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Clips from King of the Hill - Cotton's Plot (S04E04)

""STEPHEN AUSTIN.""
King of the Hill
"YOU DESERVE IT."
King of the Hill
"THAT'S OKAY."
King of the Hill
"I CLIMBED THE CLIFFS OF NORMANDY"
King of the Hill
"AND YOU'RE TELLING ME, YOU CAN'T CLIMB"
King of the Hill
"A STUPID LITTLE HILL?"
King of the Hill
"AND I'LL LET YOU DANCE ON MY GRAVE."
King of the Hill
"( grunting )"
King of the Hill
"MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"
King of the Hill
"HUH! THEY CAN MAKE A SAW"
King of the Hill
"BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE A PARACHUTE THAT OPENS."
King of the Hill
"I HAVE A FULL DAY AHEAD OF ME: BOGGLE WITH NANCY AT 2:00"
King of the Hill
"SOFTBALL PRACTICE AT 4:00"
King of the Hill
"IT'S LIKELY YOUR MUSCLES HAVE ATROPHIED."
King of the Hill
"WELL, WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW, DOCTOR"
King of the Hill
"I HAVE BEEN DOING ISOMETRIC BUTT CLENCHES."
King of the Hill
"I WILL TAKE OVER FROM HERE."
King of the Hill
"HUH! WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW."
King of the Hill
"IT DOESN'T SMELL IN HERE AT ALL."
King of the Hill
"I AM NOT MOPING."
King of the Hill
"PEGGY HILL. ALL RIGHT."
King of the Hill
"MY NAME'S RAMSEY. I'M YOUR PHYSICAL THERAPIST"
King of the Hill
"AND I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU... WALKING AGAIN IN NO TIME."
King of the Hill
"YOU WILL?"
King of the Hill
"SURE. MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW..."
King of the Hill
"DON'T BE SO TOUGH ON YOURSELF."
King of the Hill
"NOBODY SPENDS SIX WEEKS IN A CAST"
King of the Hill
"BUT GIVE IT TIME, AND IT'LL CARVE THE GRAND CANYON."
King of the Hill
"IT TOOK OVER 200 YEARS."
King of the Hill
"THE GRAND CANYON TOOK MILLIONS OF YEARS."
King of the Hill
"YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO TRUST ME, MRS. HILL."
King of the Hill
"WE GONNA BE WORKING TOGETHER ONE HOUR AT A TIME"
King of the Hill
"WELL, ALL RIGHT."
King of the Hill
"OKAY, LET'S DO IT."
King of the Hill
"GREAT. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK."
King of the Hill
"DROP BY DROP, MRS. FLORES."
King of the Hill
"NOW I AM MOPING."
King of the Hill
"OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES."
King of the Hill
"OH. TA-DA!"
King of the Hill
"REMEMBER THE TEN BAGS OF CEMENT"
King of the Hill
"YOU SAID I'D NEVER USE?"
King of the Hill
"WELL, I USED ONE."
King of the Hill
"Peggy: OH, A WHEELCHAIR RAMP."
King of the Hill
"( sighs )"
King of the Hill
"WE NEED TO TALK."
King of the Hill
"AND HELP ME FIND THE BABY?"
King of the Hill
"I SURE AM GLAD"
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE OUT OF THAT BODY CAST, PEGGY."
King of the Hill
"WELL, THANK YOU, BILL. WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY DO"
King of the Hill
"( whimpering sarcastically )"
King of the Hill
"AIN'T YOU GOING"
King of the Hill
"IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU."
King of the Hill
"REACH FOR IT."
King of the Hill
"EXCUSE ME?"
King of the Hill
"TOJO HAD ME COOPED UP IN A BAMBOO RAT CAGE."
King of the Hill
"THERE WAS NOTHING TO EAT EXCEPT RATS."
King of the Hill
"AFTER TWO WEEKS, I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST RAT."
King of the Hill
"CALLED IT "JUNGLE RICE"-- TASTED FINE."
