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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work (S09E09)

"But don't dawdle."
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"Okay. Now, what?"
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"- I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous. - Yeah, well, don't be."
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"Okay, that helps."
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"And, action!"
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"Don't worry about it. It usually takes me three takes too."
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"Ha-ha-ha. All right, eight."
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"...action!"
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"So do you have any other questions about advertising?"
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"No. No. But let me show you what I can do."
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""Bagels and doughnuts."
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"Round food for every mood.""
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"Monica warned me you might do that."
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"- Really? That's great. - It's an unpaid internship."
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"That's funny. When you said "unpaid," it sounded like you said "unpaid.""
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"Come on, now. Monica has a good job."
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"We're supposed to have sex tonight."
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"I tend to keep talking till somebody stops me."
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"Okay."
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"Well, while you were on your baby vacation, I was doing your job."
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"...something sucking on my nipples until they are raw."
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"All right. Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks."
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"I want everything back the way it was."
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"I can't say I care too much for that smell you've brought in."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Uh, Rach, uh, we have a code brown situation."
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"All right, but you're gonna have to do one sometime."
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"Let me just get this straight."
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"So I go have a baby, and they send some guy in to do my job?"
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"Well, there was talk of shutting down Ralph Lauren altogether."
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"Okay. Right. You're very cheeky for a temp."
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"I'm not a temp. I was transferred here from another department."
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"Oh, and what department was that? The, uh, jerk department?"
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"They didn't tell me about your quick wit."
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"Well, did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?"
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"- Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas. - Oh, hi, Mr. Zelner."
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"Ah, Rachel. I see you've met Gavin."
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"When you left us, we weren't sure what we were gonna do."
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"But then, Gavin to the rescue. Super Gavin. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Well, that's great."
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"So now, uh, Super Gavin, when I come back..."
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"That's up to Mr. Zelner. I'm sure he'll make the right decision."
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"Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power."
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"Incidentally, when, uh, are you coming back?"
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"- You said two weeks. - No, I said today."
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"See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"So, what'd he say?"
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"Uh..."
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"...so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot with the word "puppy.""
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"...I am gonna fire her mother-puppy ass.""
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"I'm sorry. I can't do this. I'm just not an actor."
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"That's right. You're not. You're a nurse."
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"- You're Nurse With Tray. - Joey..."
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"Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey. She has no time for friends."
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"She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor..."
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"Who dies?"
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"Now, you get in there, and you do your job."
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"- Yes, doctor. - Okay."
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"Okay, let's try this one more time."
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"Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch. Your tray is coming."
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"And, action."
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"Yes, I did it! I nailed it!"
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"Whoo!"
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"What's next?"
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"The rest of the scene."
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"Okay, from the top, people."
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"Listen, sudden change of plans. Um, my maternity leave just ended."
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"They said if I didn't come back today, they'd fire me."
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"What? No, that's illegal."
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"I'll have the Labor Department here so fast, they won't..."
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"All right, calm down, Norma Rae. They didn't actually say that."
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"I'm just afraid if I don't come back now, this guy will try and squeeze me out."
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"But what about Emma? I mean, we don't have a nanny."
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"I know. We're just gonna have to figure out a plan tonight."
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"Can you please just take care of her for today?"
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"Absolutely. Just give me your breasts, and we'll be on our way."
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"Come on. I don't know what else to do."
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"- Fine. Fine. - Okay."
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"We'll have fun, won't we? Yes, we will. Yes, we..."
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"- Ross. - Huh?"
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"You're pretty."
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"Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be starting a new career from scratch."
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"It's gonna be a while before I make a living at it."
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"Maybe now's not the right time to be starting a family."
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"So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right now?"
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"Yeah."
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"Goodbye."
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"Okay, it's baby time. Pants off, Bing."
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"Didn't see you there, Geller."
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"Yeah, Ross is here, so..."
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"Uh, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah."
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"Uh, and I was really hoping that maybe I could hang out."
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"- Mm. - What do you, uh, feel like doing?"
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"Well, uh, we're gonna have sex."
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"I don't feel like having sex."
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"Uh, maybe, uh... I don't know."
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"Maybe we can watch a movie or something."
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"Uh, let me put it this way:"
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"We're having sex whether you're here or not."
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"Pants off, Bing."
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"Now that I'm back, why don't you just fill me in on what you've been up to?"
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"Hey, they were popular when I left."
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"I'm working on this big presentation for tomorrow."
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"I should be involved in that, so get me up to speed."
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"That'll take weeks. Let me take care of the presentation."
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"Oh, no. I see what you're doing here, all right?"
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"This is my job, buddy. I've had it for five years, and I know how it works."
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"- So why don't you just catch me up? - Fine."
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"Oh, God. You've totally messed with the back support on my chair."
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"- How do you fix this? - You've been here five years."
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"- You figure it out. - Fine, I will."
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"All right, fill me in."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Do you have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine."
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"Oh, yeah, but you have to give it back if I get a job."
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"Of course, by that time, ties will be obsolete..."
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"...and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits."
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"I gotta say, after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees."
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"Here's an idea. You walk into a room, take a quick scan."
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