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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency (S03E03)

"Not much to tell. They had a VW Microbus..."
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"...and were wearing tie-dyed Grateful Dead T-shirts."
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"Huh. Hm."
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"Good cookies."
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"I see no organizational system in here whatsoever."
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"Which panties do you wear on Mondays?"
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"I don't need panties. I just need shorts and a shirt."
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"Mother always told me one should wear clean underpants..."
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"- ...in case one is in an accident. - One was already in an accident."
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"Doesn't mean one won't be in another, especially if I drive."
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"- Clothes, Sheldon. I need clothes. - Okay."
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"- Here. - Seriously? Those shorts with that top?"
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"All right."
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"No."
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"Oh, that's cute."
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"We should have you checked for a concussion."
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"- All right. - But don't look."
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"- Don't look? - I don't want you to see me naked."
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"Oh. Well, that's understandable."
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"You may be interested to know that a prohibition against looking..."
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"...is well established in heroic mythology."
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"Lot and his wife, Perseus and Medusa..."
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"- ...Orpheus and Eurydice... - Great."
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"They always look. It never ends well."
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"You gotta help me get my arm into the sleeve."
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"Okay."
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"Is that my arm?"
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"Doesn't feel like an arm."
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"Then maybe you should let it go."
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"Alrighty."
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"Stars are pretty, aren't they?"
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"Up above the world so high."
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"Like little diamonds in the sky."
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"That's beautiful, dude."
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"You should write that down before someone steals it."
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"So when do the meteors get here?"
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"The meteors don't get here. The Earth is moving into their path."
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"I can feel it."
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"I can feel the Earth moving. Heh."
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"It's moving too fast. Raj, slow it down."
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"Okay, how's that?"
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"Better, thanks."
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"Stars are pretty, aren't they?"
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""Stars are pretty, aren't they?""
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"For the record, I should let you know..."
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"...this is my first time driving an actual motor vehicle."
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"- You have your learner's permit, right? - Yes."
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"And I've logged a considerable number of hours on a simulator."
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"- Good. - Didn't work out well."
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"- All right. Can we go? - One moment."
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"...when a portion of the driver's door handle is visible in the lower right corner."
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"There's the handle. Back. Too far."
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"Bringing it back."
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"Optimized. Ahem."
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"Now, where is the switch to adjust the passenger-side mirror?"
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"It's right there."
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"Where is the passenger-side mirror?"
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"In a parking lot in Hollywood."
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"- Now, can we please go? - Yes. Soon as I adjust my seat."
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"Whee!"
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"Oh, dear. I'm gonna have to start again."
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"If I could speak the language of rabbits..."
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"...they would be amazed and I would be their king."
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"I hate my name."
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"It has "nerd" in it."
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"Leon-nerd."
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"I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie."
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"At first."
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"You know what's a cool name?"
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"Angelo."
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"That has "angel" and "Jell-O" in it."
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"It was my Uncle Murray's funeral."
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"We were all back at my Aunt Barbara's house."
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"Our eyes locked over the pickled herring."
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"We never meant for it to happen."
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"But the rabbits, they hate me and don't come."
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"I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch."
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"People could call me Angie."
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""Yo, Angie. How's it going?""
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"To this day, I can't look at pickled herring..."
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"...without being aroused and ashamed."
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"Oh, cousin Jeanie."
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"Oh, I think we're going sufficiently fast."
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"- What's that? - Nothing."
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"- The engine does that sometimes. - It can't be nothing."
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"The "check engine" light is on. We need a service station."
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"The light's been on since I bought the car."
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"All the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes."
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"It's not gonna explode. Just keep driving."
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"Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock."
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"Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise."
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"He was the science officer."
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"...he would pull the ship over immediately."
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"Oop. Red light. Release accelerator..."
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"...and slowly apply the brake."
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"Nailed it."
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"While we have a moment..."
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"- ...may I ask you a question? - What?"
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"Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup"..."
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"- It's not "soup." It's "courage." - No, it isn't."
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"I suppose it does take courage..."
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"...to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup."
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"How did you see it? You said you wouldn't look."
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"Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks."
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"- Anything? - No, that was the last pudding cup."
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"No."
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"What about Slim Jims?"
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"That's what he used to eat his pudding, remember?"
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"Right. That was so good."
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"Sweetie and meaty at the same time."
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"Wait, wait, wait. So you're saying we're out of food?"
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"The only thing in here are blue-ice packs."
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"...but they look like big, yummy Otter Pops."
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"- Oh, God, I am so hungry. - Me too."
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"Check and see if we have any more pudding."
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"Okay."
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"All right. There's no need to bark at me."
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"According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk..."
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"...you're after the man who claims to be having a heart attack..."
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""Describe illness or injury.""
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