King of the Hill
"YEAH, BY SEPTEMBER, I WAS"
King of the Hill
"FINALLY THIN ENOUGH TO SLIP"
King of the Hill
"BETWEEN THE BAMBOO BARS OF MY CAGE."
King of the Hill
"MADE OF BRAIDED RAT TAILS AND RAN TO SAFETY."
King of the Hill
"( horn honking )"
King of the Hill
"OH, THANK GOD. WELL, THAT'S MY RIDE TO REHAB."
King of the Hill
"TO BE CONTINUED."
King of the Hill
"Peggy: I CAN'T. THAT'S OKAY."
King of the Hill
"I CAN'T. DROP BY DROP."
King of the Hill
"I MAYBE DID ZERO TO ONE REPS-- IF YOU COUNT THAT LAST ONE."
King of the Hill
"EVERY DROP COUNTS, MRS. HILL."
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE WEARING DOWN THE ROCK."
King of the Hill
"WE WERE BOTH RIGHT."
King of the Hill
"IT WAS 200 MILLION YEARS."
King of the Hill
"I STRETCHED A RUBBER BAND TODAY."
King of the Hill
"HEY, THAT'S GREAT."
King of the Hill
"OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?"
King of the Hill
"THAT RUBBER BAND KICKED MY ASS."
King of the Hill
"YOU JUST GOT TO TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME..."
King of the Hill
"HANK, I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP."
King of the Hill
"FETAL POSITION, PLEASE."
King of the Hill
"WHAT...?"
King of the Hill
"I-I JUST... I..."
King of the Hill
"DALE, I JUST GET SO LONELY..."
King of the Hill
"AND WE BOTH LIKE PLAYING BOGGLE."
King of the Hill
"'COURSE, SHE ALWAYS WINS, DOESN'T SHE?"
King of the Hill
"SHE... PLEASE DON'T TELL HANK."
King of the Hill
"I WANT HER FOR THE CARPOOL LANE."
King of the Hill
"OKAY!"
King of the Hill
"OH!"
King of the Hill
"OH..."
King of the Hill
"OKAY, COTTON, YOU HAVE HAD YOUR FUN."
King of the Hill
"WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOURSELF?"
King of the Hill
"WELL, I AM TRYING."
King of the Hill
"DON'T YOU THINK I AM TRYING? I CAN'T."
King of the Hill
"BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK."
King of the Hill
"YOU AIN'T GOT THE GUTS."
King of the Hill
"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WALK AGAIN."
King of the Hill
"PEGGY HILL? ( horn honking )"
King of the Hill
"YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME IN A REHAB..."
King of the Hill
"GET IN YOUR CHAIR AND GO."
King of the Hill
"WHAT ARE YOU ON YOUR KNEES FOR, WOMAN?"
King of the Hill
"HE'D HAVE OPENED YOUR SISSY CHUTE."
King of the Hill
"YOU SHUT UP, YOU..."
King of the Hill
"( grunting ) HOO-YEAH!"
King of the Hill
"TEACH ME TO WALK."
King of the Hill
"YOU READY TO HATE ME"
King of the Hill
"MORE THAN YOU EVER HATED ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE?"
King of the Hill
"I ALREADY DO."
King of the Hill
"THEN WE'RE HALFWAY THERE."
King of the Hill
"IN YOUR WHEELCHAIR LIKE YOU'RE SOME"
King of the Hill
"FRANKLIN DEE-ELEANOR ROOSEVELT."
King of the Hill
"WELL, I GOTS A TELEGRAM FOR YOU."
King of the Hill
"STOP!"
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME. STOP!"
King of the Hill
"I'M NOT EVEN SURE YOU WANT TO WALK."
King of the Hill
"WELL, COTTON, OF COURSE, I DO."
King of the Hill
"THEN TELL ME YOU WANT TO WALK."
King of the Hill
"I WANT TO WALK."
King of the Hill
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
King of the Hill
"I WANT TO WALK. WHAT'S THAT?"
King of the Hill
"GOOD. NOW SHINE MY BOOTS"
King of the Hill
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