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Clips from King of the Hill - Cotton's Plot (S04E04)

"THAT DOESN'T CUT SKIN"
King of the Hill
"CAN WE MOVE THIS ALONG?"
King of the Hill
"NOW, PEGGY, DON'T EXPECT TO BE 100% RIGHT AWAY."
King of the Hill
"IS THAT EVERY MORNING SINCE THE ACCIDENT"
King of the Hill
"NO, NO, NO. THANK YOU, DOCTOR."
King of the Hill
"OH!"
King of the Hill
"STOP MOPING."
King of the Hill
"WITHOUT THEIR BODY GOING A LITTLE SOFT."
King of the Hill
"BUT THAT'S OKAY; WATER'S SOFT, TOO."
King of the Hill
"ONCE A WEEK FOR HOW EVER LONG"
King of the Hill
"WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS DROP BY DROP; ARE YOU WITH ME?"
King of the Hill
"I GUESS SO."
King of the Hill
"OKAY. THEY'RE OPEN."
King of the Hill
"THANK YOU."
King of the Hill
"I CAN GO ANYWHERE... IN MY WHEELCHAIR."
King of the Hill
"THANK YOU."
King of the Hill
"I'M SOPHIA LOREN, HUH?"
King of the Hill
"BOBBY, I'M DRIVING YOU TO SCHOOL TODAY."
King of the Hill
"LUANNE, COULD YOU GIVE ME A RIDE"
King of the Hill
"WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"
King of the Hill
"THROW IT OUT, I IMAGINE."
King of the Hill
"TO EAT YOUR WAFFLE, HANK'S WIFE?"
King of the Hill
"COME ON!"
King of the Hill
"SO THAT'S WHAT I ATE."
King of the Hill
"I STRANGLED THE GUARD WITH A ROPE"
King of the Hill
"BUT YOU TOLD ME TO DO EIGHT TO 12 REPS."
King of the Hill
"LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED."
King of the Hill
"AW... WHY..."
King of the Hill
"( laughing )"
King of the Hill
"NOW, WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME INTO MY CHAIR?"
King of the Hill
"SHE'LL BE"
King of the Hill
"RIGHT THERE!"
King of the Hill
"YOU SADISTIC SON OF A..."
King of the Hill
"PRAYING AIN'T GOING TO HELP."
King of the Hill
"( horn honking )"
King of the Hill
"SITTING THERE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY"
King of the Hill
"YOU'RE NO F.D.R."
King of the Hill
"I WANT TO WALK!"
King of the Hill
"AND MAKE THEM ALL SPARKLY."
King of the Hill
"I'M GOING TO BE BURIED IN THOSE NAZZY STOMPERS"
King of the Hill
"AT THE TEXAS STATE CEMETERY."
King of the Hill
"THEY'RE LETTING YOU IN THERE?"
King of the Hill
"AND NOW I GOT TO GO BEGGING FOR A WAR HERO'S GRAVE?"
King of the Hill
"BUT I RETOOK IT ANYWAY."
King of the Hill
"TOJO HAD A MACHINE GUN NEST HIGH UP ON A HILL--"
King of the Hill
"TILL THEY GOT GOOD AND DRUNK, AND THEN I JUMPED OUT"
King of the Hill
"SPITTING ALCOHOL INTO MY ZIPPO."
King of the Hill
"( hocks and spits )"
King of the Hill
"WELL, YOU JUST SHAVED TWO MINUTES"
King of the Hill
"OFF MY COMMUTE."
King of the Hill
"THANKS, PEGGY."
King of the Hill
"UH..."
King of the Hill
"NOT ANGRY, MAN, JUST VERY DANG DISAPPOINTED, MAN."
King of the Hill
"VERY."
King of the Hill
"AW, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE."
King of the Hill
"OH, POOR LITTLE BABY'S SITTING ON A FRESH GRENADE."
King of the Hill
"NOBODY LIKES THAT."
King of the Hill
"GUAM, 1944."
