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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Real Me (S05E05)

"I've been going out a lot."
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"Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer":"
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"That's what Dracula called it. And he was right."
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"He understood my power better than I do."
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"He saw darkness in it."
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"I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis."
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"As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!"
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"Buffy? If you're going out, why don't you take your sister?"
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"There is nothing but you."
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"Find it. Breathe into it."
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"fall away,"
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"Can we go now?"
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"It's like nobody cares enough to find out."
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"I mean, does anyone ever ask me what I want to do with my life?"
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"Or what my opinion is on stuff?."
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"Or what restaurant to order in from?"
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"No. Underline. Exclamation point."
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"Exclamation point, exclamation point."
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"No one has an older sister who's a slayer."
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"Like, that's such a crucial job skill in the real world."
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"I could so save the world if somebody handed me superpowers,"
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"but I'd think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones,"
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"If this town wasn't so lame, everyone would know what she does."
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"I bet they wouldn't even be that impressed, because, like, killing things with wood?"
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"Giles and I are gonna go to the magic shop for supplies for my new training sessions."
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"- That's great. - Yeah, I'm actually..."
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"- What? - Mom, I thought you were taking me."
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"No, but, see, Mom, that doesn't really work for me."
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"We're going to the magic shop. No school supplies there."
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"Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts."
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"Jeez, crack a book sometime."
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"I'm sure Giles doesn't mind dropping you off at the mall afterward."
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"Actually, he does mind. This is supposed to be quality watcher/slayer time."
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"I told you, she ruined my training yesterday."
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"Buffy, I realise the importance of your new slayer thing, but I could really use your help."
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"- Suck-up. - What? It's a nice outfit."
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"Not sure why."
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"Riley, my sister's boyfriend, is so into her."
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"- Hey, kid. - I'm not a kid."
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"Plans? We planned plans?"
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"Right."
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"- But equally as important. - I have no doubt."
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"No, not at all. I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way."
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"I think it's great that you've got this new mission. I'll see you tonight."
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"But I'm certain that Riley understands better than anyone the importance of training."
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"Dawn, will you stop fiddling with the radio and sit down?"
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"I don't think Buffy's watcher likes me too much."
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"so he's gotta be pretty far gone."
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"There's a lot of books on this list. Any come on tape, read by George Clooney?"
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"You're entering a new realm, one for which I myself am not entirely prepared."
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"- Are you ready for this commitment? - I'm just kidding."
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"I'm just not used to this automatic transmission."
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"- No, it's not working out. - Are you breaking up with your car?"
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"Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty."
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"Little two-door tramp."
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"that I found myself searching for some way of feeling more..."
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"Perhaps, as I am to be your watcher again, a modicum of respect might be in order."
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"I'm serious, Buffy. There's going to be far less time for the sort of flighty, frivolous..."
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"- Hey, there's Willow and Tara! - Ooh, they haven't seen my new car."
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"- Hey, Giles! Sharp wheels! - The rest of the car's nice, too."
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"- Handles like a dream. - Where are you guys heading?"
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"Magic shop. I have some charms on back order."
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"Willow's awesome. She's the only one I know who likes school as much as me."
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"Even her friends are cool."
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"- Hey, Dawn. - Like Tara. She and Willow are both witches."
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"They do spells and stuff., which is so much cooler than slaying."
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"I told Mom I wished they'd teach me some of the things they do together."
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"And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs. Huh."
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"Giles and I worked out a schedule around school."
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"A block of time every day to just focus on my new slayer training."
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"That's a work ethic. Buffy, you're developing a work ethic."
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"Oh, no. Do they make an ointment for that?"
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"People gotta respect a solid work ethic. Look at you. Motivated Buffy."
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"Eager to soak up learning. You and I are gonna have so much fun this semester."
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"Your slayer studies are way more important."
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"So I won't be taking drama with you."
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"- What? You have to. You promised! - I know, but Giles said that it just was..."
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"You can blow off training Tuesday and Thursday afternoons."
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"Other people, not me. There's a whole best-friend loophole."
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"Shop's kinda dark. Maybe it's closed."
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"That's odd."
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"Well, I think "odd" just got upped to "bad"."
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"Hello? Anyone here?"
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"The owner. I come in here a lot."
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"I don't wanna wait outside. Ow, that hurts! You're hurting me. I'm telling."
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"Here."
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"Quiet. See, cat's in the cupboard,"
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"but they find you there anyway and it hurts."
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"Curds and whey."
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"Dawn?"
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"I make it four at least."
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"Someone's put together a new fang club."
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"I've crosschecked the inventory list and things are definitely missing, mostly books."
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"Whoever's leading this pack of vampires is interested in learning more about you."
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"Perhaps searching for weaknesses or... Good Lord."
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"What?"
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"Well, I had no idea the profit margins on a shop like this were so high."
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"It's no wonder there's never any trouble attracting new owners."
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"So what's the next step?"
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"- I'll get Riley to help me patrol. - Aren't you forgetting something?"
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"- Impressive square footage. - You're on Dawn duty."
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"Oh, duty. I gotta drop my sister back at home."
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"My mother's gonna kill me."
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"I bet the death rate keeps the rent down."
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"Hello. Something's been taken from this case."
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"- Look here. - What'd they take?"
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"I should think an item of value or power, possibly even..."
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"A unicorn. Ten-inch ceramic unicorn imported from Thailand."
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"- Was it valuable? - List price: $12.95."
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"Secondly, somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest little unicorn."
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"Brad. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in the tenth grade."
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"- I had to get her something. She sired me. - Sire-whipped."
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"I've been skimming through the book jackets and there's some useful stuff in there, so..."
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"- What's your question? - When are we gonna do it?"
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"He means the plan. When are we gonna do the plan?"
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"We kill the Slayer tonight."
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"Oh, well. That makes it all right then, doesn't it?"
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"No, that is not what I meant."
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"To patrol. I'm working. It's not like I wanna go to the sock hop."
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"- I don't need anyone to watch me! - Yes, you do."
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