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Clips from King of the Hill - Cotton's Plot (S04E04)

"THAT'S WHERE OUR GOVERNMENT INTERS ITS WAR HEROES."
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""INTERS" MEANS "BURY." WAR HERO? WHO'S THAT? MEANS ME."
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"WELL, FIRST, I GOTS TO DIE."
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"BUT BEFORE THAT, I GOTS TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION"
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"AND BE APPROVED BY A DAMN COMMISSION."
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"I KILLED FITTY MEN"
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"IT AIN'T RIGHT."
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"MY ARMS ARE TIRED."
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"AND I WAS TIRED, TOO, WHEN I WAS ORDERED"
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"TO RETAKE MUNDA AIRFIELD IN THE SOLOMON ISLANDS"
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"SO I SNUCK MYSELF BEHIND ENEMY LINES"
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"HELD MY BREATH"
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"YEP. I HIBACHI'D THE WHOLE SQUAD."
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"COME ON, LADY, MAKE THEM SHINE."
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"MM."
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"AAH!"
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"PLEASE DON'T TELL HANK."
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"JUST DISRESPECTFUL, TALKIN' ABOUT..."
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"JUST LIKE BILL DAUTERVIVE, MAN."
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"PLAYTIME'S OVER, HANK'S WIFE."
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"( baby crying )"
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"HE'S CRYING."
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"COO-COO-CA-CA!"
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"COO-GA-GA-GA-GA!"
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"WELL, I CAN'T GET TO HIM. CRAWL, DAMN IT, CRAWL."
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"TO RETRIEVE GENERAL MacARTHUR'S CORNCOB PIPE."
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"THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A HERO."
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"YOU?"
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"THEY'LL BURY YOU UP ON COWARD'S HILL."
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"I AM NOT A COWARD!"
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SWATTING FLIES"
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"OR JUST WAVING HELLO?"
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"NOW MOVE IT!"
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"COLONEL."
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"I THINK THE BABY'S CRYING."
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"WELL, GOOD JOB."
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"THANK YOU."
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"WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG ABOUT THE STEAKS HERE"
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"SHOULDN'T WE WAIT FOR AUNT PEGGY"
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"TO GET BACK FROM REHAB?"
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"OH, MY GOD."
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"WAS IT MY TURN TO PICK HER UP?"
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"SHE WHAT?"
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"YEP. I'M IN CHARGE NOW."
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"SHE'S MAKING GOOD PROGRESS--"
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"DON'T NEED HER WHEELCHAIR NO MORE."
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"( scraping )"
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"OH, MY GOD! PEGGY!"
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"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY WIFE?"
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"TURNED HER INTO A HIGHLY TRAINED"
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"HIGHLY MOTIVATED FIGHTING MACHINE."
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"YOU'RE NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL."
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"FIRST THING TOMORROW"
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"WE'RE GOING BACK TO REHAB."
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"IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?"
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"YOU WANT TO DROP OUT OF THE PROGRAM?"
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"SIR, NO, SIR!"
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"GOOD EFFORT."
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"HAVE SOME CHOW."
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"THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE."
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"MEET THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF SOLDIERS"
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"THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER KNOWN--"
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"STINKY, FATTY"
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"STINKY, BROOKLYN"
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"FATTY, FATTY AND DOC."
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"OH, AND IRWIN LINKER."
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"SHOW US HOW A REAL HERO STARTS HIS DAY."
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"OH, HOW MANY BOOTS DID YOU SHINE?"
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"YOU DONE LEFT OLD GLORY AT HALF-MAST!"
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"( veterans booing )"
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"WELL, WHO DIED? IS IT YOU?"
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"YOU WORTHLESS..."
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"NOW RAISE THAT FLAG."
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"PEGGY, I'M SETTING THE ALARM FOR 7:00."
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"NOPE. SET IT FOR 5:30."
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"COTTON WANTS ME TO CUT BACK ON MY SLEEP."
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"AH, PEGGY, YOU REMEMBER"
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"WELL, I'VE NEVER WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING"
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"BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, BUT, UH..."
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"I THINK MY DAD IS NOT TOO FOND OF YOU, EITHER... PRETTY MUCH."
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"UH, I'M JUST AFRAID HE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR CONDITION"
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"TO, UH... WELL, I DON'T KNOW-- TORTURE YOU OR SOMETHING?"
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"THE MAN IS INSPIRING ME."
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"AND WITH HIS HELP, PEGGY HILL IS DOING THINGS"
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"THAT'S WHY I'M HELPING HIM WITH HIS APPLICATION."
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"IN A LIFE RAFT BY TRAPPING RAINWATER"
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"IN HIS UPTURNED EYELIDS?"
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"MAY 2, '45, DURING THE BATTLE FOR OKINAWA"
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"COTTON INVENTED A BAYONET TECHNIQUE"
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"THAT IS STILL USED TO GUT MEN TODAY."
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"APRIL 30, '45, AT THE OCCUPATION OF MUNICH..."
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"HOLD ON A MINUTE."
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"WELL, HOW DID MY DAD FIGHT IN GERMANY AND JAPAN"
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"AT THE SAME TIME?"
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"HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO KILL 50 MEN?"
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"WELL, LET'S GET TO WORK."
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"COME ON. GRAB SOME FLOOR."
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"HOLD ON, COTTON. I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS..."
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"YOU DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS."
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"I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE."
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"LIKE, MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!"
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"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
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"NOW COME AT ME."
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"LIKE ON OKINAWA, WHEN THE TOJOS CAME AT ME"
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"SO I HAD TO GUT THEM FASTER."
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"THEN YOU WERE NEVER IN MUNICH!"
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"MORNING, HANK."
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"SCRAMBLED."
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"BLACK."
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"OH, GOD!"
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"IT WAS ALL LIES."
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"WHY DID I EVER BELIEVE HIM?"
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"DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, PEGGY."
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"SO I WAS RIGHT."
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"YOU GET RIGHT BACK UP ON THAT HORSE."
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"THERE YOU GO! HEH."
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"HE MAY ROT IN HELL"
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"COLONEL, FROM YOUR DRESS AND DEMEANOR"
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"IN A CHEAP MOTEL ROOM WITH YOUR SERVICE REVOLVER?"
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"NO CIGAR, GRIBBLE."
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