the pack."
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"You already have. You're the biggest geek to come through here."
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"- Yeah. - Don't laugh."
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"You guys get to be something."
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"- Yeah, you are. - Oh, come on. JD's white."
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"I ain't hearing that woman cos I'm talking to him."
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"T-Diddy?"
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"You were admitted delirious from your 106-degree temperature,"
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"naked and very adamant about staying that way."
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"- I was hot. - I'll second that."
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"- Too slow. - I think you really got through to him."
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"the day they were passing out common sense?"
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"Maybe you were running late"
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"cos you couldn't find the right thong for those low-rider jeans you love."
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"and put about as much of that in the car as you could fit, didn't you?"
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"Too bad, Buster Brown, I'm a resident now,"
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"I'd appreciate if you wouldn't yell at me in front of my patient."
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"- How's the back, sweetness? - Perfect."
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"You take your time."
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