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Clips from King of the Hill - Of Mice and Little Green Men (S06E06)

"is that he is an extraterrestrial being."
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"I don't know what your problem with Bobby is."
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"I wouldn't do that to a customer, and I shouldn't have done it to my son."
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"Well, that's very kind of you..."
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"but Mr. Sutter from the bank got transferred to a branch in Durndle..."
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"Dang it! Dang it!"
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"I really wanted to see that show."
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"I heard such good things from your mother."
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"If you're that good at pretending to be upset..."
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"maybe you might be good at pretending to be a gentle giant..."
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"with the mind of a 5-year-old."
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"Bobby, I'm no actor."
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"Yeah. But can you at least act like a dad?"
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"I learned that from Mr. Gribble."
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"Okay. I'll do it."
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"[grunting]"
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"Joseph, I've got something that we really need to...."
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"Could you stop doing that thing where you lift the weights?"
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"What do you want?"
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"No, I'll pussyfoot around."
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"Boy! This weather sure has been.... Joseph, you're an alien."
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"Creatures from outer space impregnated your mother."
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"Just because you're a spaz at playing lacrosse, that doesn't mean--"
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"Come on! This is great news."
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"But for two different species, we're doing mediocre to good."
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"This doesn't make any sense."
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"Actually, no."
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"He was a purebred alien and had a heart of gold."
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"You missed my damn tryouts and now you're calling me self-absorbed?"
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"And me? Well, I'd make an excellent pet."
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"""why, we'd be there to take that crop up."
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"""We'd know what come of our planting."
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"""I've seen them."""
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"Yeah, Dad! Bravo!"
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"Mom, have you got a minute?"
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"What's up, little sug'?"
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"-ls Dad my real dad? -What?"
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"Of course he is."
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"He's your dad. Okay? He's your dad. Okay?"
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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"(Joseph) Well, she was scared, Bobby."
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"who've given birth to half-human/half-alien babies."
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"I knew you were gonna say that."
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"Oh, no! I have ESP."
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"[grunting]"
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"Greetings, Your Alien Excellency."
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"No reason. Just because."
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"Enjoy."
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"He's just being nice..."
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"so my real dad won't freeze him in carbonite and trade him for spice."
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"It's not like he really wants me here."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I'm tired of being a freak."
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"I need to go home."
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"Hold on. Where's Bobby?"
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"No. I had to come early for body makeup."
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"Oh, no! Where am I gonna find a George at the last minute?"
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"If he's not here, I resign my part."
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"Hank, the show must go on."
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"We have a roomful of seniors from Garrity and Sons nursing home."
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"I don't want them to be disappointed."
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"But, l...."
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"Lennie, for God's sake, don't drink so much."
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"That's good."
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"I ain't sure it's good water."
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"Looks kind of scummy to me."
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"Who wrote this crap?"
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"[sighs] That little...."
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"well, he finally did something right."
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"Joseph. He's gone to Marfa, and he's taken Bobby with him."
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"That UFO place?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Let's go!"
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"I hope my alien dad loves me more than my real dad."
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"So, what happens now?"
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"A flying saucer drops out of the sky..."
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"and you say, ""Bleep bloop,"" and then you live happily ever after?"
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"Especially if, you know, they can't deal with it."
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"I felt the same way when Boomhauer told me I had bad breath."
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"because this is great people-watching, but I'm about ready to go."
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"How is my dad's tractor beam gonna be able to lock in on me..."
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"if I'm blending in with all these idiots?"
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"Joseph, no stupid UFOs are coming."
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"when they come to pick our cold, dead bodies off the ground!"
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"[panting]"
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"He's been abducted three times."
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"And that's Duke Greenroy. He's crazy."
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"Excuse me, friends."
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"Would either of you be interested in purchasing some alien urine?"
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"Hey, buddy, have you seen two 13-year-old boys?"
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"One of them half-alien."
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"Well, I saw one kid wander out into the desert with his lndian guide."
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"-Oh, God! -Well, thanks anyway."
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"Hey, do you take Diners Club?"
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"(Hank) Bobby? Joseph?"
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"Would you put the jar down and help me look for the kids?"
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"I can't believe I lost Joseph."
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"I hope his real dad doesn't eat my brain."
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"But, of course, he will."
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"-You or some alien? -I did."
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"Who took him to his first day at kindergarten?"
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"I did."
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"-Who taught him how to tie his shoes? -John Redcorn."
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"John Redcorn."
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"Okay. But I didn't see the aliens doing that stuff."
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"They're here."
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"I'm scared."
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"-Dad! -Don't go, son!"
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"I don't want to go."
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"(Dale) Then run."
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"Run away from the light."
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"Joseph."
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"You can't have him. He's my son!"
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"Let's go. Let's go. Let's go."
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"Dad, aliens impregnated Mom. That's a given."
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"But isn't it possible that first they abducted you..."
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"Recovering. Recovering."
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"Recovered memory. That's exactly how it went down."
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"Which means you are my flesh-and-blood genetic son."
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"Sorry I missed your play, Dad."
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