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Clips from Axe Cop - When Night Creatures Attack (S01E01)

"but it's gonna be your favorite story."
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"their babies back in time."
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"So they send them into space in baby spaceships."
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"Sometimes a baby will accidentally push"
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"the ship's 'get out' button."
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"And the babies will float into space"
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"to transform the babies"
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"into baby night creatures.""
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""And send them to planet earth"
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"For now.""
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"Okay, Uni-Baby."
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"the cop found the perfect axe."
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"Flute Cop! Let's get to work."
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"Oh honey, I wish I could go with you. I feel like I'm missing everything."
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"You know how Axe Cop gets when he has to wait."
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"I'm going nuts out here!"
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"You need another minute, sir?"
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"Wait, what's going on? Order off the dinner menu?"
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"Sorry, we're closed. We're a daytime store."
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"Tell that to the sun, genius."
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"Now I gotta go get to my night class."
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"Hyah. It's glass, all right."
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"Axe Cop always has the right of way!"
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"Someone is stealing the sun."
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"you need to be reminded what separates you from normal cops."
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"Oh no! They're real."
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"Shh shh shh shh. Okay, okay. They're gone."
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"The night creatures are going to throw us off that cliff."
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"Axe Cop! Keep holding on, buddy."
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"- No. - Wait, what?"
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"The night creatures have Uni-Baby?"
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"Flute Cop,"
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"Muah."
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"Like ninjas."
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"He told you to meet him in the middle of space?"
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"He wasn't any more specific?"
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"It's Axe Cop. It's Axe Cop, go!"
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"Go, go!"
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"Where are you, honey?"
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"Flute Cop, I found her."
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"- Watch out! - Cover your ears."
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"See?"
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"No big deal."
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"That sounds pretty fair to me."
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"- Aah! - Flute Cop!"
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"Yeah, we did it, buddy."
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"That's a cute little one, isn't it?"
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"And this one's for you, sir. Catch."
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"and start a new family."
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"All right, we're gonna do one story tonight,"
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"Are you ready for your favorite bedtime story, Uni-Baby?"
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""Parents in the future sometimes have to send"
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""The night creatures use their claws"
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"to come out and steal earth babies."
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"But the sun helps keep earth babies safe..."
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"One day, at the scene of the fire"
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"Morning, honey. You want breakfast?"
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"No no no. Axe Cop and I will grab something on the way to work."
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"Hey, don't forget. Today's Uni-Baby's first day of baby school."
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"You are, honey. Now get to work."
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"Okay, okay! Stop honking."
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"We live in a residential neighborhood."
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"I gotta go."
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"You guys don't get it. It's crazy."
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"I mean, they grow up so fast. Baby school already?"
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"In a blink of an eye, I'll be taking her to baby college."
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"And then what?"
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"She'll be just living her baby grown-up life."
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"He's done talking."
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"- Oh, is it your birthday, officer? - No."
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"Chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream, por favor."
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"Sorry, sir. We're no longer serving breakfast."
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"You'll have to order from the dinner menu."
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"What what, are there, hidden cameras somewhere?"
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"- It's-it's breakfast time. - Oh really?"
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"Then why is the sun setting, genius?"
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"The sun's not setting. It's being stolen."
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"Let's go!"
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"That's madness. Who would steal the sun?"
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"The sun thieves."
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"We need to find them, kill them,"
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, Axe Cop,"
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"but last time I checked the sun's too hot to touch."
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"That's why we need sun-picking-up gloves."
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"for cops and warriors downtown."
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"Not if we drive through this police barricade!"
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"- Oh no! They're closed. - Let me handle this guy."
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"Excuse me, friend? Hi."
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"Yeah, we need to pick up some sun-picking-up gloves"
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"before you lock up."
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"But it's eight in the morning. Not at night."
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"I'm not looking to work at a glove store the rest of my life."
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"- Axe Cop, what are we gonna do? - I have the perfect plan."
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"Morning, ma'am."
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"Yeah, just doing a routine glass check here."
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"We're done here."
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"I also got myself some monster gloves for Halloween."
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"They're perfect for my Wolveye costume."
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"Now let's go kill some sun thieves!"
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"Move out of the way!"
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"We're in a hurry!"
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"Pull over, Axe Cop."
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"It's the normal cops."
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"I hate normal cops."
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"You said it, bro."
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"Do you know how fast you were going, Axe Cop?"
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"Of course I do."
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"The fastest."
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"I know you're just doing your job, officer,"
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"but we are in a serious hurry."
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"Well, that sounds like a job for a normal cop."
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"As it seems to me, son,"
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"- The night creatures are coming. - Night creatures?"
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"That's just a story you read to your baby to scare it."
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"Wrong. The night creatures are real."
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"Night creatures."
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"That's a nice..."
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"- I think we're safe. - Wrong."
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"Let's see how this plays out."
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