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Clips from Sex and the City - The Turtle and the Hare (S01E01)

"It was the Turtle. A Manhattan legend known for two things:"
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"You know, I think I'm at that table over there."
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"Supplies were dwindling..."
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"and one of our passengers had jumped ship."
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"Are we gonna stick around and catch the bouquet?"
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"That is so not going to happen."
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"But this one crossed the line."
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"Did I wake you?"
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"- Why did you get married? - I was a fool in love."
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"Exactly. Which is why I'm never getting married again."
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"Suddenly, I had to concentrate on breathing."
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"- Are you in bed with someone? - No. Are you?"
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"That depends. What are your plans for the frosting?"
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"could I date a man who would never get married?"
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"Wow! A guy who doesn't want to get married! Film at 11:00!"
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"Don't tell me you're surprised by this."
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"I wasn't thinking about it until he said I couldn't. Now it's all I think about."
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"Just be cool. You don't care."
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"Then he'll wonder why you don't..."
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"So in your world, it's always sixth grade."
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"Okay. If you were 25, that would be adorable..."
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"as I've just very pleasantly discovered."
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"Oh, please, stop! This is so sad."
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"You say that, but you haven't met "The Rabbit.""
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"A vibrator does not call you on your birthday, send flowers the next day..."
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"and you cannot take a vibrator home to meet your mother."
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"Ladies, I'd like you to meet the Rabbit."
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"Please! Think about the money we spend on shoes."
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"Fantastic. Is there a man in the picture?"
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"I thought it would be all scary and weird, but it isn't. It's pink!"
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"For girls!"
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"Look. The little bunny has a little face like Peter Rabbit."
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"It's even got a remote. How lazy do you have to be?"
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"Hello?"
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"- Are you listening to me? - Yeah."
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"Jerry, who Samantha met at Brooke's wedding..."
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"took her to Lava, New York's restaurant du jour."
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"From the moment I saw you at that wedding, I knew we'd have dinner."
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"Aren't you cocky!"
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"I'm the kind of guy, I see something..."
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"I like it, I go after it."
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"Ten minutes and a couple of cocktails later..."
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"Samantha? Hey, Samantha!"
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"Oh, right."
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"Are you here all by yourself?"
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"Sort of. I'm..."
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"Sit down, join me!"
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"You look great."
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"What Samantha needed now more than anything was a compliment from anyone."
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"With breath like that, you're gonna live a very long life alone."
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"Once we get the breath under control, we're shopping for a new wardrobe."
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"He's a cute little fixer-upper."
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"Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone."
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"Samantha and the Turtle?"
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"I needed some answers."
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"I'd like to return these."
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"It just means you're happy with Allen, right?"
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"He's incredibly successful."
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"We think we're Carolyn Bessette. One day John-John's out of the picture..."
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"I couldn't believe it."
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"It was the Turtle wearing Helmut Lange."
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"That's right. I'm taking him to Bliss for a facial."
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"See you later. Bye."
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"She seems happy."
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"Samantha left with the Turtle, Brooke left with a better gift..."
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"and I left wondering if everyone in Manhattan was settling."
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"My Zen teacher told me that there was nothing like yoga to quiet a busy mind."
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"Just as I had reached the moment of no thought..."
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"- I think I broke my vagina. - Sorry. Am I pulling too hard?"
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"Metaphorically, I mean. With the Rabbit."
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"Have you ever been with a man..."
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"No, no. I'm done with it."
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"long distance phone call, transatlantic."
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"Charlotte could never tell a decent lie."
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"I knew an addict when I saw one."
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"It's so competitive. You won't believe what happened to me last week."
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"decided to place a personal ad."
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"He scheduled a rendezvous with the only respondent on a cold, Sunday afternoon."
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"Sorry. This is not gonna happen."
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"Even guys like me don't want guys like me."
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"I don't know. You look pretty gay to me."
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"Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle."
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"Sometimes I think I should just marry a woman and get all the money."
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"- What is there, a cash prize? - Yeah."
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"- She doesn't know you're gay? - She doesn't believe in gay."
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"Really? That's funny. Big doesn't believe in marriage."
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"Maybe you should propose to me, and we'll all live happily ever after."
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"- You really do want it all. - I don't know. Maybe nobody gets it all."
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"We both sleep with men."
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"- Actually, I was kidding. - I'm not! Think about it."
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"Who else would keep you in expensive shoes and encourage you to cheat?"
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"Now you're talking!"
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"Oh, I got a marriage proposal last night."
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"From whom?"
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"A very handsome, witty young man about to come into his inheritance."
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"Oh, I see. Anyone I know?"
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"What are you gonna do about sex?"
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"I have you."
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"Mrs. Blatch."
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"That night, Miranda and I had plans to join Charlotte..."
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"for a gallery opening in Chelsea when..."
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"I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel."
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"I thought you could handle it."
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"No big deal. I'd rather stay home with the Rabbit than go out, deal with men."
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"that she wasn't going to settle for herself."
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"- How's your dinner? - It's questionable."
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"I can't figure out whether the mushrooms are shitake or chantrelle."
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"You know, I'm not feeling very well."
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"My ex-girlfriend picked it out."
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"Stanford badgered me into at least meeting his grandmother."
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"I love that suit you're wearing."
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"- It never goes out of style. - Never."
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"Exactly."
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"Yes, I have a column in The Star."
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"I was a career woman many, many years ago."
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"Not a bad-looking girl. Don't you think?"
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"Doesn't she look exactly like Deborah Kerr in An Affair to Remember?"
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"She does."
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"Oh, my God! This has to be Stanford."
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