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Clips from Axe Cop - When Night Creatures Attack (S01E01)

"We've gotten reports of night creatures in the neighborhood."
Axe Cop
"We need to take your babies until this blows over for safe keeping."
Axe Cop
"Okay. Whatever you say, Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"Come on."
Axe Cop
"- Hello? - Anita, where's Uni-Baby?"
Axe Cop
"What do you mean? I just gave her to you guys."
Axe Cop
"That wasn't us!"
Axe Cop
"That was the night creatures dressed up to look like us!"
Axe Cop
"Anita, don't worry. We're on our way."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, let's go save Uni-Baby."
Axe Cop
"There's no time. We have to save the sun."
Axe Cop
"Wrong. Uni-Baby needs you."
Axe Cop
"is it really you this time or are you a night creature?"
Axe Cop
"You tell me."
Axe Cop
"No night creature can kiss like that."
Axe Cop
"Anita, baby,"
Axe Cop
"listen to me, and listen good."
Axe Cop
"The night creatures live in a secret cave in the center of the earth."
Axe Cop
"They've put Uni-Baby inside a very special kind of moon rock"
Axe Cop
"To save her, we need to be very sneaky."
Axe Cop
"Now let's go save our daughter."
Axe Cop
"Then I'm gonna train all the sharks to do tricks for me."
Axe Cop
"You sure this is where your uncle told us to meet him?"
Axe Cop
"- We're in the middle of space. - I know."
Axe Cop
"Wait, wait. There's your uncle. On his flying dinosaur."
Axe Cop
"Uh, my uncle doesn't have a flying dinosaur."
Axe Cop
"Uni-Baby, where are you?"
Axe Cop
"Anita, stand back."
Axe Cop
"Run!"
Axe Cop
"We gotta stop them before they disappear into that black hole."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, we can explain."
Axe Cop
"Uh, this just a big misunderstanding, mate."
Axe Cop
"I'm sure we can clear this up."
Axe Cop
"I wrote down exactly what happened"
Axe Cop
"You could not be more wrong, my friend."
Axe Cop
"It's a huge deal. Because of you, all the babies on earth"
Axe Cop
"are probably gonna get turned into night creatures."
Axe Cop
"You said no one would get hurt, Ben."
Axe Cop
"These guys seem pretty sorry about all this."
Axe Cop
"Maybe we should just let them go."
Axe Cop
"I got a better idea."
Axe Cop
"Teleported them to space jail, huh?"
Axe Cop
"No, I killed them."
Axe Cop
"Now let's start carrying the sun towards earth."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, we could use the sun right about now."
Axe Cop
"Anita, baby, we did it."
Axe Cop
"No, Axe Cop did it."
Axe Cop
"No, I did it."
Axe Cop
"Laser high-five!"
Axe Cop
"If your baby is still human,"
Axe Cop
"come collect it from the baby pile."
Axe Cop
"Here you go."
Axe Cop
"But if your baby was turned into a night creature,"
Axe Cop
"then you're going to have to remarry"
Axe Cop
""The Night Creatures.""
Axe Cop
"That was the day he became Axe Cop!"
Axe Cop
"Baby grown-up life and she won't need me anymore."
Axe Cop
"- Oh. And for you, sir? - The ushe."
Axe Cop
"That's perfect. There's a superhero glove store"
Axe Cop
"We can be there in 10, 15 minutes at the most."
Axe Cop
"Wait, what?"
Axe Cop
"But Uni-Baby needs us."
Axe Cop
"that is slowly transforming her into one of them."
Axe Cop
"What are you gonna buy with your cut of the money once we unload the sun?"
Axe Cop
"I'm gonna buy an ocean. Fill it with good water."
Axe Cop
"Uni-Baby. Don't worry. Mommy and daddy are here."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop, spike strip!"
Axe Cop
"- We talked about this. - Look, Axe Cop, I got an idea."
Axe Cop
"What if we apologize to you and you let us go?"
Axe Cop
"We have to throw the sun on the count of..."
Axe Cop
"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
Axe Cop
"Keep looking."
Axe Cop
"Go go!"
Axe Cop
"That's exactly where he told us to meet him."
Axe Cop
"Whoa-ho-ho-ho!"
Axe Cop
"Ah-ha!"
Axe Cop
"You know, none of that salty stuff."
Axe Cop
"and steal the sun back."
Axe Cop
"Axe Cop 01x09 - When Night Creatures Attack"
Axe Cop
"- We're not gonna make it in time. - Yes we will."
Axe Cop
"where they wait until nighttime"
Axe Cop
"- Yeah, I'm sure. - How can you be sure?"
Axe Cop
"What are you doing using my real name for, scoot?"
Axe Cop
"where the night creatures will get them.""
Axe Cop
"Now!"
Axe Cop
"on this here one dollar bill."
Axe Cop
"The world needs me."
Axe Cop
"I'll have a piece of birthday cake."
Axe Cop
"Oh hey, Axe Cop. Everything okay?"
Axe Cop