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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart After Dark (S08E08)

"a super-train between Springfield and Aruba."
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"[All Groan]"
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"Next on the agenda is, uh..."
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"the Citizens' Committee on Moral Hygiene."
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"[All Groan]"
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"I'm here to share my moral outrage."
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"It's about a certain house in our town."
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"- What's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbin'? - No."
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"It's a house of ill fame."
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"A house of loose ethics."
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"Is there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?"
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"- Well, then quit bad-mouthing the house! - Yeah, leave the house alone!"
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"Drinking, gambling and debauchery."
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"It's right under our noses- a secret house of burlesque."
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"[Carl] That's- That's not good."
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"People, this is an issue that we, as a town, are strong enough to ignore."
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"Let us give no more scrutiny to this bawdy house..."
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"and its small clientele of loyal perverts."
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"Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty."
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"- [Both Chuckling] - Marge, if you please."
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"Julius!"
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"- Clancy! - [Chalmers] Skinner!"
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"- Seymour! - Mother."
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"- [Selma] Patty? - [Brandine] Cletus!"
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"- [Mrs. Wiggum] Clancy! - Hey, come on! You did me twice!"
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"Smithers?"
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"My parents insisted I give it a try, sir."
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"I rest my case."
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"Er, uh, well, eh, in light of these new facts..."
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"All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"[Whispering] Are they talkin' about the bordello?"
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"No, the burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut."
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"I'm gonna burn all the historic "memorabilias.""
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"- I'm gonna take me home a toilet. - Well, there'd better be two."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?"
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"Stand aside, you degenerate two-bit proprietress."
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"Don't you call me that. I'm an entrepreneuse."
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"Oh, shut up! You're wasting valuable smashing time."
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"Please, hurry."
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"- Sure, we could tear this house down- - [All Cheer]"
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"We could tear it down..."
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"but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves."
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"[Springs]"
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"## [All Singing]"
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"[Springs]"
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"[Whistles]"
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"Well, I'm convinced. The house stays."
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"This house- [Quoting Lyric]"
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"[All Clamoring]"
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"What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?"
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"No, I had to go rent the bulldozer."
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"Well, we all changed our minds."
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"Yeah, now we love the house."
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"And what about the sleaze and the depravity?"
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"It was a very convincing song, Marge."
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"- Mm-hmm, there were kicks and everything. - Oh. Can you sing it again?"
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"I'm sorry. It really was one of those spur-of-the-moment-type things."
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"- Well, I also have a song to sing. - [Bowstring Twangs]"
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"Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs."
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"[Clears Throat, Coughs]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"Uh, sorry."
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"Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house."
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"I do love it when you drop by, Marge."
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"Next time, why don't we get together at your house?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"How can we ever make this up to you?"
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"Oh, there's a way, Mom."
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"What did you name him?"
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"- Chip. - [Rim Shot]"
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"Take it off!"
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"- All right, Dad. You've been warned. Let's go. - Hey!"
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"## [Jazz]"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"For one thing, there are too many fat children."
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"and put 'em in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies."
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"I'll come back and speak with his mother."
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"Here you go, darlin'."
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"Just glad to be on the team."
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"- Mm-hmm. - What the-"
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"- It was his idea. - In that case, I'll have a whiskey sour."
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"so... late... that-"
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"That's the- [Laughs] Hi!"
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"- I'm third generation. - Sixth."
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"But this time it's not about that giant inflatable Dos Equis bottle."
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"The house is perfectly fine!"
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"Oh, uh, Barney."
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"[Woman] Mayor Quimby!"
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"Uh, well, that could be any mayor."
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"of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action."
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"Dad, we can't let this happen to Belle. Do something."
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"No, my friends! Stop! Let me finish."
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"- [Grunting] - [Paper Rustling]"
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"Just a minute."
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"[Crash]"
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