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Clips from Sex and the City - The Turtle and the Hare (S01E01)

"In a city of perfect people..."
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"Was I the only one who remembered that Brooke once described this man..."
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"classmates from Steiner, Dalton and Brown..."
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"We were at the other one."
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"Hi. I'm Bernie Turtletaub, friend of the groom."
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"Good investments and bad breath."
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"My feet are killing me."
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"- Sit down. - I can't. This outfit works if I stand."
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"I think it works either way."
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"Your friend is gorgeous."
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"What do I have to do to get to know her better?"
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"Do you think the pears in this tart are bosc or bartlett?"
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"Who cares?"
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"Two hours later, we were bored."
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"Bosc! They've got to be bosc."
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"It's always better to marry someone who loves you more than you love them."
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"People are always telling me things I don't want to hear."
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"Why do people get married if they're not in love?"
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"I don't know."
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"Companionship, guilt, political asylum?"
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"- And then I was a fool in divorce court. - Now you're just a fool."
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"I hung up the phone wondering..."
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"What if you spend five years with him and in the end you have nothing?"
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"which will make him realize he does, and then it's a whole new ball game."
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"A relationship has to be based on honesty and communication to succeed."
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"but you're 32 now, so that's just stupid."
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"Already you can't talk to them, you don't need them to have kids with..."
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"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator."
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"I'm not gonna replace a man with some battery-operated device."
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"If you're gonna get a vibrator, at least get one called "The Horse.""
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"That night, Samantha went on a date with a flesh and blood man..."
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"while the three of us went in search of furrier companionship."
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"$92?"
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"I have no intention of using that. I'm saving sex for someone I love."
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"Look! Oh, it's so cute."
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"Later that night, back at the brier patch..."
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"You are not going to believe the evening I've had."
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"He obviously had seen something else he liked and gone after it."
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"Then, just when she thought her evening couldn't get any worse..."
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"It's me."
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"Bernie Turtletaub from the wedding."
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"I can't believe the synchronicity. I was just thinking about you!"
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"Honey, no offense, but your breath..."
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"When I'm through with him, he'll be Gracie Mansion."
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"and Miranda is having a meaningful relationship with something from a box."
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"Later that week, I met Brooke."
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"Just back from her honeymoon, she was all business: The business of marriage."
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"Can you melt them down into one decent gift?"
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"His friends."
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"Yes, I'm happy."
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"I think Allen's great."
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"and we're happy just to have some guy who can throw around a frisbee."
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"- Look who's here. Hey, you two! - What a small world!"
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"- Wow, he looks great! - Doesn't he?"
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"He's like a whole new person."
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"I'm scared if I keep using it, I won't be able to enjoy sex with a man again."
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"Why?"
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"and he's doing everything and it feels good..."
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"And one time, I came for like five minutes."
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"It's not illegal."
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"Yeah, but no man ever did that. I'm scared. What am I gonna do?"
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"You could still enjoy sex with a man and the Rabbit."
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"- I got to cancel on the ballet tonight. - Why?"
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"I'm expecting a phone call..."
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"It's so romantic!"
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"You like it because she gets to sleep for 100 years, and doesn't age."
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"I invited Stanford to the ballet. I knew he was available."
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"Stanford, cute, huh?"
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"I've had it with the whole gay scene."
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"Evidently Stanford, tired of bars and blind dates..."
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"Stanford?"
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"Come on, maybe it's just a phase."
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"My grandmother gives everyone their inheritance when they get married."
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"Though, you do have a point."
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"We're best friends. We make each other laugh."
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"This is not a bad idea at all."
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"Friday night with a man who shared my passion for hot men in tights."
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"What's that smile about?"
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"Actually his name is Stanford. Stanford Blatch."
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"I thought he was gay."
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"He is."
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"I guess you've got it all figured out..."
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"The more he mocked me, the more I became convinced that this idea was genius."
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"I'm totally wiped out."
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"Wiped out!"
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"That was Charlotte speak for "I'm spending the night with my vibrator.""
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"A rabbit intervention."
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"- Okay, where is it? - What are you talking about?"
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"Hey, it's a vibrator. It's not like it's crack."
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"You hid the Rabbit behind a stuffed rabbit? That is so you."
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"While Samantha was doing everything in her power to remake the Turtle..."
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"into a man she could fall in love with."
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"Maybe it doesn't matter."
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"I think I'm going to have to send myself home."
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"Excuse me. Do you like this shirt?"
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"After 12 phone calls and three e-mails..."
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"Designed by Coco Chanel herself."
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"- Seriously? - Grandmother's worn that for 40 years."
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"And it still fits."
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"I have it in blue, black, pink."
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"Stanford tells me you're a writer."
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"But I gave it up to have children."
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"Come on. This is fun. I had no idea you had such a big family."
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"As I looked around at all the memorabilia and family photographs..."
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"I realized..."
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"Yes, I do."
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"I love my Stanford. He's a very sweet boy."
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"But you know, he is a fruit."
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"Salt. Yeah."
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"That night at dinner, I knew I would have to break the news to Mr. Big."
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"before you put in the onions, know what I mean?"
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"It's bitter, but it definitely has possibilities."
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"no one was more perfect than Brooke."
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"For Brooke, every Saturday night was like the senior prom."
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"So, when she got married..."
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"we were all dying to see which one had made the cut."
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"as more boring than exposed brick?"
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"and us."
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"A wedding this size always has two singles tables."
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"Hello."
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