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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart After Dark (S08E08)

"[Screaming]"
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"[Grunts]"
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"[All Gasp]"
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"[Laughing] N-No. H-Help, help."
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"I'm gonna die."
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"[Groans]"
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"[Wind Gusting]"
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"- [Yelps] - [All Gasp]"
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"- Oh, no! The old witch has Bart! - We've got to hurry!"
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"[All Screaming]"
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"- [Groaning] - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"[Homer] Just a minute!"
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"- Hello? - Your son was trespassing on my property..."
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"and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and-"
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"Are you wearing a grocery bag?"
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"I have misplaced my pants."
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"I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to punish him."
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"[Laughing] Yeah, I appreciate the suggestion, lady..."
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"but he hates that, and I gotta live with him."
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"You're the man, Homer."
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"Well, if you won't discipline him..."
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"[Gasps] No, wait, wait."
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"Madam, I run a house of discipline."
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"Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?"
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"- She makes me taste beer. - Come on, boy. Give your old man a little credit."
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"Yeah? Well, I still get to punish you."
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"Now you're gonna do chores for that lady until you work off the damage you did."
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"It's called "responsibility.""
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"- Come on in, Bart. - [Groans]"
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"I can't believe I gotta spend all my free time..."
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"dusting doilies in a smelly, run-down dump for a creepy old witch."
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"## [Jazz]"
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"I have been grossly misinformed about witches."
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"I prefer not to be called "man.""
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"My name is Belle, and this is the Maison Derriere."
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"Are you havin' a party or somethin'?"
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"Nonstop. We're a burlesque house-"
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"Miss Belle, we're about to do our "Around the World" number..."
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"but Monte Carlo can't find her dice."
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"Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent."
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"He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras. [Chuckles]"
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"That's a bit advanced for you..."
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"but I know a stopped-up sink that needs some attention."
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"When you work the door, the main things are..."
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"to greet the visitors and toss out the troublemakers."
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"Ah, the old greet 'n' toss. No problemo."
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"How did I ever get along without you?"
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"Oop. ## [Continues Whistling]"
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"Is your name Bart?"
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"Does your father know you're working here?"
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"but we made a commitment, and we have to see it through..."
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"no matter how unpleasant."
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"Quitting time. Okay. Scrub up and head for the communal tarp."
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"We're having kelp burgers, and we're going to watch a tape ofJohnny Arvik."
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"He's the Eskimo comedian. [Chuckles]"
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"Faster, Mom! Faster!"
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"So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?"
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"If you get in trouble, there's a switch..."
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"- that makes the bow tie spin. - [Whirring]"
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"Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days."
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"I'd love to go, but l- I can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit."
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"- ## [Rim Shot] - [All Laughing]"
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"[Chuckles] If there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it."
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"[Announcer] It's 11:00. Do you know where your children are?"
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"I told you last night, no!"
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"Where is Bart anyway?"
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"His dinner is getting all cold and eaten."
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"Bart, where are you?"
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"Come on. I have to be up at 6:00 a.m. to swipe Flanders's newspaper."
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"What the- " President Eisenhower celebrates 40th wedding anniversary."
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"Not pictured, Mrs. Eisenhower.""
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"I'm sorry. This is all my fault."
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"He's my son, and I don't want him working..."
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"Oh, I agree. Kids need rules and boundaries."
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"Yes, everyone loves rules."
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"It's so tough to be a parent these days, what with all the gangs and the drugs."
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"Oh, yeah, drugs. You gotta have drugs."
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"Hey, he didn't pay the cover."
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"Oh, Bart, he's your father."
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"We'll comp him tonight, start a tab tomorrow."
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"- Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show. - Nope."
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"- Is Roxanne back? - Yep."
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"- Did she, uh, get my flowers? - She did."
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"l-"
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"- Hello, Bart. - Hello, Principal Skinner."
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"This is the National Air and Space Museum, isn't it?"
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"Uh, this isn't gonna be aboutJesus, is it?"
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"Your son has been working in a burlesque house."
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"Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes."
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"That's true, but I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there."
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"Helen, as a responsible parent, I was already well aware of that."
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"Homer, I'm as permissive as the next parent."
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"but you can't possibly think it's appropriate..."
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"for your 10-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!"
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"Oh, no? Well, if Homer Simpson wants his 10-year-old son working in a burlesque house..."
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"I can't believe there's a place like that in our wholesome little town."
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"Homer, did you know it was a burlesque house when you sent Bart to work there?"
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"No, I only learned that four days ago."
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"What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?"
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"I was trying to punish him exactly like you would."
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"So, in a way, you really dropped the ball on this one."
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"This is your mess, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it up."
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"- [Groans] - Please come in, Mrs. Simpson."
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"How can I be of service?"
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"I have a favor to ask."
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"Please shut this place down and move away from Springfield."
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"Oh, honey, you can't be serious."
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"Springfield doesn't want places like this."
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"- I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar. - Oh?"
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"- I've lived in this town for 37 years. - I've lived here 52 years."
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"Listen, darlin', we're just as much a part of Springfield..."
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"as the church, the library or the crazy house."
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"- So I think I'll stay right here, neighbor. - Is that so?"
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"Well, sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes..."
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"will never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial."
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"You're about to learn the two most dangerous words..."
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"in the English language are "Marge Simpson.""
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"It's a light-pink '87 wagon."
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"And after visiting the area for, uh, the past two months..."
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"I have determined it is not feasible to construct..."
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