Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Scrubs - My Princess (S07E07)

"Anyway, much like one-hit-wonder Natalie lmbruglia, I'm torn."
Scrubs
"You see, on one hand, I'm tempted to side with the Gandhis."
Scrubs
"You do need to buy Sam some clothes."
Scrubs
"You hear that, Perry?"
Scrubs
"That's the sound of your hate bouncing off our love."
Scrubs
"Many of you have been disregarding the hospital's 12-hour shift policy."
Scrubs
"Now, I don't care if you think your patients need you,"
Scrubs
"Tired doctors make mistakes and the hospital is liable."
Scrubs
"Tell them what happens there, Ted."
Scrubs
"- That's England, Ted. - Are you sure?"
Scrubs
"Well, Marian, your hepatitis test came back negative."
Scrubs
"Yes and no. I still don't know what's wrong with you."
Scrubs
"Well, you'll figure it out. You're a good doctor."
Scrubs
"and whiny pleas to get back together."
Scrubs
"Although, he did agree to be civil while he's inside the hospital."
Scrubs
"- Why don't you... - See you tomorrow, Keith."
Scrubs
"and I was gonna move in with Kim and then it all fell apart"
Scrubs
"You know, we never talked about that."
Scrubs
"What's there to talk about? You just tried to kiss me."
Scrubs
"A few months ago, Elliot and I almost kissed."
Scrubs
"A genetic defect that presents with anaemia"
Scrubs
"- Yes. - Yes! In your face! In your face!"
Scrubs
"What annoying thing is happening now?"
Scrubs
"You never got to gloat, did you?"
Scrubs
"I don't believe in gloating. It's tacky."
Scrubs
"A condition in which the patient speaks in previously unknown dialect"
Scrubs
"What is Foreign Accent Syndrome! Yes! In your faces!"
Scrubs
"Or should I say in your faces."
Scrubs
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me."
Scrubs
"That was the worst day I've have ever had."
Scrubs
"Come here, little Jackie boy. Give me a big kiss."
Scrubs
"I love you, puppy. Good night."
Scrubs
"Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't be more wiped out."
Scrubs
"The nanny's mom died"
Scrubs
"and I had to spend the whole day sprinting around the house"
Scrubs
"trying to avoid having conversations with her."
Scrubs
"You don't see me crying about it. So suck it up and spin a yarn."
Scrubs
"Yeah, Dad, suck it up."
Scrubs
"Okay, Jackie."
Scrubs
"Will do."
Scrubs
"There was once a nurse, a surgeon, a doctor and an idiot."
Scrubs
"Does this hat make me look fly?"
Scrubs
"Perry, he's four. No hospital stories."
Scrubs
"There was once a two-headed witch,"
Scrubs
"and a village idiot."
Scrubs
"Okay, here we go."
Scrubs
"Once upon a time, a long time ago,"
Scrubs
"there was a little village known as Sacred Heartia."
Scrubs
"Damn it, Giant. Why is this village so filthy?"
Scrubs
"it could be because this town's roads are paved with mud."
Scrubs
"I jest. Only yours. You know why?"
Scrubs
"You've been telling people I eat babies. I don't eat babies."
Scrubs
"Come back later."
Scrubs
"Good morrow."
Scrubs
"That's funny, I requested someone strong and brave."
Scrubs
"And yet here stands the Village Idiot."
Scrubs
"Hey, I'm brave. I just saved this fish from drowning."
Scrubs
"Off you go, little buddy."
Scrubs
"He was a colossal idiot."
Scrubs
"I mean, such an idiot that other idiots would..."
Scrubs
"- Daddy! - I'm very sorry, dear,"
Scrubs
"I just wanted to be real clear with you about how big an idiot he actually was."
Scrubs
"- No! - Okay."
Scrubs
"She grows weaker by the minute."
Scrubs
"I mean, she looks ill, but I think it's a bit of a leap"
Scrubs
"to say it's the work of a monster."
Scrubs
"J.D., she's febrile, her liver's enlarged, and her kidneys are shutting down."
Scrubs
"Keith?"
Scrubs
"Time to move on."
Scrubs
"That is gonna make so many things so much easier."
Scrubs
"...Highness."
Scrubs
"It made for some awkward situations."
Scrubs
"...l'm... ...talking..."
Scrubs
"Turla, how can we defeat the monster?"
Scrubs
"- We... - Must..."
Scrubs
"I knew they just did that alternating words thing to bug me."
Scrubs
"Now, meet us at the potion shop so we can get a spell to stop that monster."
Scrubs
"But first, we must stop at the drugstore."
Scrubs
"I need to pick up something for her time of the month."
Scrubs
"Is that why I keep crying for no damn reason?"
Scrubs
"'Cause I didn't ask for this."
Scrubs
"- Do we look fat? - We look beautiful, baby."
Scrubs
"Idiot, I have to ask. How do you get your hair like that?"
Scrubs
"You like it? I do it myself."
Scrubs
"It's the Dark Lord's toadie."
Scrubs
"The Dark Lord Oslek was the evil ruler of the entire land."
Scrubs
"Any who dare set foot in my Forbidden Forest"
Scrubs
"shall forever disappear."
Scrubs
"I was in the Forbidden Forest earlier today and I'm still here."
Scrubs
"Where'd he go?"
Scrubs
"Where'd he go? What? Where..."
Scrubs
"So now he's going home without pay."
Scrubs
"I should at least take that body downstairs."
Scrubs
"Take care of that."
Scrubs
"Oh, man."
Scrubs
"Lab's all backed up."
Scrubs
"- I'll handle this. - I'll stay here."
Scrubs
"- God help me, I wish you could. - God help me, I wish you could."
Scrubs
"We need a monster-fighting potion."
Scrubs
"I'm the Fairy Toddsomething."
Scrubs
"Well, step aside, lest ye be dealt with. Turk, wand."
Scrubs
"Yeah, about the wand, I may have let the Idiot borrow it."
Scrubs
"Oh, man."
Scrubs
"Turk, no!"
Scrubs
"Still-Can-High-Five-Five?"
Scrubs
"I love slapping people five."
Scrubs
"Your shoelace is untied."
Scrubs
"Hey. Thanks, man. You know how dangerous this is?"
Scrubs
"and a madman hacked them all to pieces."
Scrubs
"Guess who got the lab results?"
Scrubs
"She's getting worse and we're not any closer to figuring out why."
Scrubs
"I gotta page him."
Scrubs
"And now we wait."
Scrubs
"No problem, buddy."
Scrubs
"I meant with magic!"
Scrubs
"He's here."
Scrubs
"Princess."
Scrubs
"Brave Knight, my poor maiden is being held captive"
Scrubs
"Last night, I had some grog with a guy whose hutmate is a barrel maker."
Scrubs
"Be careful or I'll make your chin disappear. Oh, too late."
Scrubs
Show more clips