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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency (S03E03)

"I dislocated my shoulder."
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"All right."
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"And "how did the accident occur?""
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"You already know that."
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"Cause of accident: lack of adhesive ducks."
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"- Have you been diagnosed with diabetes? - No."
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"- Kidney disease? - No."
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"- Migraines? - Getting one."
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"Are you sure? You look a bit puffy."
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"Change migraine to "yes.""
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"- "When was your last menstrual period?" - Oh, next question."
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"I'll put "in progress.""
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"Okay. Moving to psychiatric disorders."
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""List all major behavioral diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etc.""
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"Episodes of sub-psychotic rage."
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"- Ass. - Possible Tourette's."
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"All right. "Moles, lesions or other skin conditions.""
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""Soup" tattoo on right buttock."
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"Okay, Sheldon. Sheldon, look. I am scared and in a lot of pain."
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"Could you please take a break from being you for just a minute..."
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"...and try being, I don't know, comforting?"
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"Everything's going to be fine."
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"Sheldon's here."
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"Thanks. That's much better."
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"Oh, I'm so hungry."
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"Okay, our objective is the Boy Scout campsite to the east."
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"Easy target. Big, doughy scoutmaster, couple of Cubs, mostly Webelos."
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"What kind of score?"
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"- All right. Everyone grab flashlights. - Okay."
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"Oh, my God. Could it be? Yes!"
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"My mother put an "I love you" brisket in my backpack!"
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"- Quick, get forks. - Don't need forks."
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"- He's right. - Yes."
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"I feel like we're forgetting something important."
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"Maybe a Tupperware bowl of roasted potatoes and carrots?"
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"LEONARD & RAJESH: Yes!"
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"Yes!"
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"Now remember..."
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"...you were given powerful pain medication and a muscle relaxer..."
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"...so don't operate heavy machinery."
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"Try not to choke on your own drool."
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"Wait. You have to help me get into bed."
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"Sheldon has to get me into bed."
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"Bet you never thought I'd say that. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Yes."
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"You know, people think you're this weird robot man..."
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"...who's so annoying all the time, and you totally are."
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"But then it's like that movie Wall-E at the end."
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"You're so full of love and you can save a plant..."
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"...and get fat people out of the floaty chairs."
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"That's a fairly labored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it."
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"Sing "Soft Kitty" to me."
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""Soft Kitty" is for when you're sick. You're not sick."
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"Injured and drugged is a kind of sick."
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"Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur"
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"Wait, wait. Let's sing it as a round."
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"I'll start."
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"Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur"
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"See, that's where you come in. I'll start over."
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"Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur"
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"I've got all night, Sheldon."
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"Soft kitty, warm kitty"
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"- Little ball of fur - Happy kitty, sleepy kitty"
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"Purr, purr, purr"
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"And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized..."
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"Da, da, da!"
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"- -she was his cousin."
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"That's still not funny."
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""That's still not funny.""
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"And she was my second cousin."
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""And she was my second cousin.""
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"You're a real douche."
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"Who cares? You slept with your cousin."
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"They're whimsical, because ducks have neither a need for..."
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"...but appears to be well enough to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone."
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"Okay, medical history."
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"Penny. Penny. Penny."
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