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Clips from King of the Hill - Of Mice and Little Green Men (S06E06)

It's all right, son.

"It's all right, son."

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I guess you had your own idiot man-child to deal with.

"I guess you had your own idiot man-child to deal with."

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Yeah. That Joseph, he's really....

"Yeah. That Joseph, he's really...."

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-Really like his dad. -Yep.

"-Really like his dad. -Yep."

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Those Gribbles are two nuts on the same sundae.

"Those Gribbles are two nuts on the same sundae."

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-Hey, Dad, what's ii the jar? -Doi 't driik it,

"-Hey, Dad, what's ii the jar? -Doi 't driik it,"

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Break a leg, Hank.

"Break a leg, Hank."

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It's macaroni and cheese, Bill.

"It's macaroni and cheese, Bill."

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I ran out of advice after I told him to hold the stick like a giant cigarette.

"I ran out of advice after I told him to hold the stick like a giant cigarette."

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Good hands, Mr. Hill.

"Good hands, Mr. Hill."

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Thanks for the tips. Maybe I can try them out with my dad.

"Thanks for the tips. Maybe I can try them out with my dad."

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Every Wednesday night.

"Every Wednesday night."

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""Nobody ever gonna hurt nobody, or steal from them.

"""Nobody ever gonna hurt nobody, or steal from them."

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It's okay.

"It's okay."

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He's showing me how to channel my disappointment in Dad into great art.

"He's showing me how to channel my disappointment in Dad into great art."

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But I am not.

"But I am not."

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I kept them in my pockets.

"I kept them in my pockets."

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Can you send a 13-year-old boy a bouquet of flowers?

"Can you send a 13-year-old boy a bouquet of flowers?"

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[stuttering]

"[stuttering]"

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Well, no.

"Well, no."

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So get used to this sound.

"So get used to this sound."

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[sighing]

"[sighing]"

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Okay, I'll double, no, triple your allowance.

"Okay, I'll double, no, triple your allowance."

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Why would you say something like that? He's your dad.

"Why would you say something like that? He's your dad."

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What's happening to me?

"What's happening to me?"

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It's the truth, isn't it?

"It's the truth, isn't it?"

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Oh, it's getting cold.

"Oh, it's getting cold."

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Dale, the temperature's dropping. We gotta find these kids soon.

"Dale, the temperature's dropping. We gotta find these kids soon."

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-Yep, -Yep,

"-Yep, -Yep,"

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if you read my ""What's Happening"" corner of the refrigerator.

"if you read my ""What's Happening"" corner of the refrigerator."

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You should try out for the gymnastics team.

"You should try out for the gymnastics team."

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Aid what better way thai a lifeloig distractioi?

"Aid what better way thai a lifeloig distractioi?"

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But since then I've learned to inhale while I talk.

"But since then I've learned to inhale while I talk."

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Maybe I should just blurt it out.

"Maybe I should just blurt it out."

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Joseph, you've gotta be more careful with that thing.

"Joseph, you've gotta be more careful with that thing."

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Places, everyone.

"Places, everyone."

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Therefore we have no show.

"Therefore we have no show."

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to maiitaii coistait surveillaice,

"to maiitaii coistait surveillaice,"

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[birds chirping]

"[birds chirping]"

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[groaning]

"[groaning]"

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What you were doing with your hands in that second scene...masterful.

"What you were doing with your hands in that second scene...masterful."

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They had to do somethiig to distract me,

"They had to do somethiig to distract me,"

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As iefarious schemes oftei do, it worked,

"As iefarious schemes oftei do, it worked,"

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And it was wrong of me to miss it.

"And it was wrong of me to miss it."

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I thought I was being so smart...

"I thought I was being so smart..."

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But I should have learned it from you.

"But I should have learned it from you."

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Yeah. I suppose it would, but I'm supposed to rehearse with Bobby and....

"Yeah. I suppose it would, but I'm supposed to rehearse with Bobby and...."

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We're really good together, Dad.

"We're really good together, Dad."

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maybe you can convince them to spare our lives.

"maybe you can convince them to spare our lives."

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Is it possible he got a better part in another play?

"Is it possible he got a better part in another play?"

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Damn it, Dale. Why'd you have to tell Joseph he was an alien?

"Damn it, Dale. Why'd you have to tell Joseph he was an alien?"

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But it takes a real man to be a dad.

"But it takes a real man to be a dad."

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I was just doing this for my son.

"I was just doing this for my son."

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You, Dale.

"You, Dale."

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I heard a funny joke the other day.

"I heard a funny joke the other day."

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What did I tell you about funny voices at the dinner table?

"What did I tell you about funny voices at the dinner table?"

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Ma, would you pass the taters, please?

"Ma, would you pass the taters, please?"

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Great! I'm George, you'll be Lennie.

"Great! I'm George, you'll be Lennie."

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It turns out that Mr. Gribble is one of Arlen's great acting rehearsers.

"It turns out that Mr. Gribble is one of Arlen's great acting rehearsers."

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He would have loved it.

"He would have loved it."

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-Yep. -Yep.

"-Yep. -Yep."

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We really stepped in it and walked around the carpet this time.

"We really stepped in it and walked around the carpet this time."

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Is that appropriate?

"Is that appropriate?"

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Now, why am I knocking Bobby?

"Now, why am I knocking Bobby?"

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I mean, it's not like Joseph's even my son.

"I mean, it's not like Joseph's even my son."

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The luiatic friige have dismissed these so-called Marfa Lights,,,

"The luiatic friige have dismissed these so-called Marfa Lights,,,"

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The aliens knew I was getting too close to the truth.

"The aliens knew I was getting too close to the truth."

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For two humans, we get along terribly.

"For two humans, we get along terribly."

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Well, I thought he was with you.

"Well, I thought he was with you."

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That line could be better.

"That line could be better."

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If he wanted to make his old man look like a jackass...

"If he wanted to make his old man look like a jackass..."

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[moaning]

"[moaning]"

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And when your people return to wipe out the human race...

"And when your people return to wipe out the human race..."

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Any alien can inject someone with his space juice and be a father.

"Any alien can inject someone with his space juice and be a father."

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