King of the Hill
"I CRAWLED THROUGH A MINEFIELD"
King of the Hill
"THEY'RE GOING TO BURY ME"
King of the Hill
"( laughing )"
King of the Hill
"WELL, HELLO TO YOU, TOO, YOU FLY-SWATTING LOSER."
King of the Hill
"( gasps )"
King of the Hill
"( grunting )"
King of the Hill
"Hank: THIS IS CRAZY, DAD."
King of the Hill
"Peggy: HANK, THIS STEAK IS SO TENDER."
King of the Hill
"Cotton: HAD TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!"
King of the Hill
"STINKY, BROOKLYN"
King of the Hill
"AND NOW WE'RE GIVING YOU THE HONOR OF RAISING IT."
King of the Hill
"GO AHEAD, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE"
King of the Hill
"( laughing )"
King of the Hill
"WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?"
King of the Hill
"THAT GAL MIGHT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES AFTER ALL."
King of the Hill
"( veterans cheering )"
King of the Hill
"( grunting )"
King of the Hill
"DANG IT."
King of the Hill
"SAYS IT'S MAKING ME SOFT."
King of the Hill
"HOW YOU'VE ALWAYS HATED MY FATHER?"
King of the Hill
"OH, HANK, HE'S NOT TORTURING ME."
King of the Hill
"I COULD NEVER HAVE DONE ON HER OWN."
King of the Hill
"DID HE EVER TELL YOU HE SURVIVED EIGHT DAYS"
King of the Hill
"( sighs )"
King of the Hill
"YEAH, HE MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED THAT ONCE OR TWICE."
King of the Hill
"YES, HANK."
King of the Hill
"WELL, LET'S SEE."
King of the Hill
"APRIL 30, MAY 2-- THAT'S TWO WHOLE DAYS."
King of the Hill
"YOU CRAWLED YESTERDAY."
King of the Hill
"FASTER THAN I COULD GO GUT THEM"
King of the Hill
"YES, I WAS."
King of the Hill
"SPORTS PAGE."
King of the Hill
"YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES."
King of the Hill
"WHY DID I EVER THINK THAT I COULD WALK?"
King of the Hill
"THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW."
King of the Hill
"PASS ME COTTON'S APPLICATION."
King of the Hill
"YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT TO MY HEARING."
King of the Hill
"HE SAID HE'LL TAKE YOU BACK, BUT HE'S GOT TO WARN YOU--"
King of the Hill
"MRS. FLORES IS ALREADY COMBING HER OWN HAIR"
King of the Hill
"SO DON'T GET JEALOUS."
King of the Hill
"FIVE POUNDS."
King of the Hill
"I'D LIKE THE HALF-POUNDERS, PLEASE."
King of the Hill
"WE PROUDLY ASSIGN YOU, BARRY JENNER"
King of the Hill
"CEMETERY PLOT 4, SECTION K."
King of the Hill
"OH, THANK YOU."
King of the Hill
"AW! THEY'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF GRAVES"
King of the Hill
"Chairman: THAT CONCLUDES TODAY'S BUSINESS."
King of the Hill
"THE TEXAS STATE CEMETERY COMMISSION"
King of the Hill
"WILL RECONVENE IN SIX MONTHS..."
King of the Hill
"ALL RIGHT. PASS UP YOUR APPLICATION."
King of the Hill
"OH, I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME AT THE MOMENT."
King of the Hill
"NO! NO! NO!"
King of the Hill
"WAY TO GO, PEGGY."
King of the Hill
"( mumbling )"
King of the Hill
"NOW, I CAN'T PROVE WHAT HE DID AT THOSE BATTLES."
King of the Hill
"BUT I DO KNOW THAT MY DAD DOESN'T HAVE SHINS"
King of the Hill
"AND THAT'S PRETTY HEROIC TO ME"
King of the Hill
"I'M AN OLD MAN."
King of the Hill
"Peggy: MR. CHAIRMAN, THE CHAIR RECOGNIZES"
King of the Hill
"BUSY SCHEDULE, I HAVE CHOSEN TO HIGHLIGHT ONLY A FEW"
King of the Hill
"I WASN'T?"
King of the Hill
"DAD..."
King of the Hill
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