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Clips from Scrubs - My Princess (S07E07)

"Hey, J.D. You keep wheeling them in, I'll keep wheeling them out."
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"so I just cut arm and leg holes in a pillowcase."
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"Why? Is there a party this weekend?"
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"if we didn't move and stayed very quiet,"
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"On the other hand, ever since you two made a baby"
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"Attention, dum-dums."
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"when your shift is over, I want you to go home"
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"to your sad, empty lives."
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"Believe me, you do not want to find yourself in a court of law."
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"Anyway, from now on, anyone caught working after their shift is over"
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"will be sent home immediately and docked a full day's pay."
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"Will do."
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"Wow, sounds like he's finally over you."
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"Wait a second. There's nobody here to see my "what the hell" face."
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"What is it? And make it quick so you don't bore me."
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"Now, leave me alone."
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"Slaggy, you're up."
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"and causes copper build-up in the liver and other organs,"
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"- destroying them. - What is Wilson's disease?"
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"When you win you get to gloat. It's so stupid."
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"Hello, governor."
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"Now, I have to go start work."
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"Because in spite of all of you, I'm going to have a great day."
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"Fine."
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"Does this hat make me look flyeth? It jingles when I shake it."
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"Well, irritable townswoman of colour,"
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"with ox urine."
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"I eat toddlers."
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"I thought you said she'd be dead already."
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"Say, do you have any babies..."
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"- Nope. - Well, off to work."
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"- Run free! Run! - Now, this was no ordinary idiot."
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"In any case, the Princess and the Idiot had had a sordid past."
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"for saying I tried to kiss you,"
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"That's not how I recall it."
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"Come on. You closed your eyes and started heaving your bosoms"
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"I know."
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"Can I rest my face on them and ponder what you've said?"
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"A monster?"
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"I will."
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"Yeah, look, Prince, this? It's not happening, okay?"
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"Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back the key to my chastity belt."
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"Fine."
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"Come along, Peppermint."
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"Why'd you send him away? We could've used his help."
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"- We... - Can..."
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"- That's... - What..."
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"...about!"
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"...go... ...to..."
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"What?"
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"It's our time of the month."
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"- You sure? - We do."
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"and a touch of my special ingredient."
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"More horse manure."
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"My master approaches."
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"Prepare yourselves for his untamed vengeance."
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"Hey, gang. How you holding up? That is a sharp-looking donkey."
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"Told you."
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"No speaking!"
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"If anyone would like to join him, test me."
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"I said out!"
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"Were you guys able to get that C-Diff test I ordered?"
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"Sorry, this customer here is next."
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"Of course, when it comes to magic I just do this."
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"You don't let us go first, I'll never let him high-five you again."
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"After you."
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"Coming at you."
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"My uncle's whole family was killed by an untied lace."
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"I owe you one."
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"Can't wait."
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"You guys are amazing."
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"Hey, can you get rid of this tail?"
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"Princess."
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"by a monster that can't be beaten."
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"There is no such thing as a monster that can't be beaten."
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"Let's just say, the guy has a saw..."
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"My name is Percival Cox. You're killing my friend. Prepare to die."
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"That's new."
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"Give me some sugar. All right."
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"The Knight was getting his ass kicked."
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"That's new."
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"What's the monster like? Is he nice?"
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"Baby, maybe you could lull the monster to sleep"
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"You were saying?"
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"The only way to save your fair maiden is to go to the Forbidden Forest,"
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"Right now, you're just treating symptoms"
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"that are leading you down the wrong road."
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"You need to go back to the beginning."
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"Back to every textbook, every case study you ever read."
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"you must remember what you heard when you weren't even listening."
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"What the hell does that mean?"
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"to explain her kidney malfunction,"
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"I feel like we're just getting lost deeper in the woods."
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"Missing what you could have had when you tried to kiss me earlier?"
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"Thanks."
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"He's right, it's not that bad."
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"'Twas I that tried to kiss you."
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"And I know we were both running away from things,"
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"but do you think that near kiss meant anything?"
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"There's only one way to find out."
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"Almost there, okay."
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"You can't do that."
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"And I've had zero patient interaction, so there's no liability issue."
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"So this can't come back to me?"
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"Now where were we in that dungeon?"
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"Hey, Idiot. Down here."
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"What's up, bro?"
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"What in the hell is going on?"
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"Well, we've done all we can. Now she needs a new liver."
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"The Turla made peace with itself."
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"Beautiful kites were flown."
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"And the Idiot and the Princess,"
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"Because in the end, they were both idiots."
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"Awesome appropriateness, Doug."
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"Carol, we're ready for our sponge bath."
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"Hey, why was your baby boy dressed like Caesar this morning?"
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"I don't have clothes for Sam at my house"
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"J.D., you're a parent now. You gotta be better prepared."
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"Yep. That's why we just stocked up on extra baby oil, lotion and diapers."
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"he'd eventually get confused and leave."
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