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Clips from King of the Hill - Of Mice and Little Green Men (S06E06)

"The play's about a hard-working regular Joe and his slow-witted friend."
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"Perfect."
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"Maybe after dinner we can rehearse together."
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"I'm kind of busy after dinner with dessert and all."
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"Why don't you ask your mother to help?"
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"She's good at that kind of creative stuff."
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"Actually, I'm great at it."
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"I played the lead in my high school production of Grease,"
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"Danny Zuko."
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"There you go, Bobby."
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"Your mom's a substitute actor, too."
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"[groaning]"
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"""You want me to tell you about the rabbits?"""
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"Is that what I'm eating? Rabbits?"
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"Because I can't taste a thing with this broken nose."
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"[shouting]"
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"It wasn't me. My dad did it."
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"I'm in over my head, Hank."
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"Heads up, Dad."
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"[moans]"
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"It's all about the follow-through."
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"He probably went to the hardware store to fix the window..."
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"so we won't be murdered in our sleep."
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"(Joseph) Heads up!"
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"Nice one, Mr. Hill."
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"(Hank) Nice."
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"What are you guys doing? Catching butterflies?"
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"Whoa, wait a minute, Hank."
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"I noticed when you threw the ball to Joseph that it went to Joseph."
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"Seems to me that it would be good for him..."
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"Hey, Dale, you always go to that dinner theater with your gun-club buddies."
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"You think you could give Bobby some pointers on acting?"
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"Could l? Yes."
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"Bobby, good news."
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"-And he's willing to work with you. -Oh."
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"So, we're doing OfMice aid Mei, huh?"
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"This is a keeper."
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"""Ain't gonna be no trouble. No fights."
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"""It's gonna be nice."""
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"Bravo, Bobby, bravo."
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"That's the best performance..."
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"since Michael Caine's ether-huffing abortionist in The Cider House Rules,"
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"Bobby, I thought your father was going to rehearse with you."
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"Mr. Gribble's an excellent acting coach."
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"Hey, dude."
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"I mean, Mrs. Hill."
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"Dale, your son is here for you."
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"Actually, I came to see Mr. Hill."
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"Okay, Joseph. Tryouts are coming up..."
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"I used Bobby's stuffed-animal hammock and the guardrail from his bed."
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"(Dale) Let's go, Bobby. From the top."
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"And, remember, smaller and realer."
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"This isn't Guys aid Dolls,"
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"(Peggy) Hank, you are not Joseph's father."
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"Dale is Joseph's father."
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"The point is, you are only his godfather."
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"You are not supposed to take over for Dale until he is gunned down by federal agents."
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"That is the agreement."
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"I'm not taking over. I'm just helping the boy make a team."
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"You know very well that is not gonna happen."
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"[sighing] I know."
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"(director) Two miiutes to curtaii, Take your seats, please,"
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"Cai we have everybody sittiig dowi? Thaik you,"
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"That seat is reserved for the father of the star of the show."
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"Please clear the aisle."
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"Sorry. I had to stop by the bathroom to throw up."
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"Are you as nervous for Bobby as I am?"
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"So, where's your better half?"
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"Well, he must be off dealing with a propane emergency."
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"As a propane wife, you'd think I'd be used to it by now."
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"[kids screaming]"
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"That's my neighbor's boy."
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"I was hoping he'd take infrared footage of the game."
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"I don't think he made it, sug'."
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"Maybe he locked himself out of or in something."
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"Bobby, what a great performance."
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"Your mother and I have never been prouder of you."
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"I just wish my dad had been there to see it."
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"That's why I smoke."
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"I solved the hand problem back in high school when I was in Grease,"
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"I took them out only to hand jive."
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"Bobby?"
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"-Dad? -Joseph?"
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"[country music playing]"
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"[people chattering]"
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"Well, this is awkward."
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"[moaning]"
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"Mind if I smoke?"
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"[sighing]"
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"The play."
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"Poor Joseph."
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"Well, if the boy is my boy, you can."
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"We're the ones who are having trouble with our kids..."
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"Sometimes I ask myself why I even bother."
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"[coughs]"
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"What? That's crazy."
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"Why would you say something like that?"
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"We don't look alike, we don't have the same interests."
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"Come on."
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"Sometimes I think the only thing Bobby and I have in common is our waist size."
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"True. But get this."
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"me and my reproductive organs..."
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"were 500 miles away in Marfa, Texas."
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"For years, alien spaceships have appeared in the skies above Marfa."
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"as swamp gas, experimeital aircraft or weather balloois,"
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"So I weit oi a research trip to debuik these wacko theories,"
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"so I asked John Redcorn to stay at the house to protect her while I was gone."
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"The truth has been right in front of me all these years."
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"-Joseph's real father is... -Nancy loves you!"
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"What?"
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"Exactly what truth, I have no idea."
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"A child,"
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"So they impregiated Naicy with their highly poteit space juice,"
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"I really don't think Joseph is an alien child."
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"Well, I didn't impregnate Nancy."
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"So who did, huh?"
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"You got a better explanation?"
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"What other explanation could there be?"
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"Okay."
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"So the reason why I don't relate to my son..."
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