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Clips from Scrubs - My New Coat (S02E02)

"- How was that not funny? - I don't know, dude."
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"The other surgeons are busting my chops for skipping guys' night out."
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"Dr Amato's your punishment?"
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"No, I enjoy needing you to lower me on the toilet in the morning."
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"Great. So how was the sex with that guy?"
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"Elliot, I have other patients, Mrs Bumbry needs a nap. We're all very busy."
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"I've never done anything like this. I just met him and slept with him."
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"- Which was? - Shirt on, lights off, no talking."
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"You wouldn't believe how quickly a reputation can be made in this hospital."
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"As soon as we get out of this sterile field,"
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"- Does that happen a lot around here? - Not enough."
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"so I want to put you on a broader- spectrum antibiotic intravenously."
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"But I'm feeling better."
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"I'm gonna tell you something my mom used to tell me when I was scared."
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"In the case of sinus infection not responding to antibiotics,"
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"I love it that Mr Blair trusted me."
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"- How's it going? - You can't wear that."
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"It's a white coat. Anybody can wear a white coat."
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"You're what we call "a goner.""
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"Rappers, they grow up so fast."
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"Hello! Hello! This lady's supposed to be in this trial."
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"When you speak of this, and I know you will, could I be shirtless?"
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"I think it would be even more impressive if I was shirtless."
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"if a Hutch puppet jumps out at you, "Freeze, sucker!" you're done for."
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"Does it have a real gun or puppet gun?"
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"- Puppet gun. They'd sew it to his hand. - OK. I'd watch that."
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"Elliot's a friend of mine, so I don't want to talk about that."
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"So, Dr Turk, how is your back?"
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"Anosmia?"
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"I always thought it was very funny that losing your sense of smell"
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"Anosmia, you know, like Schnozmia. Don't you find that very funny?"
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"Of course it's temporary. Could also be slightly more untemporary."
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"it finds a new way to get you."
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"I'm waiting."
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"Who would want to?"
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"I'm gonna go ahead and guess $ 7."
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"Sometimes it comes right at you."
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"Keep smiling, tough guy. First I'm gonna..."
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"So every time she reached up high for the cereal,"
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"everybody got two scoops of booty flakes."
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"When your first grandkid is born and you smell his head,"
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"Ted, you seem different."
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"I bought some relaxation tapes. They're working."
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"God, you cut off someone's nose?"
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"Where is it? Do you have it on you? You're disgusting."
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"Kelso's gonna blame me. Just get rid of the nose."
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"- It's my birthday. - What?"
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"And many more..."
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"Come on. It's so tough to be a surgeon. If you're not in, you're out."
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"Dr Turk. Down here."
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"I saw you switched off on our exploratory laparotomy this afternoon."
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"- It's because I'm short. - You're not short."
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"I'd rather they made fun of me."
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"You want to ask me how many ceiling tiles I've counted?"
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"- No. - Then what is it, Noelle?"
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"with me getting involved in the Bumbry case, but for God's sake,"
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"the bigger problem facing us now"
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"is how do we get you to stop annoying me?"
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"Yeah, I'm the problem. Can't you just for once stay out of your own way?"
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"- What spot? - Sore spot."
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"- Hey, pal. - Excuse me, Doctor."
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"Oh. I just assumed because of the coat."
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"You know what? His name's Dr Amato."
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"- You should show them some respect. - Yeah? Says who?"
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"- Dr Kelso. - Carla."
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"but the genius who admitted her got her age wrong."
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"And Dr Cox knew this?"
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"- He knew the whole time. - Fan-damn-tastic."
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"You better do the heel-toe out of here"
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"because you know I'm going to take this out on somebody."
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"I'm thrilled you approve, but, for the last time, I'm up here. I'm up here."
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"- You were wrong. I was right. - I beg your pardon?"
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"Anosmia isn't a side-effect of IV imipenem."
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"and his loss of smell is caused by manipulation of his sinuses"
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"and the infection, so I didn't make a mistake,"
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"and you were wrong when you said, "Nice going, Newbie.""
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"I can't honestly decide whether to say "duh" or "doy""
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"Maybe being able to blame somebody for a second might make him feel better."
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"And, I know, maybe it's me, but doesn't that seem like something"
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"It does, doesn't it?"
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"I'm not sure. I mean, I was mad at you at first."
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"I'm not just some nameless, faceless white doctor,"
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"Well, that's great. If you're happy, I'm happy."
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"I still don't know why I was desperate for everyone to know it wasn't my fault."
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"Dr Cox, Dr Kelso has something he wants to say to you."
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"So I hear there was an age mix-up, that I was unaware of,"
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"- You're OK. - I'm sorry."
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"I guess it comes down to how we want to be seen by other people."
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"I proud of you, Robert. Put her there."
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"Some people just want to be seen, period."
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"Some people have limits on how far they'll go to protect their image."
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"Yeah."
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"- You're gonna be fine, ma'am. - I work here."
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"Babs, if you're worried about people seeing your ass,"
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"do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist."
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"I'm watching you."
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"Hey there, Doctor."
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"Dude, you're such a loser, man."
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"Oh, do me, do me, do me!"
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"My God, you hear like a bat."
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"If you flipped the page you'd see that I pan cultured him yesterday,"
Scrubs
"but that would spoil the pleasure you take in pointing out people's slip-ups."
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"but rest assured your man will be back in action before you know it."
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"You guys are getting to be like Starsky and Hutch."
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"If Starsky was a ventriloquist and Hutch was a puppet."
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"Once you've been here a while, you learn to read between the lines."
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"the recommended protocol is imipenem, 500 mg, IVQ, six hours."
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"And the drug they're testing at the clinical trial could help."
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"T-Dog, settle a medical debate for us."
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"I think Elliot's got a modest rack at best."
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"was called anosmia."
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"Do you have any idea how much money this hospital makes from that GI trial"
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"Right? Right? Right?"
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"Mr Blair, I'm sorry this happened."
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"Sometimes it hits you in places you didn't know you were vulnerable."
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""Unlike gentamicin and tetracycline,"
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"Can't you for once not be such a busybody?"
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"You look as good as I feel."
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"Mrs Bumbry's 53."
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"The nervous shifting."
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